第6章
doutouyibianzihenhendichouguoqu，dounengtingdaochouliekongqideshengxiang，choudeneirenbozichupikairouzhan，canhaobuduan。
“zheijiushinigandawoerzidexiachang！woerzihaimeikujiaoni，niyoushenmelianhao？”
chufeiwanlenghengyishengbaoqixiaowumengkua：“xiaowuzuibangle，youyongganyoujianqiang，muqinjinibaochoule，yihouzaiyebuyaopale，sheigandazanmen，zanmenjiudahuiqu。”
xiaowuzhangdaxiaozuiba，xuanjimeikaiyanxiaoshunjianbeiweimengbiaohandemuqinshoufule。
“muqinhaobang，muqinzuibangla。”
muziliangjimeinongyanxiaodemeixinmeifeiqilai。
gulankanletamenyiyan，chenzhongdexinqingfangfodouqinglejifen。
dadaohuifubilaishiman，jinjingyijingtianheile。
jiangjunfuzhandimianjihenda，gulanyouganghuijing，junzhongshiwufanmang，jiazhongmeiyourendaliyiqiedouluanzhe，jiudengzhejiazhongnvrenhuilaizhangjiani。
wangfuzhongzoudeshihougulanjiaodaidao：“jinwanxianjianghaizimenanzhizainideyuanzi，wocongmangjianzhirangrenshoushichujigeyuanzi，nideshishoushichulailede。”
chufeiwanguaiqiaodiantou，shanjierenyideyidiankanbuchuduibiaomeiduipopoduirenyazidexionghanjinger。
“fujunfangxin，woyidinghuizhaoguhaohaizimende。”
xianzaiyezhinengsuanshimianqiangguoguan，yaoxiangzuowenjiangjunfurenbaozuo，tayaozuodehaihenduo。
danxiananfuhaohaizimenyaojin，shiweiyuanzhudewuzhizuobuchang，yeshilianxizheiqunzuidazhiyouwusuidehaizi。
gulanhuranjiaobuyidun，genzaitashenhoudechufeiwanlaibujichazha，yijiaojiejiejieshishidecaizailegulanjiaohougenshang。
gulanmenhengyisheng，takanleyanzijidejiao。
chufeiwanquejingdenaodaiguaziwengwengde，mingmingshicaidaolegulan，gulanmenhengjiusuanle，weishenmetahaitingdaolelingyigecanjiaosheng？
zhinendecanjiaohaizaijixu，bingqiemamalielie。
chufeiwan：“......”
tamomokanleyangulandejiaohougen，youtaitoukangulan，liangrenduishiyiyan。
gulanzhendingdewen：“zenmele？”
chufeiwanmanmandeyankoushui：“niyoumeiyoutingdaoshenmeqiguaideshengyin？”
gulankanletayiyan，youkanxiangtashenhougenzhedeyichuanhaizi，bingmeiyoufaxianrenheyichang：“shenmeshengyin？”
chufeiwanminminchun，chuixiayanlian：“meishi，kenengwotingcuole。”
“tingcuonixianrene，nijingrangancaiwo，nizenmenengcaiwo？wokeshinidezuibuqideren！”
zhinendesangyinhaizaimamalielie，danchufeiwanqueding，zhiyoutazijinengtingdao。
oumaiga，zheishigeshenmewanyi？shirenshigui？haishitaneisuweimengmiandejinshouzhi？
“小爷是你儿砸！”
chufeiwan：“......”
zheiyetaikeqile，pingkongchulaigedaerza？
chufeiwanmomodizhuanshenkanleshenhoudeqigehuluwa，yigegebeixiarenbaozhe，shuidemimihuhu。
suoyijiujingshitanageerzizaijiaoxiao？taxianzaierziyoudianduoe。
“pei，biebaxiaoyeheneiqunfantaixiangtibinglun，xiaoyekeshineitianshangdeshenxian！”
zhinendeshengyinhaiyangyangdeyiqilai，shundaibiyiyixiatamenzheiqunfanren。
chufeiwanqingchudiganzhidao，zheishengyinshiconggulandejiaoshangchuanlaide......
卧槽槽槽槽槽！！！
hefangyaonie？biwozheigechuanyuerenshihaichangkuang？zheimeniubinizenmebushangtianni？
“niyiweiwobuxiangzhongfantiantingma？kewohuibuqulea，nainaide，douguaigulanzheige！wogangxiulianchudianlingqijiubeitayijiaocaisile！”
“yougangxiulianchudianlingqi，youbeitayijiaocaisile，tacaisiwosancia，tahaisiwole，wuwuwu。”
chufeiwan：“......”
neinijiubunengzaixiulianchulaidianlingqi？
“xiuliangepia，douguaineiqunxiuxiandetainengzuoyao，dongbudongjiurangtiandaozuozheng，liangkouzichaojia，jimaosuanpidepidadianshiyeyaodaraotiandaotalaorenjia。”
“tiandaotalaorenjiafansizheiqundazhegaoxiuxianshijigaoduixiangdewanyile，biletianmenshuijuequle。”
“tiandaodamenguanle，gudaimeilingqile，wobeigulancaidezhishengyilvhunpole，wuwuwu，wojiushixiafanlailiudawandea，laideshihouhaohaode，huibuqule，wawu！”
xiaojiahuokudehaodasheng，chufeiwanzhibeimoyinguaner，zhendemiansecanbai。
zheitamajuebibushitadegua！
jiusuanshitasiyebuhuiyao！
renjiachuanyuedejinshouzhidouniubishanyao，tadejinshouzhijueduibuhuizheimeshuaizheimedaomeicuide。
guanjianshizheijiahuotainengkule！
xiaojiahuotinglechufeiwandexinshenghaibuyuanyile，kudegengdashengle，mamalieliehaijiazazhewaiyu。
chufeiwanjingdaile，nibushitianshangdema？nihaihuiwaiyu？
xiaojiahuolengyangaoguideshuo：“neishi，niyiweiwozhizaigudaishijieliudawanma？woyeshiguangguonineigeshidaide，wodongdekeduola，youwoshinidefuqi，nikebieshenzaifuzhongbuzhifu，heng。”
chufeiwan：“......”
tazheibeizidewuyudoumeiyoujintianzheimeduo。
suoyinijiujingshigeshenmedongxi？zenmehainengbeigulanjicaisile？haicaisilesanci？
xiaojiahuoyoukaishikukulielie：“wokeshitianshangzuishuaidecao，zainimenxiandaineijueduishixiaocaojibiede。”
“gulandacaiduanlewodeming、genzi，jiwocaichengzheiyang，woyaobaofuta，woyaorangtahuibudangchu！”
chufeiwanhuanghuleyixia，suoyinishiyikechengjingdecao？！
“shixiancao！xiaoyekeshijinguangshanshandeshenxianlaide。”
chufeiwanhaoqileyixia，nixiangzenmebaofugulan？
xiaojiahuoyongdafanpaideyuqishuo：“gulancaisiwosanci，haidewomeiyoujishilikaizheigeshijie，wobixutoushengcainengzhuanshihuidaotianshangqu，suoyiwoyaotoushengchenggulandeerzi！”
“zheibeiziwoyaohenhendihuohaigulan，yibaogulancaisiwosancideshenchoudahen！”
chufeiwanbiaoqingyiyannanjin，zhijuedezheizhushuaicaoshibushibeigulanbanaozicaihuaile？
baofuchourenjiuyaozuochourendeerzi，zheinaohuiluyeshigouqingqidele，buguobuguantadeshi，takanrenaojiuhao，heiheihei。
shuaicaolikezahuqilai：“zenmebuguannideshini？woyaokenggulanzheibianyidiea，nishigulanlaopo，nidebawoshengchulaiwocainengkengtaa。”
“niang，congxianzaikaishi，nindehaodaerhuishikeducunihegulandabawojinkuaizuochulaide，erzakanhaonie，bixin。”
chufeiwan：“......”
楚非晚“！！！”
卧槽槽槽槽槽！
shenmeguia，bielaizhan，takebuxiangshenggenaodaibeilvtidea！