第6章:堵上门去

次日一早。

“tanghulu——tiaotougao——”

zhuangzixuanxingzouzaifangshizhijian,youxiehaoqidekanzhesizhou,sichurenshengdingfei,renaochengduwanquanbushuxiandaichaoshi,taminleminchun,xiayishijiakuaibufa。

duoshizhiqiu,shijianbaogui,bunengdangezaiganshougudaishijingfengqingshang。

zhengcongcongganlujian,lengbufangyanqianquechuxianyizhichuanzheqiaotoulvdejiao,tamianbugaise,taizulengjingcailuo。

“zhuangzixuan,nizheishiyaoqunali?caidaobierendougubushangdaoqian?”

neizhijiaosuohuiqudedongzuodaoshixunsu,zhuangzixuanbuyuanjiuchan,jixuxingzou,duifangquebuyuanyifangguota,yinyangguaiqideyingshibatashixianlahuilai。

zhuangzixuanshaoshaomiqiyanjingdaliangzheyanqianzheiweichuanzhehulanqunzidejiaomeishaonv,shaoshaoduibijiyi,wentunkaikoudao:

“yuanlaishixiangfudelinxiaojie,wohaiyiweishinalaideqierhuluanpanyao。”

“nishuosheishiqier!woyeshininengshuode?”

linruozhudangchangbeijinu,zhanghonglelianchongzhezhuangzixuanhechidao。

zhuangzixuanlandegenzheiweibaopiqidelinjiaerxiaojiejijiao,taijiaojiuzou,shenhouquexiangqijianruinvsheng。

“jiwobataliuxialai!da!”

shenhoumugundaizhepofengshenghuxiaoerlai。

zhuangzixuanceguoshenzixianeryouxiandebikai,dangjichenwanqinzhuneijiadingwanzi,shileqiaojingyining。

只听得咔擦一声。

“啊!”

neijiadingaihaozhewuzhuwanzidaozaidishang,jingshibeizhuangzixuanxieleshouwan!

“haiyousheiyaogenzhenijiazhuziduiwodongshoude?”

zhuangzixuanchouchushoupacashizhijian,xiangshipengleshenmezangdongxi,yuqipingjing,quetingdelinjiajiadinglianlianhoutui。

linruozhuchibie,liansenankanqilai,zhangzhezijizaijiazhongxueguojifenbenshi,dangchangehenhenpuxiangzhuangzixuan!

……

“侯爷,您看……”

buyuanchugeloushang,aoxiaozhengduzuochicha。

shenceshicongquejiangtashixianyinxiangzhuangzixuan,yanjianzhetayaochikui,aoxiaodangjimeitouzhouqi,zhengdaiqishenqujiu。

danyuanbenyiliaozhizhongdeshiquemeiyoufasheng,zhuangzixuankanqilairourouruoruo,cikequeqiazhelinruozhushoubeimajin,zhibagelinruozhuzhuadeguikulanghao。

aoxiaodedongzuozhourantingzhu,raoyouxingqudekanzhezhuangzixuandangzhongjiaoyulinruozhu。

“nijiejiedouhaimeizhaowomafan,nidaohao,wushishengfei,shiwangjiwodieduibixiayoujiumingzhienshibushi?”

zhuangzixuanduilinruozhuhaobukeqi,jigeerguangxiaqubalinruozhudadelianjiahongzhongbushuo,gengshipitougailianyidunjiaoxun:

“wojinrijizheyoushi,fangniyima,tangruoxiacinizairewo,jiuyiciweijian!”

“……有趣。”

aoxiaodichennannan,shenbianshicongqueturansonglaixiaoxi:“houye,zhuangjiaxiaojiesiwangqihuangzifuneibianqule。”

buyoudeqilexingzhi,kanzhezhuangzixuanyuanqudebeiying,aoxiaoqiaorangenshang。

tadaoyaokankan,zheigexiaonvzinengzuochushenmeshilai。

……

qihuangzifumenqian,xixirangrangjizheyiduibaixing。

“nilaizuoshenme?benhuangzibushiyijingjiangshengchenbazituihui?nizheinvrenhaobuzhixiu,jingranzheiyangjiuchanbuxiu!”

zhuangzixuanlizaijiexia,kanbuqinglianse,erqihuangzizhizhezhuangzixuanpitougailianyidunbiandi,redezhongrenyilunfenfen。

“zheijiushizhuangjiadedaxiaojie?qianjitianhaizailaoliba?”

“kebushima,zheibeituihunyeshiyinggaide,bijingzhuangjiakeshifanledazui!sheiyuanyiquyigeyongyidenver?”

zhuangzixuantingzhesizhouduitayijizhuangjiadechuaice,yanjieqingzhan:“qihuangzi,woduininchixinyipian,ninweihe、weiheyiqingbielian……”

tashuokujiuku,kandeqihuangziyilengyilengde,ranerbudengtafanying,zhuangzixuanjiuguizaidishang,shengleijuxia。

“chennvzizhichushenburulinxiaojie,keniwohunshinaishibixiaqinding,chennvduidianxiagengshichixinyipian,haiqingdianxiamoyaoyuchennvtuihun,napashiranglinxiaojiezuoqie,chennvyexinganqingyuan。”

tayandeshengsejumao,huotuotuochiqingnvzimoyang,sizhoufengxiangzhujiandiaozhuan。

“ai!zhuangjiashuoqilaiyeshitianzijiumingenren,zheimenqinshishishengshangtexu,mobushiqihuangzikangzhi……”

“sheishuobushini,wokanzhedouxinruan,xiaojiejiajiadechiqingzhici,shizaishichier,yongqingguoshena。”

“kelianzhuangjia,ruhegenhuangshizidishuoli……”

qihuangzilianseheiruguodi,kanzheyanqiansichanlandadenvzi,yanzhongyanegengshen:“niwucaiwumao,fuqinyoushineidengyongyi,genghekuang……”

tahuafengyizhuan:“wotingwennipanshangguanjunhougaozhi,zenmejinriyoulaiduigusichanlanda?nanbuchengbaozhezuoyoufengyuanzhixin,chaosanmusi?”

qihuangziyanyuzhongdaishangxiexuqingtiao,tingdezangzairenqunzhongdeaoxiaomuguanglengning。

zhuangzixuandekuqishengzhourantingzhi,danpiankehouyoubaofachulai。

“linerxiaojieyuchennvshuodianxiazaojiutonglindaxiaojieantongkuanqu,jinchaochenjituihun,chennvbuxin,quebuliaodianxiaguozhenruci!”

qihuangziwenyan,dangjibaonuchushou!