zheiyangcanrendezhenxiang,dangniangdeyouzenhuirenxinqinshouchuopotaxinzhongzuihouyigehuanxiang。
shidaorujin,wocaifaxian,dangchujishishigaosutashishizhenxiang,jieguoyebuhuigaibianshenme。
dangchujiranmeiyoushuo,rujinyemeiyoushuodebiyaole。
wobishangyanjing,haiweishuohua,limujiukaishiquandaonver,yuqizhongdaizheyisizebei:“ruyi,zenmenengzheiyangduihoufurenshuohua?”
shenruyijingzhendetinghuarenleren,benyujixushuoxieshenmeyeturanbushuole。
真是讽刺。
daotoulai,wozheigeqinshengmuqinjinghuochengleyigexiaohua。
7、
suihoulimuyoukanzhewo,biaoqingzhenzhideshuodao:“furen,qingninbuyaoguairuyi,tabushiyouyimaofanninde,congxiaodaoda,ruyizheihaizidouhendongshitinghua,henshaoxiangzheibanhefumudingzuide,rujinyeshizaiqitoushang,haiqingninyuanliangta。”
wozhongyuzhixiaoshenruyiweihehuineibanbuyaoliandiziyiweishi,helijiaruchuyizhe。
wopingjingdekanletamenyiyan,suihoushuodao:“wuai,zuoyoutarujinyuwohoufuyiwushenguanxile,buguanshuoshenmeduiwomeneryandouwushenyaojinle。”
shenruyishifenjidongdihanleyisheng“muqin”,shengyinjianlicier。
wodandingziruodekanzheta,yuqidanmo:“jinrizhisuoyirangnihuihoufu,yishiweilerangchengzhoukanqingchunideweiren,tuileyunidehunshi,erlaiyeshiweilecongzupushanghuaqunidemingzi,rihoubudeyihoufuqianjindeshenfenziju。”
tingdaozheihua,shenruyigengjiajidongwubi,liansezhangdeyouruzhuganyibantonghong。
jiangdaiyoutamingjideneizhanggaileguanfuyinzhangdezhidiudaotajiaobian,wodandandishuodao:“mingjiyijingqianchulai,quguanfugaiguozhangle,gaihuileniyuanlaidemingzi,liru,ziciyuwohoufu,zaiwubanfenganxi,haiwangnirihouhaoziweizhi。”
lirukanzhezijijiaobiandeneizhangmingji,zhengzhanglianbiedetonghong,shengyinqifen:“muqin,ninzhendebuyaowozheigenverle,baokuowofuzhongdezheigehaizi,ninquandoubuyaolema?”
zhanzaitashenhoudeliqingshanlianmangfuzhutadeshenzi,huoshangjiaoyoudeshuodao:“aru,nihaiyouwo,wohuiduinimenmuzihaode,zheigehaizibuzhishihoufudesunzi,yeshiwolijiadegurou,juebuhuijiaonimenmuzishouweiqude。”
errenqingshenyizhongdeduishi,chadianrangwojiangzuoridegeyefandouexindetuchulai。
wochixiaoyisheng:“muzi?niruhequedingtafuzhongdejiuyidingshierzi?”
liqingshanshenseyouxiehuangluan,zhaolegejiekouyingfu:“zhiyaoshiarushengde,bulunshinanshinv,wodouyiyangxihuan,buhuixiangninyiyang,weileyigewairen,lianzijideqinshengnverdouburen。”
wozuijiaogoulegou:“nishishenmedongxi,yepeihehoufuxiangbi,jinzhuzhechijinmozhehei,zheihuadaoshibanfenbujia,haohaodeqianjin**budang,feiyaotongnichikushouzui,nimenlianggebanjinbaliang,meiyigehaodongxi。”
lirutingdaozheili,zhongyuzaiyewufarennai,sihouzhehandao:“nibiehouhui,wojiudang,jiudangcongweihuiguozheigejia,jiudangcongweiyouguonimenzheiyangdefumu。”
woyishenglingxia:“songke。”
guanjiashenchuzuoshou,zhizhefuzhongdamendefangxiang:“**,e,budui,liruguniang,zheibianqing。”
lirufennudilazheliqingshandeshou,touyebuhuidixiangmenwaizouqu。
zhanzaiyuandidelishifufumuguangshenshendikanlewoyiyan,haosimeiliaodaojinrizheibandejieju,zuihouzhinenghuiliuliudilikaihoufu。
chengzhouhuanhuanzoudaowohefujunmianqian,muguanglimanshixintengdeshuodao:“shenyi,ninbienanguo,rihouwohaihuixiangyiqianyiyang,jingchanglaihoufupeinin。”
woxiaozhediandiantou,meishenmenanguode。
youxieshiqing,xiangmingbaile,jiubuhuizainanguole。
tayijingzhangdale,youlezijidezhuyi,guanbuzhule。
也不想管了。
suoyourendougaiweizijidexuanzefuzeren,zhiyuhoufudejichengren,woyufujundouhainianqing,haikeyizaishengyige。
liruzoushideneixienian,youyuxinzhongkuijiu,suoyiyizhiweijiangjichengrenzheijianshitishangricheng。
rujinkanlai,yeshishihoule。
8、
wohefujunshiliusuineinianjiuchenghunle,hunhouyinianjiushengleliru,rujinyebuguosanshiduosui,shenziyedouhenkangjian。
suiranrujinzaicihuaiyunshengzinianjiyouxieda,danbiwodadeyebushimeiyou。
neixienianlirubeirenguaizouhou,wohefujunyizhijuedingbuzaishengyigehaizidaititadediwei,yeshichuyukuijiu,buxiangbatayiliuzaijiyidezhanghedangzhong。
rujinkanlai,neixiexinxuequandouwangfeile。
fujunzicongtingshuowodasuanzaishengyigediziyihou,lianwugengshiyiribuluo。
chuleyingzhidianmao,qiyushihouquanbudoudaizaifuzhongpeiwo。
woyeanzhaotaiyidezhutuo,wushijingchangzouzou,quandangduanlianshenti。
neirishangwu,wohefujungangcongbabaojiulouzoulechulai,jiuyushanglelijiaderen。
liqingshanmianbugaisededaleshengzhaohu:“houye,furenanhao。”
yanshenzhongquanshibugan,fennu,kanmoyangxiangshishifenbuman。
zheixiezhuoliedebaxi,woyoushijiuyikandeyanfan。zhengaibatarengjinxibanzili,yehaoxuedexiangxie。
zaiwozhunbeilikaizhiji,shenhouturanchuanlaiyisheng:“houfurenqingdengdeng,youxiehuaxiangshuojininting。”
wojixuxiangmachebianzouqu,touyebuhuidishuodao:“womenzhijian,meishenmehaoshuode。”
tadashenghandao:“wokeyilikairuyishenbian,zhiyaoninnengyuanliangta。”
wodunledunjiaobu,fanbodao:“tarujinjiaoliru,hewohoufuhaowubanfenguanxi。”
liqingshanshengyinnana,dangxiajiugailekou:“wokeyirentonglikaiaru,zhiyaokandaotaguodexingfujiuhao,woyezhixiaozijipeibushangtadeshenfen,buxiangyinweiwoyigerenpohuainimenmunvzhijiandeqingfen。”
zheihuashuodebichangdehaihaoting。
nimenshibuxianglirumeiqianlecaidui。
zheiyinianyilai,youlelirunazhehoufudeyinqianjiejilijia,tamenshenghuodehenshizirun。
zharanshiquyinqianlaiyuan,kendingnanyijieshou。
guoguanlehaorizi,sheihaiyuanyihuidaoyiqiandekurizi。
wozhijieshuodao:“bubile,tarujinyibuzaishiwohoufudinv,tongsheizaiyiqiyuwohoufudouzaiwubanfenguanxi。”
liqingshanjianzhuangjile:“zenmekenengmeiyouguanxi,takeshihoufudinv,yeshininyuhouyeweiyidenver,houfuzheimedadejiaye,nizhendeganxinjiaodaowairenshouzhongma?”
buyuanzaiyutalangfeishijian,wojiezheshuodao:“neixieyunigengwuyilvguanxi。”
zhanzaitashenhoudelimuzhongshiannabuzhu,zhanlechulai:“houfuren,ninxianxiaoxiaoqi,wozhininshijuezheruyineiyatoutongwomenlijiataiqinjin,ninfangxin,wokeyixiangbanfarangruyichediduiwomenshiquganqing,zhiyaonin……”
woxiangyebuxiangdechushengdaduan:“xiuxiangzaicongwoshoushangnazouyifenqian。”
limujingyadekanzhewo,meiyouxiangdaowozheimejuejue。
takanwowudongyuzhongdeyangzi,zhongyushuochulexinlihua:“nibuyaozaizhuangle,takeshinideqinshengnver,nizhendeshedebuyao?niyaoshizhendebuyao,dangchuyouhebifeijinqianxinwankubatazhaohuilai,nixianzaizheimeshuowufeishizuojiwomenkandebale。”
“qishi,shiqingbenmeiyounixiangxiangdezheimefuza,zhiyaoninjiwoyidabiyinqian,wokeyiquanruyibahaizidale,huihoufuzuonimendeguainver。”
tingdaozheiliwozhijieledangdishuodao:“dangchuwohuiyongjinyiqieliliangzhaota,zhiyintashiwodehaizi,bijingdangniantahuibeiguaimai,womenzuofumudeyouyibufenzeren。”
“rujinhoufuzhaodaota,taqueyijiuyiyiguxing,zheishitadewenti,womenweirenfumugaizuodeshiqingdouyizuodao,tayaoxuanzeguozenyangdeshenghuo,womenganshebule,yebuxiangganshe。”
limuhaizhunbeishuoxieshenme。
woyibuxiangzaihetamenlangfeikoushe。
9、
likaideshihou,liqingshanmomingshuaidaozaidishang。
zaiwohefujunhaiweifanyingguolaizhishi,dedaoxiaoxideliruyicongmangganleguolai,henhendituilewoyigeliangqiang,yanshenxionghendedengzhewomenfuqierren,fangruochouren。
zhengzhunbeishuoxieshenme,yiyiliancanbaidepengzheduzidunxiashenqu。
yuanbenshuaidaozaidishangdeliqingshanzaigubudeeren,jingzhijianglirubaozaihuaizhong,shengyinxionghendiweixie:“ruguotamenmuzichushenmewenti,woliqingshanduitianfashi,juebuhuifangguonieniehoufu,hudushangbushizi,houyefufudangzhenhendu。”
haiyougongfuzaizheierweixiebieren,shuomingqingkuangbingbuyanzhong。
wuyizaitonglijiazhongrenchepi,woyufujunzhijiezuoshangmache,dadaohuifu。
riluoshifen,liruzaicinuqichongchongdelaidaohoufu。
wohefujunzhenghaozaichiwanfan,fanzhuoshangbaizhedequanshizaofangchunianghuayangbaichuxinzuodeyixiechishi。
liruyouxiedaileng,kanzheyanqiandeyimu,nuhuodouqulejifen。
zhidaofujuntishi,qianlaihoufuheshi。
tacaiqishibuzudekaishixingshiwenzui,wenwomenbairiliweiheyaozheiyangduiliqingshan,rangtazaijingzhongyanmianwucun。
wowentawomendaodizenmeduiliqingshanle?
taquezhizhiwuwudebantianshuobuchusuoyiranlai。
suoyiwodangchuweihehuishenglezheimeyigewanyier,shizailingrenfeijie。
zhanzaiyuandideliruyilianqifendekaishizhikong:“shijianzenhuiyounimenzheiyangdefumu,qingshangegehaiyizhiquanwo,shuoninzhishiyishishengqi,weinimenshuohua,meixiangdaoninjingzaidatingguangzhongzhixiajitanankan,banfenqingmiandoubuliu。”
wolenghengyisheng,henxianggaosutalijiaderenzhishiweileyaoyinqian,chuleyinqian,tamenshenmedoubuzaihu。
queweicengxiangdaoliruyijingzhonglelijiarendedu:“chufeininxiangqingshangegezhiqian,qiudetadeyuanliang,fouzerihouxiuxiangzairenwozheigenver。”
wodangjihuidao:“nijinkefangxin,houfujuebuhuirennizheigelangxingoufeidedongxi。”
liruquedayanbucandeshuodao:“jinrizaijiuloumenkou,houfujuzhongnaoshi,rangwodongletaiqi,bixupeichangwoyiqianliangbaiyin,zuoweibuchang,buranwodingjiangnigaodaoguanfu,qiyabaixing,kedaifuren。”
worenzhunuhuo,shifenpingjing:“nijinguanqugao,wohoufudeyinqianjiushirengledagou,doubuhuizaijinibanfen。”
liruquejiezheshuodao:“nibuxinwozhendequguanfugaonin?”
woqixiaole,dangchuhoufuyaozhuijiulijiarendezuize,talanzaishenqian,kukuaiqiu。
rujinqueyaoweiletamendaogexiangxiang,zhuanggaozijideqinshengfumu。
wokanzheta,shengyinlengqing:“nixianzaijiuqu,bierangwokanxiaohua。”
tajixuweixie:“nibieyiweiwobugan。”
wobuxieyigu:“woxiangxinnigan,weileyigenanrenwumeigouhedenvzi,haiyoushenmebugande。”
zhuanshenzhunbeilikai,shenhoubingweichuanlaitalikaidejiaobusheng,wohuitouyikan,tademuguangzhengzhizhidingzhezhuoshangneixiefancai。
wolengxiaoyisheng,zhijierangyahuanchexialefancai,zailirumanyanbukezhixindemuguangzhonghuanhuanshuodao:“wohoufubuyaodedongxi,naparengle,yejuebuhuibianyineiqunlangxingoufeidewanyier。”
shuowanzhihouwomingxiankandaolirudeshentijiangyingleyishun。
yahuantingdaowodefenfuyihou,lianmanganzhaowodeyaoqiujiangzhuoshangdefancaiquanbuchelexiaqu。
kanzheliruneizhangheitoudelian,woxinzhongzhijuedechangkuai。
dierri,haizhenshoudaolejingzhaofuyindechuanhuan。
zhibuguodangwojiangshiqingdelailunqumaijiaodaiqingchuyihou,zaijiashangzuorizaichangweiguandelaobaixingzhengci,woyufujunhaofawushangdezouchuleyamen。
zhiyulijiarendefanying,woyijingbuguanxinle。
weicengxiang,wurihouliruyouyicilailehoufu,shenpangyijiugenzheliqingshan。
gangjinruhoufudamen,errenjiuzhizhidiguizailedishang。
woyufujunmanshibujiedehuxiangduishiyiyan。
zhijuedefenwaihaoxiao,jinrilaizheiyichumobushiweileshikurouji,aiqiuchanhuiqudewodeyuanliang。
haiweishuohua,liruyizhijiekaikou:“muqin,shinvercuole,qiuninyuanliangnverzheiyici。”
wenyanwotiaoletiaomei,muguangzhuanxiangliqingshan,zhitingtajiezheshuodao:“furen,qiancuowancuodoushiwomendecuo,wuhuininle,zuorideshiqingshiwobuxiaoxinshuaidaode,yuninwuguan,qingjizhixiaarucaichushengzeguai,tashininqinshengdenver,wanbunengyinweiwoyirenerrangnimenmunvshengfen。”
wochixiaoyisheng,kanxiangliru:“nijinrisuolai,chuledaoqian,haiyouheshi?”
tashengyinwentundekaikou:“ninbieguaiqingshangegetamen,shizaishijiazhongmeiyouduoyuyinqianle,weileburangwohefuzhongdehaizichiku,tamencaichucixiace,genghekuangzhibuguoshiququyiqianliangyinzi,ninyouhekuweinantamen。”
wokaishihuaiyi,tashifouzhendeshiwoshengde。
yiwohefujundecongmingcaizhi,qinshengnverzenhuishizheiyangyigechunhuo?
10、
lirukanzhewodemoyang,kaishiketourencuo:“muqin,nverzhicuole,zheicihuilaihoufujiushixiangqiuquninhefuqindeyuanliang,qingshangegehuibanimendangqinshengfumuxiaojingde,womenyijiarenhehemeimeideshenghuozaiyiqibuhaoma?”
woqijifanxiao,jianguobuyaoliande,meijianguozheibanbuyaolianmiande,huanhuankaikou:“bukeneng,zheibeizihoufudoubukenenghuanyingnimenrufu。”
liqingshanshengyindichenkaikou:“furen。”
wozhijiedaduan:“haimeilundaonishuohuadefenshang,zaiwomeidongnuzhiqian,daishangliru,gunchuhoufu。”
lirunumuershi:“muqin,woshinindeqinshengnver,ninweiheyaokukuxiangbi,chaisanwodeaiqing。”
wolengyanxiangdai:“bushiyijingchengquanguoleme。”
lirutingwanzheixiehuayihou,qingxugengjiajidong,shengsilijiedikusuzhikong:“zheijiaoshenmechengquan,nirangwoyiwusuoyougunchuhoufudamen,jiushixiangbizhewoxiangninrencuo,ruguozhendeshiweiwozhexiang,chengquanwodeaiqing,jiuyinggaisanmeiliulijiangwojiadaolijia,jiangqingshangegeshiweibanzi。”
wodangxiajiubeiqixiaole:“sheijinidelian,hunyuezaishenhaiyaohepangrenmeilaiyanqu,sixiangshoushou,nifuzhongjiranyijinghuailelijiadegurou,tayigedananrenyoushouyoujiao,hainengesinimenniangerliangbucheng?”
“koukoushengshengshuoningyuancongweihuiguohoufu,chulenideqingshangegeshenmedoubuyao,zheicaiguoleduojiu,jiuxiangxiangwohoufusuoquqiancai,lianni?dushurendeliyilianchi,nideqingshangegeshibanfenyebuyaolema?”
“bunengyanghuoqizidenanren,youruhezhidetuofuzhongsheng,bunengyufujiatonggangongkudenvzi,youruhenengzaipojializu?”
wowubifengcideshuowanzheixiehua,lengyankanzheyanqiandeliangren。
liqingshanqueliansetubian,zhanlechulai:“furen,woliqingshantangtangyigexiucai,ruhebunengpingzijidenengliyanghuoqishi,zhibuguoshikanzaininshiarushengmudefenshang,caiyizaituirang,burenrangnimenmunvfenlishengyuan。”
“goule,wohoufuhailunbudaonilaizhishouhuajiao,moshuonishiyigexiucai,napashizhuangyuanlang,yemeiyouzigezaiwohoufudahuxiaojiao,nisuanshenmedongxi?”
liqingshanshenchuyoushouzhizhewo,liansecangbai,zhenggerenduosuobuting,fangfoxiayikejiuyaoyunleguoqu。
lirulianmangshangqianfuzhetadegebo,dashengzhiwen:“muqin,womenyijingjinintaijiexiale,ninweihehaiyaobuyiburao?”
wobiaoqingdandandeshuodao:“nandaohaiyaowoganennijidetaijiebucheng?”
liruquebiaoqingyinhendedengzhewo,yiziyijudeshuodao:“woshininhefuqinweiyidenver,wobuxinninhuibahouruodadejiayejiaojibieren,chizaodoushiwodedongxi,ninyouhekuweinan?”
“ninbujiushijihendangnianshilijiajiangwomaizoume?woyiqianjiuheninshuoguo,zheibushitamendecuo,yaoguaijiuyinggaiguaineiwuliangderenfanzi,nianzaitamenyanglewoshiyiniandefenshang,ninjiubunengdashihuaxiao,xiaoshihualeme?”
nazhewohoufudeyinqianqutiebulijia,dangwomenfuqierrenshishazime。
woyiziyidun,lengshenghuida:“wobushinidemuqin,guniangrihouruoshizailuanchuanghoufu,bieguaiwobuliuqingmian,rangfuzhongxiarenluangunjiangnidachuqu。”
liruheliqingshanerrenlikaihoufuzhiji,dashengsihou:“fuqin,nandaoninbuguanguanmuqinme,houfubainianjiayejiangluoyutarenzhishou,ninrenxinme?”
fujunbailebaishou,shengyindanmo:“moyaojiaowofuqin,niyibushiwoshenfudenver,haiyou,sheishuowohoufuhoujiwuren,mingnianhoufujiangduochuyiweishizi。”
lirudelianshangdouxiemanlebuxin。
lirubuxinzijiqinersuowen。
jiulianliqingshanyebuyuanxiangxin。
zhunquelaishuo,tamenshibuyuanjieshou。
buyuanjieshouhoufuduonianchuleliruzheiyigenver,haihuizhendeyoupangrenjichenghoufujiaye。