yinweijingshizijizheigechaqu，zhibojianderenshuzhijiebaozhangdaojinwanren。
“wojiazheizuoshantouzhongzhilehenduoguoshuhezhongyaocai，guoshudechanchudaokeyizhibodaihuo，danfupenzizheidongximanshanbianyedoushi，0chengbendedongxihuaqianbuzhide。”
“zheiyangba，ruguodenghuierdajiajuedewojiashuiguohao，xiangmaide，wodouzengsongyidouzifupenzi。”
yezhenshuozheyijingzoudaolezhongzhilizhishudezheikuaidi。
taraozhequan，paishezuicuzhuangdeyikelizhishu，jieshaodao：“zheishiguoyuanlizuigulaodeyikeshule，kankanzheimanshudeguozi，yousansiqianjinle，kankanzheipaizi，tayijingyiqiannianle。”
zheikelizhishudeshuganzuyouqirenhebaoneimecu，shuguanputiangaidizhanjuleyipianxiaotiandi，mimimamadehongguoshifeichangduo！
yezhengouxialaiyichuanlizhi，guozidoufeichangda，nazaishoulichenchende。
tazhaixiayikelizhibopi，guoroushibantoumingdeningzhizhuang，chidaozuiliyoutianyoushuangkou，haiyouyiguguihuaxiangwei，guodahexiao，zhenshijipin。
“wokoushuiliuchulaile，zheikeshiqiannianlizhia！”
“haoguofen！zhubonizheiyanghenrongyibeidade！kuaishanglianjie！”
“woshibeifangde，diyijiandaolizhishu，haishiqiannianlizhishu，woyunqiyetaihaoleba！zheishuhaozhenhan！”
“zhiyouwozaiyizhuboshuodeneiju‘wojiazheizuoshantou’ma？yisijiushizheizuoshanshizhubojiade！shimazhubo？”
“kanguoshipinxiang，zheishiguiweideba？qiuzhubojieda！”
“yihuierjiushanglianjie，zheizuoshanqueshishiwojiade，zushangchuanxialaide。”yezhenbianchilizhi，bianhuidawangyoudewenti。
“zheiweiwangyouhaoyanli，queshishiguiwei。guiweilizhidetezhengshilizhiqiaowaiyoujianci，guohefeichangxiao，guorouyouguihuadexiangwei。”
yezhenshuozhelajinjingtou，bokailizhirangwangyoumenkanqingchu。
“wokao！jinkanzheilizhiyetaidaleba！douyouzhubodeshouzhangxinneimedale！”
“zheikeshiqiannianlizhia，yibanzheizhongsuishuyoujiudegushu，jiechudeguoshidoufeichangda！”
“guiweishiwanshudepinzhong，jiuzhubozheilizhi，fangdaoshichangshang，qingsongnengmaidaoqibashikuaiyijin。”
“woqu，qibashiyijinyetaiguileba！”
“baituoneiweixiangui，lizhipinxiangzhizheigejiajiubushuole，biewangletakeshiqianniangushu，qianniangushudeguoshijiusuanshibailaikuaiyijin，yeyoudeshirenyuanyimai。”
“shia，qiannianlizhishukebuchangjian，zheilizhitaishihesonglile，qibashikuaiyijinzhendebugui。”
“ruguoshibashikuaiyijin，woyuanyimaishijin！”
yinweizheikeqiannianlizhishudechuxian，zhibojianrenshuzaiyicibaozhang，zhijiedaoliangwanduoren，danmuyeduoqilai。
manshuhongtongtongdexirenguoshiyingruzhibojian，dajiadouchandebuxing，fenfenfadanmuqiugou。
yezhenbingbuyiwai，youqianniangushuzheigexuetou，shouhuanyingshikexiangerzhide。
tanaqishoujicaozuolejixia，shangleyitiaomingweiqiannianlizhishudelianjie。
“xiangmailizhidepengyoukeyidianjilianjiegoumaile，jiuanbashikuaiyijindejiage。zheilizhichuntianran，meiyongguorenhenongyao，laorenhaiziyunfudoukeyichi。”
“qiangqiangqiang！woyaoqiangwushijin！meicuojiushineimetuhao！”
“我要十斤！”
“我要三十斤！”
“tuhao？woyaosanbaijin！zhenghaonaqusongli，qiannianlizhishuzhenshisonglidejiapinle！”
“hehe，woyaowubaijin！！”
网友们纷纷抢购。
zhibojianderenshuyijingjizengdaoshiwanrenzaixianguankan。
houlaiderenbulejieqianqing，doufenfenfadanmu。
“zhubozhangdeyetaipiaoliangleba！bineixieyixiannvmingxingpiaoliangduole。”
“zhuboniyounanpengyouma？”
“我看中主播了！”
“woshinvde，woyekanzhongzhubole！”
“houlaide，zhuboyijingyouliangwale，biehuanxiangle！”
“jianyihoulaidexiankanhuifang，nimenhuigengjiaaizhubo！”
【youshangdeaidehua】dashangleshigechaojichaojihuojian，bingliuyan：zhubo，wodingleyiqianjinlizhi，nishenmeshihoufahuo？
【zhangjianzoutianya】dashanglewugechaojihuojian，bingliuyan：zhubokuairangrenzhailizhifahuo，wokoushuihuahualiu！
【taozhiyaoyao】dashangleshigechaojihuojian，bingliuyan：zhubo，woxiangqunineierxiesheng，houtaisixindizhikebukeyi？
“wakaowakao！jingxianyiquntuhaobaba！”
yezhenyouxieyiwaidiyichangzhibojiuyoushiwanrenguankan，kanzhemimimamadedanmu，tawunaiyixiao，“youxiewentiyijingshuoguole，wojiubuzaizhongfuhuidale，qingdajiakanhuifang。”
“guanyufahuowenti，wozheiliangtianjiuanpai。baijuyi《lizhituxu》lishuolizhi，ruolibenzhi，yiriersebian，errierxiangbian，sanrierweibian，siwuriwai，sexiangweijinquyi。”
“wodengxiaxiashanquxianchengjiulianxiyixiazhibingchang，zhaixialaijiuyongbingkuaibaoxian，shunfengkuaididaonimenshoushang，jinliangrangnimenchidaozuixinxiande。”
弹幕又是一**。
“wojiushishuozhubozuiwenroule，meili、wenrou、boxue、duocaiduoyi，wuwucongjintianqizhenzhenjiushiwolaopole！”
“shiwolaopo+10086！”
“kanzhubochilizhi，woshoulidejinkouchelizishunjianbuxiangle，wogangcaidinglewushijin，zhubokuaidianfahuoe！”
【zhangjianzoutianya】dashanglesangechaojihuojian，bingliuyan：gangcaishuoxieshengneiwei，woyexiangquzhuboneili，lizhixianzhaizhechi，xingbuxingazhubo？
zhengzaijiandishangdiaoluodelizhideyezhen，kandaozheidanmuweiweiyileng，ranhoujiuxiaole，“dangrankeyi，xianzhaichishizuixinxiande，ruguonimenyoushijianqianlai，wosuishihuanying。”
ciyanyichu，danmuyoubeichaojihuojianshuaping。
【taozhiyaoyao】dashanglewugechaojihuojian，bingliuyan：jiejiedengwo！woyaoqunineilixiesheng，zheikeqiannianlizhishuzhenshitaimeile！buhuaxiatawohuishimiande！
【zhangjianzoutianya】dashanglesangechaojihuojian，bingliuyan：hahameinv，nineiliyouminsuma？woxiangduodailiangtian，yaoshimeiyouwozhinengdangtianzhefanle。
【zhongkeyuanzhiwuxuewangjiaoshou】dashanglelianggechaojihuojian，bingliuyan：qiannianlizhishukebuchangjian，laotouziwoyexiangqukaochayixia。
【youshangdeaidehua】dashangleshigechaojihuojian，bingliuyan：zheizuoshandefengjingzhendexiangshiwaitaoyuan，ruguozaiyouzuoxianjingmuwu，woyuanyimaixialai，zhangjucidi。
yigechaojihuojianshiliangqianrenminbi，zheijiweituhaodedashangjiaqilaiyijingkuaishiwankuaile。