第一章 绝子汤?傻子才喝!

“suguniang,jinergeshinihedaneizongguangudataijiandedaxizhiri,xunsimihuosuanshenmeyangzi!”

sumengmengyigeduosuohuileshen,tingzheshuxidetaici,kanzheyanqianguseguxiangdejiaju、selineirendelaoxipo、yijishenshangchuanzhededahongjiayi,shunjianmingbaileyijianshi。

tachuandaoganggangzhuideguyanshulile!chuandejiaoseyejiaosumengmeng,ququwupinwujiangzhinv,queshigetuanchong!

dantayidiandoubugaoxing,shenzhijidekuaikule。

yinwei,takandezheibenshushifantaolu,tuanchongbeikaiguadezhengpainvzhuyuanxuandadeliandouyaolanle!

dangxiadechangjingjiushi,sumengmengyinnvzhujihen,beiqiwuxian,sunleqingyu,fuqinweidiyanqing,wurennenghuta,bianzhinengtingconghuanghoucihun,beipohetaijiangusanxingchengqin!

gusanxing,shimingweihuanguandexiongshou,shafaguoduan,shouduanhenla。

shisansuijingong,baofeitaizizhonghuidonggong;shiwusuiruchao,shezhanxuejiu,mingshidarujieshitadeshouxiabaijiang,chengweiyanrenruchaodiyiren!

zaozaixiandiweishishi,tabianshiwanchenzhishou,daidaotaizidengji,gengshiyirenzhixia,wanrenzhishang,suiwufengshangzhiming,shizeshouwozhongbing,zhantanguan、chenghuangqi,quanqingchaoye!

bukeqidishuo,gusanxingcaishidawuwangchaozhenzhengdehuangdi!

“suguniang,bushuohuashishenmeyisi,shikanbuqilaoshen?haishikanbuqiniweilaidefujun!”

yanqiandelaoxipolvexianhunzhuodeshuangyanzhongdaizheyinyi,sanyanliangyubiandingletazui。

“没有没有!”

sumengmenghuangluanbianjie,jitayibaigedanzi,tayebugankanbuqigusanxinga!

neirenchulemingdexinhenshoula、shishachengxing,ruoshizheihuachuandaogusanxingerduoli,tameizhunerhuibeiduifangdiujinshoulongweilaohu!

laoxipolenghengyisheng,duanzheyizhiciwan,jugaolinxiadishuo:

“meiyoujiuhao,yankanshanghuajiaole,lushanglaolei,sugunianghaishihelebuyaozaizouba!”

kanzhemianqiandeqiheitangyao,sumengmengxinzhongjinglingdazuo,zheidongxibunenghe!

haihaotayoushangdishijiao,zheinalishishenmebuyao,zheishijuezitang!

laoxipomingweisungugu,shigusanxinggangjingongshirendeganma,xianglaizheitangyaoshigusanxingdeyisi!

sumengmengzaixinzhonganma,haonigesitaijian,huilegeruhuasiyudedaguniangzuoduishibushuo,haixiangyaoyongyiwanjuezitanghuiletadesuoyoutuilu!

mianshangquexiaomimidijieguotangyao,saoleyiyansungugujiubatanghele。

“你喝完了?!”

caizhuanshennamijiandesungugubuganzhixindiwen,suiranmeiqinyankanjiansumengmenghe,danshishengyinbunengzuojia,tashiyoubajiushizhenhele!

sumengmengxiaodetianzhenwuxie:“hewanle,xiexiexipopo,zheiyaotianjinjinde,mengmengxihuan!”

sungugubuzirandidiantou,lianlianshuodao:“helejiuhao,helejiuhao。”

lianweidaodouduishangle,xianglaibuhuiyoushenmechacuo,bianshoulekongwanlikaile。

chulemen,sungugujiuchaozhefangmencuileyikou,haiyiweiguanyaoyaodafeizhouzhe,meixiangdaoxiaoguanjiadenveryeshigeshangbudetaimiandechunhuocaobao,wendoumeiwendoubayaohele。

zheizhonghuose,yepeiheneitianxiansidedeyuanguniangzhengchong?

活该嫁给个太监!

quanqingchaoyeyouzenyang,xiabianmeidongxi,daotoulaiyeshiyichangkong!

sunguguzouhou,fangjianlijingqiaoqiaode。

sumengmengcashietoudexihan,jiangchuangweibeiyaozhirushideruziyongbeizizhele。

xinghaotashigexuebiaoyande,jiachijiahezhenghaoshishoudaoqinlaidebiaoyanjineng,zheicairangtachenzhesunguguzhuanshendekongdangduoguoyijie。

yingqinduiwuhaiyaoyigeshichencailai,

sumengmengzoudaotongjingqian,dingzheneilineigemeiyandongrendexinniang。

jingzhidehuawen、shehuadejinxian,wubutouluzhezheichanghunlidelongzhong,dansheiyounengxiangdao,xinlanghaimeibaitangjiukaishisuanjitale!

“顾三行……”

sumengmengqingqingnianzhezheisangezi,xinzhongqueshiduijinhoudedanyou。

anzhaozhengchangjuqingfazhan,nvzhuyuanxuanhuihuodebaokuohuangdi、wangye、zaixiang、tianxiadiyishang、wulinqixiadeqingxin,chengweizhentuanchong。

erta,zheigebeiyuanxuanqiangleweihunfudepaohuinvpei,zeshibutingbeiqidalian,zuihousiwuzangshenzhidi。

yaozenyangcainenghuoxiaqu……

sikaoliangjiu,sumengmengjuedingbabaoyazaigusanxingshenshang!

yize,gusanxingyongyouqiangdadeshili,jiusuanhuangdiyeyaoduitalirangsanfen;

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zonghekaolv,zhishouzhetiandegusanxingyinggaizhishiyanehuanghouqiangjiajitadehunshi,erbushizhendetaoyanta,zheiduzhu,keyixia。

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yigeshichenhou,yingqinduiwulaile。

sumengmengbeisungugufudaozhengmenmennei,touguohongshazhidegaitou,takandao,hexiangxiangzhongyiyang,gusanxingmeilai。

sunguguzaiyipang,jiaxingxingdimolebayanleishuo:“zheikezenmebana!chengqinnaishidashi,meiyoufuxiongxiangsongyejiusuanle,zheixinlangguanbulaisuanshenmeshiqing!yaobu,suguniangninzaidengdeng?”

xiangjinuta?sumengmengleran,kansuguguzheimeijuhuadouzaixiabanzidezhenshi,gusanxingshibuxiangtashunlijiaguoqude。

he,buxiang?tapianburutadeyi!

duizhesunguguyingyingyibai,shuodao:“fujunriliwanji,choubeizheibanfanhuahunliyishiduiqieshendetaiju,ruoshimeijicuo,ninshifujunyimu,yesuanshiqieshendezhangbei。liangchennanyu,haiqingyimutifuxiongsongwoshangjiao!”

“a?”sunguguxianranmeiyuliaodaoyanxiazheizhongqingkuang,zhizhiwuwudishuo,“suguniang,zheiyulibuheba!”

yaozhidao,dawuwangchaozuizhuzhongliyile,youqishihunsangjiaqu,bandianmahubude,ruoshisongxinniang,neicongmenkoudaojiaozi,xinniangdejiaodoubunengzhandi。

yejiushishuo,tayaobeizhesumengmengchuqu!

kanzhesungugumanlianjujue,sumengmengyebunao,yijiushiyuqiwenroudishuo:“yimufangxin,ninnianshiyigao,xianglaiqueshishilibucongxin,kanlaiqieshenzhinengdanwujishi,dengfujunqianlaile!”

yanba,bianmeiyoubanfenyouyu,chaozheneishizou。

“suguniangbie!laoshenyuanyibeini!”

sunguguxiangqilinxingqian,gusanxingjinggaodeyanshen,ziranzhidao,ruoshizheichanghunliyoubanfenchacuo,taliantongtadejiarendoubiexianghuole!

meidengsumengmengfanyingguolai,sungugujiuyibajiangtabaoqi,songshanglehuajiao。

“起轿!快起轿!”