第1章

【脑子寄存处】

“jiangyinan!jiangyinan!nishizuibangde!”

tiyiguandekantaishangbaofachusixinliefeidenahansheng,gaoangdaozhenfenrenxin。

shoudouyishuxueyuandaibiaoduijinchangle。

chendoujuqidingzhideqizhi,gaogaodizaikongzhonghuiwu。

xingmudedazizugoutaixiapaiduihouchangderenkanqingchu。

shangmianxiezhe:jiangyinan【aixin】。

wudaoduidechengyuanmenzuoluozaixiuxiqu,gegedoushifubaimaomeidazhangtui,danrenmendemuguang,haishiyixiajiubeizuozaizuiqianmiandeshaonvxiyinle。

zhijiantaqizhiqingya,chuanzheyishendanqingsezhangqun,toufayijingzhachengleyikewanzitou,jingzhipiaoliangdeliandanshanglveshifendai,yanweichusaxiayinfende,xiangshihumianshangdelinlinboguang。

zheirenzhengshishoudouyishuxueyuan-wudaoxueyuandedingjianzhongzi,jiangyinan。

nianjin20suijiuyijingshiguojiaerjiwudaoyanyuan,weilaikeqi。

zuozaijiangyinanshenbiandeyuanliannvhaishiweiwei,tapieleyiyanguanzhongxishangdexingmuqizhi,dishengdiaokandao:“chendouyoulaijinijiayoulea。”

“tadouzhuiniyinianleba,zenme,haishibuxihuanma?”

jiangyinanzhengniezhezijidexiaotuifangsong,wenyan,yegenzhekanleyiyanchendoudefangxiang,suihoushouhuimuguang。

zhitingtadanshengdao:“yourenzhuiwo,wojiuyidingyaoxihuanduifangma?”

zheihuahaizhenshiyoudiandaoli,weiweishanxiaozhehuidadao:“neidangranbushi,wojiushijuedetatingqieerbushede,yibanrenbeijujueneimeduoci,zaojiufangqile。”

jiangyinanshensebuming,bingmeiyoujietadehuayu。

weiweijixushuodao:“qishichendouzhangdeyetingshuaide,gentatanlianaiyinggaibukui。”

jiangyinantiaoletiaomeimao,xienitayiyan,dandandao:“nixianggentatanlianaima?”

weiweizhijuedetadeyanshensihuyoudianweixian,lianmanghuishoujieshizhe:“neibushi,tuzibuchiwobiancao,hekuanghaishiniwobianshangde。”

jiangyinanbuzhikefou,chuimoujixufangsongjirou。

kantaishangdeguanzhongmenjuzheshouji,duizhuntadefangxiangkacakaca,paigebuting。

jiangyinanbujinzaibenxiaorenqihengao,wangshanggengshiyoujibaiwanfensi,xuduorenzhengpotoutiantianzairuanjianshangdunshou,jiushiweileqiangdaoyizhangtabisaidemenpiao。

ermeiyigeguanyujiangyinantiaowudeshipin,dounenghuodejishiwanshenzhishangbaiwandianzan,jianzhibimouxieyirenhaishouhuanying。

chendoushenbianjiuyouhaojigejuzhezhangqiangduanpaode,zhunbeipaichujiangyinanmeilidemoyang,fadaowangshangdazhuanyibidesheyingshi。

tazhikanleyiyanjiushouhuilemuguang。

zijizuozaizheili,zhishiweileshuahaogandude。

yinianqian,chendouchuanyuedaolezijigongsishejikaifadeyikuanlianaiyouxizhong,xuyaojiangnvzhudehaogandushuaman,cainenghuidaoxianshishijie。

zhongyu,chendouhuileileqizhi,zhongyufanglexialai,suihouzainaohailihuhuanleyisheng:“xitong,chaxunbenzhoujiangyinanhaogandu。”

xitongbinglengdedianziyinxiangqi:“zhengzaishuaxinzhong,qingshaodeng。”

henkuai,tayanqianjiufuxianleyidaoguangmu,shangmianyouyipaixingmudehongsedazi:

jiangyinandangqianhaogandu:69。

chendoukanlezhijuedeyanqianyihei,shenmeqingkuang,mingmingshangyizhouhaogandudoushuadao73lea!

nanbuchengshiyinweizheijitianmeiqusongzaocan,suoyihaoganduxiajiangle?

kezheijitiantamangzhezhidaoxuedixuemeicanjiajingsai,zhenmeishijianguoqusonga。

xunchangrenyanzhongdejiangyinan,yinggaishiwenrouyouli,pingyijinren,xiaoyixiajiunengbarenxinronghuadexiaotaiyang。

danshijishanggentajiechujiulecaihuizhidao,tashigewaireneilengderen。

gugaogenlengaoshiwudaoyanyuandejiafenxiang,danshiquezaiyurenxiangchushi,huishiyigejianfenxiang。

chendoujingjingyeyejitasonghuasongshuisongzaocanzheimejiu,yecaishuadaoleyouqingwangshangyidiandeshuzhi,juli100haiyaoyaowuqi。

“zenmeyuewanghouyuenanshuaa。”

chendouzaixianshishijieshigezhinan,jibenmeiyouzhuiguonvsheng,weishubuduodeshuahaogandushouduan,haidoushicongbaidubaikeshangxuelaide。

xianshizhongsuirantanguojicilianai,danquebeiqiannvyoumenyizhipingwei:“jingzhidelijizhuyizhe、nizhiaiziji,genbenbuaiwo。”

zuijinyuefagandaojiannanle,renbuzhubaoyuanleyiju。

ranerxitongquebingmeiyouhuifuta,zheishiyigefeigaozhihuaxitong,nengzuodeshiqingshifenyouxian,jingongchaxunhaoganduhaiyouchendoushengyushengmingzhi。

jiuzaitaxinlibagongsimalegegouxuelintouzhihou,chuaizaidoulideshoujituranxiangleqilai。

shidaoshidalaidedianhua:“chendou,miaomiaotamendexiangmuyoutupole,niguoquzhidaoyixia。”

yumiaomiaoshidaerdexuemei,shiligongdaxueminxuanxiaohua,yeshidianzixinxigongchengxueyuanweishubuduodenvshengmiaozi,zheicidaxueshengjingsaijiushiyoutadailingdetuanduichuzheng。

chendouzeshishangyijiejingsaideguanjunduiwudaiduiren。

“tingshuotamenkazaimougejindushangkuaiyizhoule,xianzaizhongyuyoutupolema?”

daoshidandandiyingleyisheng,sihuhenxianqitazheibiandechaonaosheng。

“biezaiwaimianwanle,kuaiqu。”

然后就挂掉了电话。

daoshiyixiangqiangshi,duixueshengdeyaoqiuyeyange,danzhengshizheiyang,caidaichuleyijieyouyijiedehaochengji。

taduichendoudezaipeigengshifuchulexuduoxinxue。

chendouyezhidaozheijianshiqingdezhongyaoxing,yushikuaisushouqishouji,shunshoujiangqizhisaijilebianshangderen,ranhoutouyebuhuidilikaileweizhi。

“lundaojiangyinanshangtaile!aaa!tashibushikanlewozheili?”

jieshouchendouqizhiderenxingfendihuiwuleqilai,lianshangmanshihongrun,jinjinshiweilejiangyinanneisishierfeideyiyan。

chendouyizuikuaisudulaidaolexinyuan,guozhenkandaoxuemeitamenjige,weizhediannaoxingfenditaolunzheshenme。

tingdaojiaobusheng,jirenhuitou,gongjingdihanleyisheng:“xuezhang!”

“xuezhangnilailea!kuaibangwokankanzheigechengxuduibudui!”

zuozaidiannaoqiandeyumiaomiaoyehuiguotoulai,tazhangzheyizhangqingchunmianrong,qizhixiangshichunbaidemolihua,jianzhijiushiqingchuntengtongwenxuedenvzhujiao。

yumiaomiaochongzhechendouweiweiyixiao,yibianqishenyibianshuodao:“xuezhang,womenyijingbazheige‘litihuojiapandianwurenjixitong’dedierxiangzuochulaile,ni...”

huadoumeishuowan,tajiubishangleyanjingzhizhidiwangqiandaoqu。

“学妹!”

juliyumiaomiaozuijindechendou,lianmangfuzhutadeshenti,kanleyiyantaneicangbaidelianse,xunwendao:“nimenlianxuaolejitianle?”

“一周了。”

zhouweijigexuedixuemeidingzheheiyanquan,dishenghuidadao。

chendou‘ze’leyisheng,chenshengdao:“douxianhuiquxiuxi!wosongtaquyiwushi!”

“zaizhongyaodebisaiyemeiyoumingzhongyao!”

“是,学长。”

“haode,xinkulexuezhang。”

chendoubaoqiyumiaomiao,jingzhiwangyiwushizouqu,genbenwuxiagujikoudailidelaidiantixing。

shangmianxianshidemingzishi:jiangyinan。