第2章
luziangfuzigangjinyiyuan，quantiyihurenyuanjiujiedaojinjitongzhi。
yaoqiulijijiangyiyuandexiaodushuihuanchengqiaokeliweixiangfen。
zhiyinluziangdebaobeierziluxiaochuanwenbuguanxiaodushuiwei。
yaoqiushifenzhongneibixuwanchenggenghuan，suoyouzhibanrenyuandoubeichoudiaoqubangmang。
woyigerenshouzheyiyuandamen，kanzhebenjiushaodekeliandebingrenmenmamalielielikai。
"gaoshenmegui？xiaodushuihuanxiangfen？zheishiyiyuanhaishitianpindian？"
"wonverhaizaijizhenshidengzhezuoshoushu，yishenghushiquanpaoquhuanxiangfenle？"
womanlianlengxiaokanzhezheichangnaoju。
yishangwudoumangzhehuanxiangfen，chenwuxiuwozhunbeiqudiaochagengduoqingkuang，quebeibaoanjinglijiaozhu。
tashensefuzadilaidianhua："luzongzhaoni！"
xiayimiao，luzianggaogaozaishangdeshengyinchuanlai：
"linyuanzhangzhidaowojinerzaiyiyuan，teyijiwodinglemiqilinsanxingaixincan。"
"niquna，jini20fenzhong。"
meidengwochusheng，dianhuajiubeiguaduan。
baoanjingliyijingtuizhewowangwaizou：
"kuaiqu！bierangluzongdengjile！"
wobenyiweizhishiliangrenfenwucan，daocantingcaifaxian，jingshizuzuershirenfendehaohuataocan。
shijianjinpo，shoumangjiaoluanbanyun，dengganhuiyiyuanshiyichaoshishifenzhong。
wodahanlinli，shoubeijiangyingdaoyuanzhangbangongshishi，yingmianjiushiluziangdebaonu。
"你是乌龟吗？"
"kankanshijian，chaoshizhengzhengshifenzhong！"
"yiyuangongzuozhengfenduomiao，nizheimedanwubuzhidaoyaohaisiduoshaoren！"
xiankaicanhegaizi，tamanlianxianqi：
"zheishifenzhongrangdacankouganxiajiangduoshaonizhidaoma？"
"yanzhongyingxiangwodexinqing，nifudeqizheigezema？"
bangongshisuoyourenmuguangqishuashuacixiangwo，zhengzhengshilaiweikeshizhuren。
woqiangyanuhuo，jinliangbaochilengjing：
"luxiansheng，fenliangtaida，woyigeren，queshijinlile。"
"啪！"
yibeiguntangrechazhijiezazaiwoshenshang。
kaishuishunjiantanghonglebozi。
luziangyuefanubukee：
"shiqingbanzahaiganzhaojiekou？"
"jiunizheitaidu，zheibeiziyejiushigebaoandeming！"
他越骂越难听。
"zouhoumenjinlaidefeiwu！zhengtianzhihuiwaimenxiedao，huiqidongxi！"
"liansonggefandoubanbuhao，yiyuanyangnizheizhonglajiyoushenmeyong？"
wozuanjinquantou，yayibuduanfanyongdenuhuo。
jiuzaijijiangbaofashi，zuozaizuimodebaoanjinglichongshanglai，mengdibawozhuaidaoshenhou：
"duibuqiluzong！tashixinlaidebudongguiju，wodaitaxiangninpeizui！"
"ninqianwanbiedongqi，wozheijiuhaohaofata！"
tayibianshuoyibianyanshenjinggaowo：
"xiangxiangnishilaiganshenmede！bielianleizhenggebaoanbu！"
jianbaoanjinglibeigongquximoyang，luziangzhongyubeipengshufule。
mantiaosilizuoxia，qingmiepiewoyiyan：
"haishijinglihuizuoren，xiaobaoan，xuezhedian。"
shuowan，takanxiangqiyuzhongren，deyidizhixiangcanhe：
"gewei，zheishimiqilinsanxingcan，wohelinyuanzhangteyimaide，dajiaxinkule。"
众人立刻谄媚道谢。
"jizhenkerenni？shuoleyaoqingsuoyoukeshiyiqichifan，shiwodehuabuhaoshima？"
luziangdezhoumeiwenhua，rangbangongshishunjiananjing。
suoyourendouzhidao，jizhenbixuyourenzhishou，danmeirenganshuo。
我忍不住提醒：
"yiyuanguiding，jizhenbixuyouren......"
huameishuowan，baoanjinglitilewoyijiao，yadishengyin：
"nishama？tashilinyuanzhangdexinjianchong！tashuoshenmejiushishenme！"
"xiaoxiaodezhibanguidingsuanshenme？zhiyaotagaoxing，yuanzhangnengbazhengjiayiyuansongjita！"
"bushaorenshuo，tacaishilinyuanzhangdefadinglaogong，yihouyiyuandoushitahetaerzide，nibiezhaosi！"
法定老公？
wozheigefadinglaogongzenmebuzhidao？
henkuai，jizhenkeyishengbeijiaolai，buzhudidaoqian。
luziangmiansehuanhe，jianwohaizhanzaiyuandi，jixiaokaikou：
"yo，xiaobaoanyexianghewomenyiqichifan？"
"bieyiweiwobuzhidaonineidianwochuoxinsi！zhangzheyouzhangxiaobailianjiuxiangpanguanxi？"
"wogaosuni，youwozai，sheiyebiexiangzouwaimenxiedao！gengbiewangxiangpanfuyuanzhang，fouze......"
"worangnisiwuzangshenzhidi，dongma？"