beinanyoupitui，wohejiumaizui，wanyouxishibaozhemoshengnanshengjiwen
gentongjunanyoufenshouwowuchukequ，xiangzhuguimijiabeiguimijujue，guimijieshaowoquzhutadidijia
guimididimingjiaosuchengyan，zhangdeshuai，daiwohenhao，shenzhihaixinganqingyuanmaochongqiwonanyou，laiyingfuwomadecuihun
womenliangxiangchudehenyukuai，xiaonaigoudidijingchangliaowo，oueryouxiexiaoaimei，quebingbuyuju
woshiyigehunshashejishi，meixiangdaowodexinkehujingranshiqiannanyouhexiaosan，xinghaosuchengyanjishichuxianbangwojiewei
kandaotabeimoshengnvshengsonghuijia，woxinzhongsuanse，taquebadaodiwenlewo
womenziranerranzaiyiqile，tajianguowofumuhou，xiangdaiwohuijiajiantabama
tabamaquebingbuzantongwomen，huameishuowantabamajiuqishenlikai，wozhuiguoquxiangjieshi，quefaxianyuanlaizheishitajiwobuzhideqiuhunxianchang
yuanlaisuchengyanzaihenxiaodeshihoujiuyijingxihuanwole，wodayingletadeqiuhun，henkuailiangrenburuhunyindediantang。
正文：
zaiwogangrenshisuchengyandeshihou，woyizhidoujuedetashixiaonaigou。houlaifaxiantaqishishiyizhiweinaigou，youqiyidaolewanshang，jiubianchenglexiongmengminruidexiaolanggou。
ng，dangranzheizhongyounaiyoulangdeganjue，haishiyaocongbannianqianxixidehuiyiqilai……
bibibi！qianfanggaotianyujing！
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bannianyiqian，wobeicuideshilianle。
wohewodeneigezhananqiannanyoutanlianailewunian，yuanbenjihuazhechabuduojiujiehun，jieguozheisizhanangenwoshuoduiwomeishenmeganjuele，juedehetacongxiaoyiqizhangdadeqingmeizhumagenglaidian，yijiaobawochuaikaile。
fenshoudangtiandewanshang，wojileneigezhananhenhenyibazhang，ranhouduzidachepaodaolejiubayitiaojie，zhanzaijiekoujiwozuihaodeguimisurunandaledianhua。
“sigui，woshilianle！kuaichulaipeiwohejiu！”
neishihouwojuedequanshijiedoubuyaowole。
shenzaiyixiangdagong，duoniannanyoufenshou，shangxinzhiji。
meixiangdao，surunanzaidianhualitingjianwofenshoudexiaoxi，dangshijiubaoxiaoqilai：“jiemei，gongxinishilian！wozaojiukanbuguanneigeqinzhangle！tayinggaigaimingjiaoqindachang，zheimingzidadafangfang，dangqihuichang！”
zheihuashuodehaitinggaoxiaode，woyibianhualaladeliuzheyanlei，yibiansihou：“nishaofeihua！woxianzaimianqianyouyijiaxiehoujiuba！niganjinguolaipeiwohejiu！”
jiemeidayutian，surunanganlaile。
wobaozhetawawadaku，zuihouhedelingdingdazui，pengqiaogebizhuozhengzaiwanzhenxindamaoxiandeyouxi，wodangshinaoziyire，zhudongjiarudaoleyouxidangzhong。
“meinv，nichoudaoledamaoxian！damaoxiandeneirongshicongxianzaikaishijishi，yihuiercongnishenbianluguodediyigenanxing，niyaoqintayikou！”
“meiwenti！qintashigewodouyuanyi！”woxiangwoshijiujingchonghunledanaodiulelizhi，jiaocaishafashang，xianggedajiedemuguangsuodingshenpangguodao。
zheishiwokanjianmianqianyouyiweinianqingyingjundexiaohuozi，zhengchaozhewomenzheibiankanguolai。
suiranzheijiubajiaoluolidengguanghunan，wutaidengguangpinfanshanshuo，shixianbingbushihenqingxi，danwoneitianjiunengganjuedaozheixiaoshuaigeyingjundewuketiaoti。
dangshiwohaibuzhidaotashishei，wogebikazuodeneibangjiuyoubiankaishiqihongqilai。
“meinv，zheixiaonaigoubucuo！nikeqianwanbiesonga！”
tingdaozheili，wokanzheyanqianneiyinghongfeibodechunban，xiayishideyanleyankoushui。
“就你了！”
woyebuzhidaonalilaideyongqi，kuaibuchongdaozheizhixiaonaigoumianqian，dianqijiaojian，yongshuangshoulouzhulexiaonaigoudebojing，haobuyouyudewenleshangqu。
tashenshangyouzhehaowendehuaxiangxifashuiweidao，chunbanyemomingtiantiande，worenbuzhubishangleyanjing。
zhouweirenmenquandoukaishiqihong。
wonengxiangxiangdedaosurunanjingdaidebiaoqing。
woyenenggouxiangxiangdedaozheixiaonaigoudechayi。
suoyiwozhizaiwenletajimiaozhongyihou，bianxiangzhefangkaitadaogeqian。
meixiangdao，wogangsongkaishou，zheizhixiaonaigoubiankouzhuwodehouyao，jinjindequanzhuwo，zhongzhongdejiashenlezheiyiwen。
woxintiaomengranjiasuqilai，youxiejinzhangdedongledong，duifangqueshizhongzhongdeyaolewoyikou，yushiwozhenggerendoushale，dailengdezhanzaiyuandi，lianjiahongdehaosihuoyan。
zheixiaonaigouzuzuwenlewoyifenduozhong，zuihoubochuntiezailewodeerpan，guyijiangwenredeqixichuijinwodeerduoli。
“meinv，nazoulewodechuwen，keshiyaofuzede。”
wohunshenyijiang，ganjuetazhenggerendoubiandezhuotangqilai，erneijijuqinlvexingdeyuqi，rangwodedanaochediduanlule。
haimeidengwokaikouqujieshini，wozhenggerenhuranchaozheshenhoudaoleguoqu……
zaizuijiushuizhezhiqian，wohaoxiangtingjianlepangbianrendejinghusheng。
“woc，zheinvdeyetaimengle！woshuoqinyikou，youmeishuoyidingyaojiewen……”
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yiri，woshicongjiudianlixingguolaide。
yongsurunandehualaishuo，wotaizhongletabeibudong，jiubawosongdaolezuijindejiudianli。
beicuideshi，woduiqianyiwanjiubadeshiqingduanpianle，zhijideqiangwenleyigenansheng。
tuifangdeshihou，wohaiwenlesurunanneigenanshengshishenmefanying。
她说对方没反应。
woxiangwenyoumeiyoulianxifangshidaogeqian，tashenshenmimideshuowoyihouhuizhidao，jiumeiyouranhoule。
dagaijiushiyimianzhiyuaneryiba。
worenzhesuzuidetoutong，huidaolewocengjinghezhananqiannanyouyiqizhuguodegongyu。
gongyudefangzushizhananfude，liangshiyiting，qizhongyijianfangjianzuoweilewodeshufang，shiweilefangbianwogaofuzhuangsheji。
danxianzai，womeiyouliyouliuxialaile，ganjuexindoubeitaokongle。
“qinaide，nikanwonengbunengdaonineijiezhujitian？wozhidaoniheninanpengyouzhuzaiyiqi，danshiwoxianzaiwujiakeguile……”
wokanzhecengjingchongmanmeihaohuiyidefangzi，zaijisurunandadianhuadeshihou，renbuzhugengyanqilai。
wobuxiangjitatianmafande，tahenanpengyoudeganqingfeichangbucuo，zhengtianrujiaosiqidenianzaiyiqi。
dianhuali，surunanchenmolexia，shuoleyijuhuajiuguaduanledianhua：“nidengwoyixia。”
wozhihaomomoshoushixingli。
qinzhangweilebimianwoganga，teyiquletaqingmeidejiali，genbenmeiyoujianwodeyisi，yizhiyuwojuedewozheijiniandeshenqingdouweilegou。
meichujifenzhong，surunandalaidianhua：“qinaide，niyezhidaowozheiqueshiyoudianbufangbian……”
woshenseanran：“meishi，woquwenwenqitatongxue。”
surunanhuayuyizhuan，yindiaobagao：“buguonibiedanxin，woqindidisuchengyanjinnianganghaodaxuebiyezaizhongxinqumailefangzi，sanshiliangtingni，wowentale，tashuofangzikongzheyeshikongzhe，nijinguanquzhu，fangzuzhifushenghuoshuidianjiuxingle。”
“这么好？”
“nidengzhewo，wojieniquchengyanneili。”
“wohuibuhuidaraodaonididi？”
“buhui，tajiuxiaopihaiyige，binixiaoleqisui，meitianjiushimangzhedadagong，wanwanyouxi，genbenmeishijianlihuiwomen。ai，ershiersui，ruhuasiyudehaonianji。”
yongruhuasiyuxingrongdidi？haizhenshiqinjie！
yigexiaoshihou，surunananxiamimajiesuo，daizhewojindaolefangzili。
ketinglimianchuanlaiyidaohaotingyangguangdesangyin：“dajie，wobushihenishuoguolema？laiwojiadeshihoujidexiananmenling！”
surunanbangwonazhexinglixiang，suishoufangdaolexuanguanjupangbian：“wei，woshinijie！niyoumeinvpengyou，naneimeduodejiangjiu？”
“haodaiwoyeshigechengniannanren！”mianqian，yiweinianqingjinendexiaohuozibumandezoulechulai。
wojucudetaiqitou，kanjiantashenchuanzheganjinghaokandebaichenshan，huotuotuoyifugangbiyededaxueshengmoyang，shengyinnainaide。
takanjianwoyihou，taiduyibian，piaoliangdeheimouxiaowanchengyueyazhuang，xiangshizuichunjingdehupo：“nijiushiwojieshuodelinruoruo？wojiaoniruoruojiezenmeyang？”
youqishitaneiyishenqingjuanwuxiedeqizhi，zhikanshangyiyanjiuhuirangrenyibuxiaoxinlunxianjinqu。
“ninhao……”woshitanxingdeshenchushou。
suchengyanzhudongzoudaowomianqianjinjindewozhuwodeshou，qingcuicixingdesangyinyourudatiqinbandongting：“ruoruojie，nizhenpiaoliang。”
woganjuewobeidianleyixia。
这小奶狗，太甜。
shenpangchuanlaisurunandechixiaosheng：“chouxiaozi，zheishiwozuihaodeguimi，tadehoubanshengjiujiaojinile！”
wojiongpodeniutou：“nibieluanshuo……”
“hao！”meixiangdao，suchengyanshuangkuaidedayinglexialai。
zheihuayoudianaimei，wogengjialianhongle。
surunanjiaodaiwanbi，batuijiuzou。
zhishengxiawohesuchengyanzaizheiruodadefangzili。
“ruoruojie，zheibianshinidefangjian。”
suchengyanzhijieyishoulinqilewodexinglixiang，chaozhefangjianzoulejinqu。
tajiwoanpaidefangjianmianchaoyang，shejichenglexiandaijianyuefeng，ganganjingjing，wohenxihuan。
“ruoruojie，wotingwojieshuonihuijiabanzuosheji，woyijingbagebidefangjiangaichengleshufang，limianhaiyouyitaixindebijiben。”
“嗯？这么快吗？”
woshiganggangcaidadedianhua，tazheibianjiuyijingzhunbeiwanbile？
zheihaiyuanyuanbuzhi，tajiwozhunbeileyitaoxindechuangdan，shiwozuixihuandelanse。
shenzhihaizaixishoujianzhunbeileyitaoquanxindehuazhuangpin，shiwochangyongdepaizi。
wozhengzhengdedaliangzhe，juedeyouxieqiguai，jiuhaoxiangzaojiuzhidaowoyaolaiside，baokuoshuibeituoxiedoushiwoxihuandelanse。
tazouleguolai，xiaolexiao：“shiwojiehewoshuode。”
woganjintaochushouji：“zheixiehualenibushaoqianba，wozhuanzhangjini，lingwainihaishishouwodianfangzuba。”
不然我也不会心安。
tawangqianzoujinliangbu，daixiaodejunyanshifenmiren：“fangzumianle，nikeyibangwozuozuojiawu，wobuxihuandieyifu。”
“ehao。”woxiangzhejihuiduodeshi，yihoumanmantan。
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wonazhexinglixiangjindaolezijidefangjian，jiangyifushoujinyijudeshihou，chuledianxiaoyiwai。
wohaimeiyouwanquanxingjiu，caizaijiaodengshang，juqiyifudeshihou，shenziyouxieyaohuang。
kepianpianwobugougao，dianzhejiaojianyegoubudaozuishangmiandejuzi。
“我来帮你。”
jiuzaizheishi，youshoubianduoleyizhixiuzhangdeshoubei，naguowodeyifu，qingeryijudefangdaolezuishangmiandejuzili。
taliwohenjin，woxiayishidewangpangbiantuileyibu，zheibutuihaihao，yituiqilaizuojiaocaikongchaozheyipangshuaileguoqu。
suchengyanlianmangyishougouzhuwodeyaozhi，yonglidechaotadehuaililazhe，woyitouzhuangdaoletadexiongtangshang，nenggouqingchudeganjuedaotayoujianshuodebakuaifuji。
“ruoruojie，niyoumeiyoushoushang？”
talianmangdunxiashenzijiangwobaoleqilai，fangdaolechuangbian，ditouchakanzhewodejiaowaner。
wochengrenwoyoubeiliaodaole，tabiwoqiannanyouhaiyaoxixin。
“我没事……”
ranertadezhijianyijingkaishiweiwoqingqingderoucuoqilai：“zheizenmemeishini？wolaijianchayixia。”
neidianshijulizenmeshuodele？
biexiannianxiaxiao，yongyuanduinihao。
wohuranjuedexiaonaigoutainuanle，yikexinqiaoqiaodijiasutiaoleqilai。
砰砰砰。
pengqiaozheishihoujialilailedianhua，shiwolaomadelianhuanduomingcall。
“linruoruo，nidou29suile！nigebiwangyijiadehaizidoukuaishengertaile！nishenmeshihouheqinzhangjiehun？zaibujiehundou30suile！”
worenzhuxinlideyumen：“wozhengquzai30suizhiqianjiehunjiushile！”
“nirangqinzhangjiedianhua，wohetaliaoliao。”laomayuqiqiangshi。
suchengyansihutingjianle，turankaikoushuolehua：“nimeihezanmashuowoliangdeshi？”
我……当时就傻了。
这什么鬼？
dianhuali，laomadashengdehanlewodemingzi：“nishenmeqingkuang？zheibushiqinzhangdeshengyinba？”
woruoruodekaikou，xinlifaxu：“ma，woheqindachangfenshoule……ganggangneigezhishi……”
yibuxiaoxinshuolexinlideshihua。
suchengyanyishounaguolewodeshouji，wenheziruodexiaozhe：“ayininhao，woshiruoruodexinnanyou。”
zhenhao，zheicibushiwoshale。
womazaidianhualiyeshale：“nisheiya？nirangruoruojiewodeshipindianhua。”
完了，我又傻了。
“haode，ayi。”suchengyanxiaozhejiangguaduandedianhuahaijiwo。
woyiquantouguojinzaitamianqianhuilehui：“nishibushifengzi？nixiangkengsiwoma？”
meixiangdaosuchengyanlazhewozuozaileketingdeshafashang，yibenzhengjingdizhilezhiwodeshouji：“niyinggaiganxiewo，wojiazhuangnidenanyou，keyibangniduokaicuihun。”
wozhengjinweizuo，shenqingyansu：“ninianjizheimexiao，womamacaibuhuixiangxinni。niyihuierbieshuohua，wohewomajieshiqingchu，dabulezuijinbujietadedianhua。”
“ruoruojie，wodetiyishizuihaodejiejuefangshi。chengnianrenbuyinggaishixihuanzuijiandandebanfama？”suchengyandeliyoumeifarangwojujue。
pianpianwomadeshipindianhuayoudalejinlai。
我只好接通。
womadediyijuhuajiushi：“rangneichouxiaozijiedianhua，wokankanshisheixialeyan。”
“ma！nidaodishibushiwoqinma？”woyuqiaiyuandejiangdianhuajilesuchengyan。
shishishangzhengming，wokenengshiwomajianlaide。