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zhiyinjiangwanroudeyangdishuojinrizongmengdaosheshuibuhao。
tajiuminglingchushijiangwohuailiyangdawodeshuangtoushefukanquyitou。
“dingshiyinweizheishuangtoushexieqi，cairedejiangyiemenglianlian。”
wokanzhediaoluodishangdeshetouduizhejiangwanroumuziyulie。
“jiehunshinicengdayingwodaitarufu！nijiushizheimelvxingnuoyandema！”
“shuangtoushishewangdexiangzheng，nikanletayitougenyaotasiyouhequbie？”
jiangwanrouzhishikanzhejiangyibeiranhongdekutuigengjiayanedao：
“buyaozaibianmeiluojidegushi，yigechushengbale！”
dangwan，woleiyanmenglongbaozhutajinlejianglaofurendefang。
“rujinshetouluodi，shefuyizaiwuhaolingqunshedenengli，jiangjiakaoshedangleshoufu，enqingyesuanhaiwan，rangwomenzouba。”
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shefuqiangrenzhetengtongyeyaopanshangwodebojing，zuzhiwolikai。
shefushiqulehaolingqunshenengli，dantazhidaowoyeyourangzhongshetingmingdebenshi。
jianglaofurenputongyishengguizaiwomianqian。
“qiancuowancuodoushiwodecuo，wojishefuzhaozuihaodeshouyi——”
weidengtashuowanwoyaozheyadao：“wanniannanyudeshuangtoushe，ququshouyihaowuzuoyong。”
yourendalaidianhua：“jiangdong，buhaole，sheturandaochuluancuannanyikongzhi。”
jianglaofurenzhandouzheshuangchun：“wanle，womenjiangjiawanle。”
shefuyeliuchulexuelei，jiangjiadayinghushequnshidaiwuyu，napataluoderucixiachangyexianghuzhejiangjia。
burenshefuliuleiwonaqikanxiadeshetouduizuichuiqi，yuanchuchuanlaizhenzhenshedaweideshengyin。
jianglaofurenzhuanbeiweixi，yilianchaowokelehaojigetou，zuizhongnianzhezhenshishenji。
tajijiangwanroudaleshijigedianhua，duimianchuanlaibaozaodeshengyin：
“jiangyinandenengshuizhe，feiyaozaiwopeitashuijuedeshihoudalaidianhua！gushiyuyouzainimianqianshuosandaosileshiba！”
jianglaofurenfachuzhanyin：“nizheigehunzhang！sheirangnikanleshuangtoushe，jiangjiachadianjiuhuizainideshouli！”
“buyaozaixinneige**kuadaqici，wokanleshetouyouzenyang，xianzaibushishenmedoumeifashengma？”
“那是因为——”
jianglaofurenhaiweishuowan，huatongzhongjiuchuanlaidudusheng。
zaoyiliaodaojieguowolenglengdao：“qinglaoyezihuiba。”
manzhangyiye，shefuyongbingliangdeshentifuweiwo。
yishengjuxiang，damenbeizhuangkai。
jigenanrenjiangwoyazhijiangyifangjian。
tatoufalingluan，xuruoditangzaichuangshang。
jiangwanrouchenzhelianse：“womenzaihoushanwanle，jitiaoxiaosheshanglaijiusiche，zhiqianwozhongleshedu，bianshiniyongxuelaijiede。”
“lairen，jigushiyuchouxue。”
wozhengzhazhehuzhushouwan：“bukeneng！woyigentamentongguoling，zheihoushandexiaoshebukenengshangren。”
jiangyideshenshanggenbenmeiyousheyaodeshangkou，zuichunhongrun。
wolaqijiangyidequnbai，“shitadekutuishangmianzhanranleshefudexue，tamenwendaolecaishangxindibatasichexialai！”
“wobunengzaibeichouxue，woshentiyueruo，kongzhishedenenglijiuhuiyueruo！”
wozhejidichaosizhouchakan，“xiaosheni？”
jiangwanrouxienizhewo：“nichouwanxuejiubatamenjini。”
jiatingyishengyouyu：“keshizhiqianweilejiujiangzongfurencaichoule500haosheng——”
jiangwanroumianbugaise，“rangnichou，nijiuchou。”
bingliangdezhentou**lexueguan，jiangwanrouzhufudao：“qianduanxuebuyao，bugouwenre，huiliangdaojiangyi。”
woyixinzhixiangzhexiaoshedeanwei。
jiangwanroudangchuyangyanyaozhengshedan，wobaibanaiqiu，caitongyijiangshefunverdeshedanrengdaohoushan。
womingmingzhufutamenbuyaozairenmianqianxianshen，ruguobushixiudaoleshefudexuewei，yebuhui......
xiaoshedeshenyingcongchuangtaimaochu，woyaoleyaotou，nuliyongcancundeyiniananfuzhetamen。
kebeichouledaliangdexuewoqiruoyousi，nanyitongling。
tamenyaozheshenzijiuchanshangwodeshouwan，burangchouxue。
“该死的蛇！”