霸道老乞丐

baitian,yinheshidejinghugongyuannei。

yiweinianqingren,zhengzuozaiyizhixiaomazhashang,tuishangzhizheyimianhuajia,yibiandaliangzhezhanzaimianqian、baizheenaduozizaoxingdeguniang,yibianditouxunsudizaizhishanghuazhe。

meiguojifenzhong,yigehuotuotuodemeinvchuxianzailezhishang。

weilejihuatianshangjifenyiqu,tayoutedizaihuashangbulejizhipianpianqiwudehudie。

“haole,wanchengle!”nianqingrenpailepaishuangshou,chongzheneiguniangweiweiyixiaodao。

guniangqueyuedaonianqingrendeshenbian,jieguohua,limazaineizhangqiaolianshang,fuqiyicengcanlandexiaorong,dao:“huadehaoshena!”

dunshi,congyibianweiguolaijigeren,kanlekanneihua,youkanlekanguniang,yigegeyilunqilai:

“huadehao,shifenchuanshen,xianmingshengdong,xuxurusheng!”

“bucuo,woyeyaohuayizhang!”

“好漂亮的画!”

buyongshuo,zheinianqingrenjiushixiaoyunle。

neiguniangshenshouxiangxiaoyundiguolaiyibaiyuanqian,shuo:“nibuyongzhaole,qiyudeqiansuanshiwodedashangle!”

xiaoyunzuijiaoweiyang,xiaodao:“buxing,shuohaolede,yizhanghuaershiyuan,duoyifenwoyebunengyaode!”talengshijiangbashiyuanqianzhaojileguniang。

“ng,zheixiaohuozikanshangqusuishubuda,huapinhenbucuoa!”pangbianyourenkuajiangxiaoyun。

xiaoyunyouxiebuhaoyisidihonglelian,dao:“chengmengkuajiang,duoxie,duoxiele!”

jiezhe,tayoujidiergegunianghuaqixiaoxianglai。

xiaoyunlaiyinheshiyijingyouyigexingqile,chuqulufeihechihedekaiziwai,shenshangsuoshengbuduole。tahaimeigezhuchu,baitiantirenhuaxiang,wanshangzhinengzaitianqiaoxiajiangjiuyiye。kuaijinruxiatianle,wanshangwenchongbushao,tayemeiyouneimeduodejiangjiule。

“tianjiangjiangdarenyusirenye,bixiankuqixinzhi,laoqijingu,eqitifu……”tazhinengzaiwenchongdelunfanweigongzhong,laosengrudingbanbizheyanjing,yongzheixiehualaianweizijile。

haozaitajintiandeshengyihaibucuo,daoletaiyangjijiangxichendeshihou,tashuleshuyitiandesuode,juranzhengleyibailiushiyuanqian。

“wa,zhanguohuihuang,bucuoa!”xiaoyunyoudianzidele。

kankangongyuandeyoukezhujiansanqu,xiaoyunshouqilexiaomazha,liantonghuajia,wanghuailiyijia,hengzhexiaoqu,youranzidediwangtadezhusuotianqiaoxiazouqu。

weilejiangshangyixiaziji,tatedizaijieshangmaileliuzhidaroubaozi,bankuaikaoya,haiyouyipingjiu,juedingwanshanghaohaodixiangshouyixia。

daoletianqiaoxia,taturanshayanerle,zijixinxinkukudajiandeyigexiaowopeng,juranbeiyigehunshenzangbulajideqigailaotoujizhanjule。

“wei,nizenmezhudaowozheililaile?”xiaoyunyilianbushuangdizhiwen。

laotoutangzailimian,dongyebudong,zhishizhengkailiangyan,bailetayiyandao:“nijiaoyishengzheiwopengshishi,kantanengbunengdayingni,ruguotadayingnile,wojiurangchulaijini。”

xiaoyundao:“nihaijiangbujiangdaolia?”

laotoudao:“nihaipeihewojiangdaoli?nidongbudongzunlaoaiyoua?zheiyelifengliang,nandaoniranglaorenjiawoshuiwaimian,ninenghaoyisianranditangzaizheilimian?qingwennizerenganzainali?nideaixinzainali?wanyilaorenjiawobeidonggesanzhangliangduan,nikaixinshibu?”

“e——”xiaoyunbeitalianzhupaosideyidunzhiwen,nongdeyakouwuyan。

laotoushuo:“shihuagaosuni,jishiyourenqingwozhuwuxingjibinguan,wodoulandequ,laorenjiawonengshuinizheili,shikandeqini,yeshinidefuqi!”

xiaoyunyoudiankuxiaobude:“zheimeshuo,wohaideganxienina?”

“neidaobubile,”laotouyibenzhengjingdidao,“zhiyaonibiaoxianhao,zhenyaoganxiewoderizihaizaihoutouni!”

“ng,shenmedongxizheimexiang?”laotouturansonglesongbizi,xiabashangdebaihuzijuelejue,gengetuzisideshenziyifan,pazuoleqilai,liangzhiyanjingdengdeliuyuan,henshizhengningdixiangxiaoyunquanshenshangxiasaoleguolai。

zheilaotoudebizihaizhenjiana!xiaoyunwunaidijiangbiezaishenhoudeyizhidaizinadaoleqianmian。

laotouyikandaizilizhuanglebaozi、kaoyahejiu,yishuangyanjingdunshifangchuguanglai,shenzilisuodicongwopengliyicuanerchu,yibacongxiaoyundeshouliduoguodaizi,bugaoxingdidao:“xiaohuozi,zangzhezheixiehaochidedongxi,juranbuxianxiaojinglaorenjiawo,nishibushitaimeirenpinle?”

haoxiangelebabeizimeichiguodongxiside,neilaotoupobujidaidichekaidaizi,zhuaqiyizhibaozijiuwangzuilisai,suijiyongshouzhiyidan,dankailejiupingdegaizi,“gudugudu”dijiangjiuwangzuiliguan。

“wei,ninengbunengjiwoliuyidiana?”xiaoyunyouxiefaji。

laotouxiaolexiaodao:“dengwotianbaoleduzizaishuo。”

zhuanyanjian,neiliuzhidaroubaozi,bankuaikaoya,haiyouyipingjiu,fengjuancanyunyiban,quanjinleneiqigailaotoudeduzilile,yidiandoumeishengxia。laotoupailepaidupi,dazhebaoge,dao:“e,haoxiang,e……heihei,laorenjiawoyaoshuilea!”

xiaoyunfaxian,zheilaotoubujinhenbadao,erqietingnengchi;bujinnengchi,erqieshentisuzhitebiedehao。

yushangzheimeyigelaotou,ninengyoushenmefazi?

“nichibaole,woqueele!”xiaoyunzirendaomei,zhunbeidaojieshangzhongxinmaichidequ。

laotouturandao:“zhanzhu,xiaozi,niyaodaonaliqu?”

xiaoyunmeihaoqididao:“maichide。”

“buxing,nikanzheitiandouduanheile,laorenjiawodanzixiao,nidezaizheilipeiwo!”laotoumanhengdishuo。

“zhei……ni……”xiaoyunkuaibeitaqiyunle。

“shenmezheianide,”laotounaodao,“zaoxianshi,nibushijingchangezheduzi,beinishenshenganxiadiganhuoma,ezheiyiwanshangjiushoubulela?”

xiaoyundachiyijing,zheilaotoushishenmeren,zenmelianzijizaijialideshi,tadouzhidao?

“zheishinizenmezhidaode?”xiaoyunjingyidiwen。

laotouxiaodao:“wobujinzhidaonijingchangezheduzixiadizuoshi,haizhidaonishitangchaodehuashengwudaozizhuanshi!”

xiaoyunxiangbeirendaleyijierguangside,lianshuadiyixiazihongle,nieruzheshuo:“nei……neidoushiwoshenshenmaitongsuanmingxiaziluanbianpaide,nibiexin!”

laotouhahadaxiaodao:“laoshigaosuni,zicongnibeirenshuoshiwudaozizhuanshihou,laorenjiawojiukaishizaianzhongdingshangnile!”

xiaoyunhongzhelianwen:“nengbunenggaosuwo,nidaodishishei?”