倾座一笑

yenanguaineibangrenzhaobudaolaotou,sheinengxiangdaoyigeqigailaotou,cikezhenganrandizuozaijiuloushang,yurenhejiuni。

xiaoyunyulaotouliangrengezhuoerzuo,zhuoshangbaimanlejiuhecai。

wangzhemanzhuodejiucai,xiaoyunmanlianchouku,shenshangyijingyiwenbumingle,daoshichiwanlezenmejiezhanga?

laotoudao:“biechou,zheiyidunshiwoqingke。”

xiaoyunbuxiangxindiwen:“ninalaideqian?”

laotoushuo:“wozaiyiyuanliyaode。”

xiaoyunyizheng:“niyigeqigai,zaiyiyuanlinizenmenengyaodaodeqian?”

“bendan!”laotouduixiaoyundezhilibiaoshichushifendebiyi,“nibushiweiwozaiyiyuandianleyiqianduoyuanqianme,jiranwoshentimeishi,wodangrandejiangneiqianyaochulailea——buguo,woshixianjiniyigeshengming:zheiqianshiniziyuanhuazaiwoshenshangde,xianzaizheiqianquebeiwojiyaochulaile,suanbusuanshiwode?”

“zhei……”xiaoyunbeilaotouzheiyitongwailihaizhenshuodeyuye。

laotouhahadaxiao,youwen:“xianzaiwonenghuazheimeduodeqianlaiqingni,nishuo,woduinishibushigouhaode?”

“hao,shihao……”xiaoyunqideyijingmeihuahetashuole。

laotoudao:“suannihaidongdehaodai。ng,neiwomenpengyibei!”

bangexiaoshibudaodegongfu,zhuoshangsanpinggaodubaijiuheyibandecai,quanjinlaotouzideduzilile,kantaneimoyang,haiyidianshidoumeiyou。zheibudeburangxiaoyunpeifudewutitoudi,zheilaojiahuobudannengchi,erqiejiuliangjingranshirucidejingren。

“buhao,youmafanlaile!”zhengchizhe,laotouhudimeitouyizhoudao。

xiaoyundongzhangxiwang,meiyoukanchuyidianyixiang,wen:“shenmemafan?”

laotoudao:“yougemeinvzhengzailouxiaxiangzheilierlai,ruguowobeitafaxianle,jiudashibuhaole!”

“pu!”xiaoyunrenbuzhuyaoxiaopenchulai,dao:“meinv?nishizenmekandaole?”

laotounudao:“laorenjiawoshipingshenshifaxiande,jiliyuanwaiderenwodounengkanjian——buhenishuo,shuoleniyebudongde。”

神识?

zheilaotouzhendehenshenmi,dannaoziquejueduiyoumaobing。

萧云懒得再理他。

“nizenmebudongkuaizia,kuaichi,zaineimeinvdaolaizhiqian,womendegankuailikaizheili!”laotouturanchongzhexiaoyundao。

“e,wochi!”xiaoyunzhigukanlaotouchile,zijiquewanglenakuaizi。zheishi,tayeganjueduziele,zheihuadedoushizijideqianni,taxiangxiangdouxinteng,buchibaibuchia!

“aiya,yeye,nizenmezaizheilia?”

xiaoyunzhengyaomaitoudachiyidun,hutingdeyizhenqingcuiyueerdeshengyinchuanleguolai。

taxunshengkanqu,zhijianyigenianqingdeguniangzhenghaodengshangloutikou,zaitashenhou,genzhelianggechuanzheyishenheiyidaizhemojingde、mianwubiaoqingdedahan,yikanjiuxiangtadebaobiao。

neiguniangchuanzheyishendanhuangsedejinshenlianyiqun,zhangfapijian,mingmouhaochi,yishuangyanjingruchunshuiliubo。tadechuxian,ruxinyuechusheng,shizheizhenggejiulouweizhiyiliang。

suoyourendeyanjingdoutouxiangleneigeguniang,beitaneihuoguoyangmindemeimaosuozhenhan。

erneiguniangquemubuxieshi,yishuangyanjingjinjindingzailelaotoudeshenshang。

haizhendeyouyiweimeinvchuxianlea!

e——xiaoyunlengzhule,tayoudianbuxiangxin,zheigeyishenyilvlanshandeqigailaotou,huishizheimeinvdeyeye?

lingwai,congzheiguniangyishendedaban,yijihoumiangenzhedelianggebaobiao,yikanjiushigeyoushenfenrenjiadeguniang;zaikantajiandaolaotoudeneiyifuxicongtianjiangdemoyang,taduizheilaotouganqinghaoxianghenshendea——jiupingzheizhongguanxi,tazenmehuirangzijideyeyewaichutaofan?

xiaoyunwanglewangneiguniang,neiguniangxianranganjuedaotaheyeyeyouyizhongbuyibandeguanxi,buzhidaotashiyouyidehaishiwuyide,jingranchongtajiangxiongxiangqianyiting,yanranyixiao,xiaoderuchunhuazhanfang,manshishengxiang。

zheiyixiao,suiranshuobushangshiqingcheng,danjueduidekeyichengdeshangshiqingzuo,yinweijiuloushangsuoyouzaizuodenanren,liangyandoufangchuleguanglai,jishishuanglangyan,shuadiyixiazi,qiqijujizaiguniangdeshenshang——

tamendouyiweineiguniangshichongzijixiaode!

xiaoyunchayidianyaoliuchubixuelai!

yebuzhidaoshizenmehuishi,neilaotoujiandaoguniang,liansequeshudiyibian,anzhongyongjiaotiletixiaoyun,dishengdao:“nikan,mafanhaishilaile,womenkuaiduokaizheigefengyatou!”

xiaoyunhaoxiangmeiyoutingdaoside,liangyanzhigougoudingzheneimeinv,mengyiyibandininandao:“laojiahuo,xiangbudaonihaiyouzheimeyigepiaoliangdesunnv!”

laotouyoudianfaji,anzhongjinggao:“chouxiaozi,busehuisia?zheiyatounipengbude,fouze,nizheiyibeizijiuwanwanle!”

“qi,nibujiuyouyigepiaoliangdesunnvma,zongbunengyangzheyibeiziburangnanrenpenga!”xiaoyunyedishengdihuiying。

“yeye,”neiguniangxiangyizhihudieyibanxianglaotoupiaolai,“nirangwozhaodehaoku,xianzaiwokannihaiwangnaerpao!”tingtaneikouqi,haoxiangtayeyeyizhizaigentawanduomaomaoside。

xiaoyunhenbudedaibiaotayeyeyingshangqianqu,yutalaiyigeqinmiwujiandeyongbao。

“kuaizou!”laotoubachengshizhenjile,congzhuozibianyiyueerqi,yibachezhuxiaoyundegebo。

xiaoyunyiliandemomingqimiao:“wangnaqu?”takandaoneilianggeheiyirenzhengduzailoutikou。

laotoushuo:“tiaochuanga!”tayegubushangdalineiguniang,zhijiejiangxiaoyunladaochuangkou。

xiaoyunbuzhidaozheilaotouzenmejianleneiguniang,genxiaoguijianleyanwangside,tuikaichuanghuwangxiaqiao,zheishiqiloua,wangxiayitiao,bushuaigefenshensuigucaishiguaishini。

“wei,yeye,niyaozuoshenme?”neiguniangkanlaoyelikailezhuozi,jile。

“bieguolai,zaiguolailaorenjiawoyaowangxiatiaole!”laotouzhilezhichuangwai,dashengchongneiguniangdao。

guniangdao:“yeye,nibiezheiyanghaobuhao,babayizhixianghenihaohaotantanni!”

laotoudao:“womeiyounineigebaba!”

guniangdao:“nizenmezheiyangni?”

laotoudao:“nizaibuzou,wozhenyaotiaoloule!”

“nibuhuitiaode,zheikeshiqiloua,ge……”neiguniangxiaodegengexiaoyaojingside,zhitingtaturanchongjiuloulisuoyouderenshuo,“sheinengbangwozhuazhuyeye,wojiangtaershiwan!”

ershiwan?zheigeshumujueduiyouyouhuoli,genghekuangshimeinvdejiangshang!

zhenshichaqizhaojunqi,jiuyouchiliangren,jiuloushangsuoyouzaizuoderen“teng”diyixiaquanzhanleqilai,yigegemiansezhengning,yiheweizhishixunsuchaozheibiankaolongguolai。

“跳!”

laotouturanyishengdahe,xianglaoyingzhuaxiaojiside,yibajiangxiaoyunjiazaihuaili,yizongshenzi,congchuangkouyiyueerchu……

jiuloushangderenquanjingdaile,tamenlianzuomengyexiangbudao,zheilaotoushiwanzhende,haizhencongqiloutiaoxiaqule。