naozijicunchu，bijingshiluojisixingren（bixin）
xinrendiyicixiewen，qiuqingpen（tiqianjigeweiketoule）
私设、二设巨多
OOC预警
qingweiheishiyuan（zhuyaoshipote）
ruguoyishangneirongnengjieshou，neime，womenkaishi！
——————zhengwenfengexian——————
“aidi！kuailaichiwanfan！”
pengpengpengdeqiaomenshengjiangaidi·weilianmucongyanjiuzhongjingxing，tacongzhuoshanghuamanfuwendezhiduizhongtaiqitou，dashenghuidadao：“wozhidaole，mashangjiulaimama！”
koudongbanji，molizaimoshuhuiluzhongyongdong，zuizhongzaizhijianningchengyigehuoqiu，jiangsuoyouhualefuwendezhifenshaoganjing，youdakaichuanghujiangzhihuichuidaolechuangwai。
zuowanzheiyiqie，tadakailemen，duizhanzaimenwaidefurenshuodao：“haolekalian，zanmenquchifanba。”
piaoliangdefurenqueweiweizhouqilemeitou，shenshoucaleyibaaididelian：“niyouzaifangjianliwanhuole？”
kanzhemamashoushangdeheihui，beizhualegexianxingdeaidiyanshenpiaoyileyixia，ranhouguoduanrencuo：“a，e，duibuqikalian，wocuole。”yishuanggougouyanchuchukeliandikanzhezijidemama。
kalian·weilianmuzhanglezhangzui，duierzi“jijirencuo，xiacihaigan”dexingweiduoshaoyouxiewunai，danxianglexiangjintianshishenmerizi，tahaishixuanzezanshifangguoaidi。
让他再开心一晚上。
meiyoubeijiuerduodeaidiyouxieyiwai。
laidaolecanting，aidiyihuodikanzheyanqiandeyipianqihei，zainaohailisuanlesuanjintianderiqi，xinliyouleshu。
zhijianyipianheiandecantingzhongliangqilewennuandezhuhuo，gaodayingjundenanrenduanzheshengridangao，congchufangzoulechulai。
eryipanggenzhedeshaonianzhengyongtashangzaibianshengqidepoluosangzichangzhe：“zhunishengrikuaile，zhunishengrikuaile！zhuaidishengrikuaile，zhudidishengrikuaile……”
aidiyouxiebengbuzhudixiaolechulai，ailundeshengyinshizaishitaipohuaifenweile。
dilunbadangaofangzailemuzhidezhangzhuoshang，duizijidexiaoerzishuodao：“aidi，shiyisuishengrikuaile，kuaixuyuanba。”
aididianlediantou，zhanzaidangaoqian，shuangshouheshi，bishangleyanjing。
“pulengleng”，yuyishandongdeshengyincongdakaidechuanghuwaichuanlai，xiangzheaidisuozaidefangxiangzhipuerlai。
aidizhengkaiyanjing，xiayishididiaodongmolixiangyaobamaotouyingdakai，danyanjiaodeyuguangquepiedaolezijishenweiputongrendejiarenmen。
jiushizheiyishunjiandeyouyu，rangmaotouyingzhijiezhuangdaoleaididelianshang。
yifenglafengdexinjiancongtouyunyanhuademaotouyingzhuazishangdiaolexialai，zhizhi**leshengridangaoli。
aidiyibazhuazhulemaotouying，ditoukanxiangdangaolidexinfeng。
fashenglezheiyangdeshiqing，zheishengrishiguobuchengle。
ailundakailedeng，danyoudikanzhebeimaotouyingchuanglededidi：“aidi，nihaihaoma？”
meishenmedaaideaidibamaotouyingfangzailezhuoshang，yibianbachudangaoshangdexin，yibianhuida：“womeishi。”
kanzhejiaobubuwendemaotouying，zaikankanzhengzhouzhemeitouniezhexinfengyijiaodedidi，ailunjuedeyoushideyinggaishimaotouying。
kanzhexinfengshanghongsedelafeng，aidipielepiezui，maotouying+xinjiandezuhe，zenmekanzheyouxieyanshua。
dakaizhanmanlenaiyoudexinfeng，aidikandaolexinjianshangdeneirong。
“huogewocimofaxuexiao”
“xiaozhang：abusi·dengbuliduo”
“qinaideaidi·weilianmuxiansheng，”
“womenfeichanggaoxingditongzhinin，ninyihuozhunzaihuogewocimofaxuexiaojiudu。”
“suixinfushangsuoxushujiyijizhuangbeiyilanbiao”
“xueqidingyujiuyueyirikaishi。womenjiangyuqiyuesanshiyiriqianjinghounindemaotouyingdailainindehuixin。”
aidikanzhexinjianlideneirong，naohaizhongtianleigungun。huogewoci？mofaxuexiao？
tazheishi，toutaijinlexiaoshuoma？
zuoweiyigeguangyishangdeyingguoren，aidizaishangbeiziyeshikanguo《hali·bote》zheibenshude，bijingshizhimingertongduwu。
danyouyuhoulaijinrushizhongtaxuexi，tameiyoukanguohoumianjiben，zhikanwanlesanqiangzhengbasai。
erqiezaihouxufanmangdexuexishengyazhong，tazaojiuyijingbajuqingwanglegeyiganerjing！zuiduojiujidezhujiaojiaohali·bote！
aidishenxileyikouqi，fanzhengdouwangle，yewusuoweile。tabaozhezheiyangdexintaijixuyueduzhezheifengluqutongzhishu。
kaliancoudaoerzishenbian，kanzhexinlideneirong，fachuyishengjingtan：“e，zheigeshijieshangjuranzhendecunzaimofaxueyuanma？wohaiyiweineishiwonainaipianwodeshuiqiangushini。”
dilunzhenjingdikanzhezijideqizi，taconglaimeiyouzaijialishuoguozheixiedongxi。
“e，woshishuo，qinaidenizhidao，wojiashiyizhanshiqicongdeguobanlai，duiba。”kaliankanzhezijidezhangfuhehaizi，jieshidao，“wodenainai，tayougejiejie，yizhiliuzaideguomeiyougenlai，houlaijiushilianle。”
“woxiaodeshihou，nainaigaosuwowodeneiweigunainai，shigemofashi，youchaonenglide。”kalianyouxiebuhaoyisi，“woyizhiyiweitashizaidouwowan。bijingwomenyijiadoubuhuishenmeshenqimofa，zheiyidianqinaideniyezhidaode。”
dilundianlediantou，ranhouxunwenshoudaoluqutongzhishudexiaoerzi：“aidi，niyoushenmexiangfa？niyaoqumofaxueyuandushuma？”
aidizuozaiyizishang，kanzheshouzhongdeluqutongzhishu，chenmoleyihuierhuidadao：“woxiangqumofashijiekanyikan。”bijingyouhenduolianjinxuyaodecailiao，zaiputongrendeshijieshizhendezhaobudao。
“hao，wozunzhongnidexuanze。”dilunroulerouxiaoerzipengsongdeheifa，“huifuxinyaozijixiema？”
“当然！”
youyutamenjiashihuozhenjiashidemaguajiating，yidianwushijiededongxidoumeiyoujiechuguo，aidizaixinlixianghuogewocishenqingleyigejiaoshoudaitahetadefuqinqugoumaishangxueshiyaoyongdaodedongxi。
fangfeilemaotouying，aidihuitouduizijidejiarenmenshuodao：“wohaixiangjixuguoshengri，nimenhaimeiyoujiwoshengriliwuni。”
yuanbenyoudianningzhongdefenweishunjianreluoqilai，ailunpudaolezijiadidideshenbian，yongliroucuozheaidideheifa：“nixiaozimannaozidoushiliwua？”
“ailunbiezheiyang，toufadouluanle！”aidizaibitagaoliangtoudegegehuailizhengzha。
“luanlezhenghao，jigangcaidemaotouyingdangniaowo！”
xiongdiliangyifandanaohou，aidihuodeletadeliwu。
gegeailunsongjitadeshiyifuquanjishoutao，shuoshixiwangzijizheigeshouruodedidinengduanlianduanlianshenti。
kalianhedilunsongdeshiyitaohuaxueshiyanyongjudemoniwanju，suishuoshiwanju，dandabufendoushihezhenzhengdeyongjucaizhixiangtong，weiyibutongdeshichicunbizhenzhengdeyongjuyaoxiaoleyihao。
buguojixiaohaiziyonggangganghao。
guowanleshengri，aidijiukaishidengzhehuogewozidejiaoshoushangmen。
wutianzhihou，yigechuanzheyishenheiyidanmianrongheshandenvjiaoshouchuxianzaileaidijiamenkou。
“nihao，haizi。”neiweinvshiziwojieshaodao，“woshimilewa·maige，shilaijieyinnidejiaoshou。”
shuxidesugelankouyinrangaidiyijiahenshijingxi。
maigejiaoshoutingzhezheiyijiazinongzhongdesugelankouyin，renbuzhuweizheigejijiangruxuedexiaowushierdanyou。
bijingsugelankouyinxuemofakeshiyouxiefeijinga。