第一章跳机救妻
“qindi，woduiniyijingsixin。dengbudaonijiusuanle，xianzaiwozhanzaitongtiandashadelouding，zhiyaotiaoxiaqu，jiuyilebaile，zaiyebuyongxiangnile。zhunixingfu。”
“qindi，wohaonanguoa，zhangshaolinneige**bipowotaishen，rangwojiajita，wobucong，tajinggandawo，wohaohaipa！”
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“laogong，wofaxianyounizaiderizi，shiguangruliushui，xingfurumitian，meinidepeiban，shenghuohaojianao，woxinhaolei！”
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qindidakaishouji，danchuyilianchuandeweixinxinxi。
diyitiaoshiyigexiaoshiqianfalaide。
“zhangshaolin，niruwoqi，wobishani！”
qindibaonu，yibawoduanlexiongnuwangdebozi。
cike，tamenzhengzaixiongnudiguodejinzhangwangtingnei，zhouweixueliupiaochu，duishirushan。
xiongnudiguo，cengjingshilongxiadiguobeijingdeweixie，rujin，jinzhangwangtingdedawang，beiqindinieduanlebozi。
tashirujinlongxiadiguobadazhanshenzhiyidezhuguozhanshen，tazaiguowaihaiyouyigegengxiangliangdeminghao“xueshourentu”。
wugeyueqian，xiongnudiguozaicizuoluan，qindidailingshiwanlongxiabing，shierchangaozhan，shiercidasheng，zuihousharuxiongnudiguodejinzhangwangting，qindiqinshoujieshulexiongnuwangdexingming。
zheigechuanchengleqianniandexiongnudiguozhongyufumie。
qindishuaidiaoshoulixiongnuwangdeshiti，shuangmutonghong，rutongxiuluoguidi。
zhanzhengshenglile，taquetingdaozheiyangyigeehao。
zicongwugeyueqian，qindilaidaobeijing，shoujiyizhiguanji，dazhanjinji，genbengubushangkanshouji。
“laopo，niqianwanbunengtiao，dengzhewo，wozheijiuhuiquzhaoni。”
“congjinwanghou，zaiyebulikainibanbu，bulibuqi，shengsixiangyi。”
qindifawanweixin，handao：“xiaoshan，xiaoyingzhanji，kuai。”
“是，帝帅。”
xiaoyingzhanjishifeixingsuduzuikuaidechaoyinsuzhanji，feisuxianghaizhoufeiqu。
“加速，加速！”
laopomingxuanyixian，taxinjirufen。
“dishuai，zaijiasukejiuweixianle，ninshidiguozhushi，bunengxianyuxianjing。”
“滚开，我来开。”
qindibaxiaoshanzhuaidaoyibian，zijiqinzijiashixiaoyingzhanji。
shisubiaokaishifengkuangbiaosheng。
两千九！
三千三！
tianna，zheishixiaoyingzhanjidejixian，ruguotupo，zhanjibihui！
“dishuai，zheitaiwei......”
“少特么废话！”
qindixinlijiaoji：“laopo，dengwo，yidingyaodengwo！”
wunianqian，beijingliuguozuoluan，fanxiataotiandazui，qindilinweishouming，qinlvershiwandajunzhengfa，tudishushiwan，miewuguo。jincunzuidadexiongnuguosesefadou，buliaowaimeifayancheng，xueshourentu，tulurenming，shijiegongdi，rubutingshou，jianglianheshiguotaohuigongdao。
poyuguojiyali，yeweilebujilongxiadiguoweinan，qindituiyin，yinjuzaihaizhouguoqingxianrizi，tongshiyeyangshangxiuzheng，xianlaiwushi，jiuqusongsongwaimai。
yicisongwaimaituzhongjiushangfufaeryundao，beizhouzimeisuojiu，lianggerenjiaowangshenhuan，houlaisidingzhongshen，jieweifufu。
zhouzimeijiarendezhizheigexiaoxi，suoyourendoubutongyi，quantalihun，danzhouzimeibuyuanyi。
jiehunsannian，qindiduizhouzimeijihao，danshi，tayeyizhizaizhoujiadexiurumanmazhongduguo。
wugeyueqian，xiongnuwangzaicizuoluan，tabeidiguoqiyong，lvjunshiwanbeishangzhengfa。
tabuganxiedai，chenzhezhangmuniangmanmaxiuru，talikaizhoujia，benfuqianxian。
zhishimeiyouxiangdao，duanduanwugeyueshijian，zijidelaopojingranbeibierenbidaotiaolouxunsidedibu。
“zhangshaolin，wobishani！”
yigeduoxiaoshi，xiaoyingzhanjiyijingfeiruhaizhoujingnei。
tongtiandashadingshang，shencailinglong，tianziguosedezhouzimeizhanzaibianyanshang，dafengchuilai，yaoyaoyuzhui。
“meier，nikebuyaozuoshashiera，kuaihuimamazheililai！”
“baobeinver，rensilejiushenmedoumeiyoule，ganjinxialai！”
bamakukuxiangquan，leiyanposuo。
“bama，nimenbuyaozaiquanwole，qinditabuyaowole，yeyebiwojiajizhangshaolinneigechouliumang，zhangshaolinmingzhidaowobuxihuanta，tahaidawo，mawo，shenzhibazanjiadegongsiyegaokuale。”
“bama，huozhetaibiequle，weiyouyisi，rangwojietuo。”
“jie，woquqiuzhangshaolin，tayaobufangguoni，wojiunongsita！”
didizhouzijieyaozheya，henhendishuodao。
“didi，zanmenganbuguotade，nibiequ，wanyiniyougesanzhangliangduan，zanbamasheilaiyanglaoa！”
zhouzijiebuting，congcongliqu。
cishi，tiankongzhongdexiaoyingzhanjiganghaofeiguotongtiandasha，qindikandaoleloudingdejigemayixiaoderenying。
“pojiang！”qindiminglingdao。
“dishuai，zheilibunengjiangluo，jichangyijingbuyuanle。”
“迫降！”
zhanjiyigezhuanshen，xiangxiazhifei。
louding，yigebaoandeduijiangjixiangle：“zhouzimei，nitemeyaotiaojiutiao，yanyichangtiaoloudeximajiuxiangrangwofangguoni？wogaosuni，meimen，chufeinishiyitanrouni！hahaha......”
zhouzimeibeizhangshaolindehuazaicicishang，taxinyisi，yicayanlei，shuodao：“biele，bama。biele，laogong！”
一头栽了下去。
“女儿！”
“啊，老婆！”
qindiyishengsihou，zhanjicongdiguodashapangbianfeiguo，tachediaoshenshangdezhuangbei，congjicangtiaolechuqu！