第六章送田庄
什么叫狗血？
bianshitashenyuyanxianzaidebengkuixinqing。
dui，meicuo。shishen“yu”yan，erfeishen“yu“yan。
fangcaishensuzhusongtahuifangzhongshoushiyiwu，turanyoudaliangjiyiyongjintanaohaili，yuanlaitashizhendechuanyuele！
yuanzhumingzijingyutamingzizhichayizi，mingjiaoshenyuyan。
xiaohuanenglijiqiangdeshenyuyanzhihualebanfenzhongbianjieshoulezheigeshishi——zuoyouyijinglailezheigemomingqimiaodedifang，bujieshoutayeshidabuguoshenfuzheixieqiangzhuangruniudefurenna。
weiyihouhuideshi，tazaibuzhiqingdeqingkuangxiadaleneixiaoxinyanyazibibaodegouguan。
aiyou，zaozhidaoneigouguanshitadediedi，tajiugaihuadianxinsibajiebajieta。
qixianshensuzhurangrentitasongbangshi，tayiweineigegouguanshidafacibeiyaofangleta，yuanlaiquezhishitingxinneiedumunvzuhuyou，yaojiangtashenyuyansaodichumen，gandaotianzhuangshangqu。
shuodehaoting，shirangtaquyangbing。shijishangshisongquziyoushengzhang，tingtianyouming，huazhongdianlaile，zishengzimie......
zheixierenjuranlaizhende！yaobushisuzhuqiuqing，yangleneigouguanlianminziji，yunxushoushiyixieyiwudaiguoqu，takongpayaokongshouqutianzhuangshang“linbaoruzhu”le。
tanleyikouqi，yuanzhudeguifangsuida，quekongluoluode。buxiaoshuojinyinshoushi，bianshichuangruyifuyewujitao，tanengshoushidianshawujiandaizouni？
yuanzhushenshiweishikelian，bitadeqianshigengqiwandongren。tashenyuyansuiziyoumeilefumu，keershushizhenxinshiyiduitahaode。zicongshouyangtazhihoukonghoushenshenqifuta，yingshengshengdengtanianledaxuezhihoucaiquleyigeerhundaihaizidenvren——chenyanmei。suishuochenyanmeiweirenbuzadi，ketabijingchengnianle，huiqucishuyeshao，yingxiangjihukeyihulvebuji。
eryuanzhudemuqinshishenfendijiandeqingguannvzi，shengxiashenyuyanzhihoubianbeigandaoligouguan，pei，shigounanrenshenshilangzuiyuandeyuanzilizhuxia，pingriliqueyishaoshi，yebuxuchuyuanzimen。
yuanzhucongxiaoyizhibeirenqifu，zhidaoyouyitianbeituixiashui，shoujingguodugaorebutui，erhoubianyouxiechichishasha，congcigengshibeiluodaoxianqidaobunengzaixianqidetiandile。
zhiyutaweihexilihutuchuanyueguolai，tazigeeryeshixiangbumingbai。
zhishi，weihebierenchuanyuexiangjinronghuafugui。tabujinmeiyoujinshouzhi，shenshiqikuyejiusuanle，geyingrendeshi，neiedumunvzujurangentourendeershenhetangjiezhangdeyimoyiyang，bingqiehaigentaniangqinjitayouqianglaogongqiangdiediqiangyinzizhichoubugongdaitian。
shenyuyanhenxiangwenwenlaotianye，zheipanta，shiyaozenmegetuifa？
aitanguiaitan，dangwuzhijishiyaobanengdaizoudedongxidoudaishang，shengdebaibaibianyilejiang，apei，shenqingqing。
shenyuyanquleyichuangjudadejiubeitao，bafangjianliheshuidechahuchabei，puzhuozidezhuobu，shuzhuangtaishangjinyoudeyimiantongjing，chuangtaixiayichilaigaodechahuayongcipingdengdengtongtongzhuanglejinqu，zuihoujianhaiyoukongyu，gancuibazhentouyesaijinqule。
fangzhongdemamazuibaqiaodelaogao，lianseyinchensiyaodichushuilai，zuoyige“aiyo，zheishirulezhangdedongxi，niandibianyaohaidaokufangqu。”youyiju:“aiyo，neishishenfurenpeijiaguolaidehuaping，jiaodaxiaojiesonghualaishiyibingdailaile，wohaimeilaidejisongqu。”
aiyou，nizhibuzhidaonizheiyanghenqianzou？
shenyuyanmileyankanlaomama:“zuoyougou......diedieshidayinglewodaiyixiechenshouwujianquzhuangzi，zheixiedongxiqishiwodouqiaobushang，budaiyeba。wodudushebudeni......zheiyiqutianzhuangyoukenengcishengdouhuibuleshenfu，haodaiwoshijialidesanxiaojie，qiudiedieshanggeendianyinggaihaishinengchengdeba。”
huayinweiluo，neietoushenlelenghandemamaqiangyanxiaodao:“shile，sanxiaojie。zhuangzilibubijiali，zongshimeineimetuodang。laonuzaiquchufangkankanhaiyoumeiyousanxiaojienengshishangdechenshouwujian......”
yanba，jiaodimoyouliuzhidaji，zhidaoshenyuyanlikaishiyemeizaichuxianle。