第三章白白占的俸禄
wohewoyemanggenzhecunzhangquletajia,zheishihoulifeizhengtangzaichuangshang,yanjingdingzhetianhuaban,zhilenglengde,hantayemeifanying。woyeshenshouyimo,haizideshenzidoulianglebanjiele。
tadajingdao:“buhao,ganjinquzhuyiwannuomizhoulai!”
cunzhangqulechufang,woyeyoujiaowobangmangbalifeifuqilai,zheishihouwoyilatashoubei,caikanjiantadezhengtiaoshoubeidoushiheide,zhongzhangde。
gangcaihetaqujianhuangheniangniangdeshihou,heidiaodecaishizhongzhi,zheicaijigexiaoshiajiumanyandaoleshoubei,cikezhengyirouyankejiandesudubianbuquanshen,yaobuletianliang,lifeizhenggerendouhuibianchengheisede。
“ye,ta、tazheishizenmela?”wojingkongbuyi,liansangyindeyindiaodoubianle。
woyekanlewoyiyan,wendao:“nimendouzuoleshenme,shihuashishuo!”
“wo......mei、meizuoshenmeya!”yepingshiguanwohenyan,zheishihoulianseyibian,wogengshihedebuganshuohuale。
tanudao:“rendoukuaisile,nihaibushuoshihua?shixiangkanzhetasima?”
woyiting,yehehuaile,mangbalifeizhaowo,jiwosongchide,hedaiwoqujianhuangheniangniangdeshishuole。woyeyiting,lianseyoushiyibian,damadao,xiaotuzaizi,wohenishuoguoduoshaocile,dabanyebuyaoluanpao,nijiushibuting?
tasuiranshifenshengqi,danyemeishijianzheishihoujiaoxunwo。
zheishihoucunzhangduanlaileyiwangangzhuhaodenuomizhou,woyeerhuabushuo,baikailifeidezuijiuwangxiaguan。zheikeshigangchuguodea,guntangguntangde,qiguaideshiguanjinlifeizuili,taxiangshimeiyouganjueside。
yizhengwanguanwan,lifeideyanzhuzihurandongleyixia,hulayisheng,zhuanshenjiukaishituqilai。wojiantatuchulaidedongxidoushiheiqiqide,maozheheiqi,youchouyouexin。
woweiliyizhenfangun,yexianggenzhetu,kechidedongxiyijingtudechabuduole,zheishihouyetubuchulai,nanshoulehaoyihuierzheigujingercaiguoqu。
“tazheishichileshenmedongxiya?”cunzhangzhoulezhoumeitou,wendao。
woyetanqidao:“guidedongxiyeganchi,zhenshibuyaomingle!”
woyitingjiuzhale,shenmeguidedongxi?nandaolifeijiwodaidehaochide,bushirenchide?nanguaiwochileyeneimenanshou,keshi,yebuduia,wozenmechulenanshouheoutuzhiwai,bingmeiyouqitazhengzhuang?
lifeioutuwanlezhihourenyehuanguoyidian,nengshuohuale。woyewenta,zheijitianjiujingfashengleshenmeshi?ruguohaixiangyaomingdehua,jiuyiwuyishiquanshuole。
lifeidao:“wo、wojiushi......congneiqingtongguancailijianleyimeijiezhi,meiyoujiaochuqu!”
woyedao:“shenmeyangdejiezhi?”
lifeicongkoudailitaochulai,shuodao:“wodaizhezheijiezhiqucunkou,jiunengnadaohaoduohaochidedongxi。”
woyekanjianzheimeijiezhiqidezhiduojiao:“shenmedongxiniyeganjian,zheishihuangheniangniangdepeizangpin,nidaizheta,chidaodeneixiedongxidoushijihuangheniangniangdegongpinni!”
wozheicaizhidaowohelifeichilexieshenme!womenzheibianyougongfenghuangheniangniangdexiguan,meidaonianjie,gejiagehudouhuizhunbeifengshengdejiucaixiaojinghuangheniangniang。
lifeidaizhehuangheniangniangdejiezhi,ziranjiuxiangshoulehuangheniangniangdefenglu。buguo,huangheniangniangdaodibushihuoren,tadedongxiyinqijizhong,huorenchilenalihaiyouminga。
danyeqiguai,weishenmewojiumeiyoudawenti?
wosuiranhaoqi,kezheizhongqingkuangxiayebuganduowen,jiuzhinengtingzhewoyehecunzhangtaolun,jiexialaigaizenmeban。
woyexinqingjicha,zhizhecunzhangmadao:“nizhenshilaohutule,wochuquzheijitian,cunzilifashenglezheimedadeshi,neihuanghelilaoshanglaideqingtongguancai,zenmejiubeidakaile,dongxiqiangzoule,guancaiyebeilazou,nizhibuzhidaoneishishenmedongxia?”
cunzhanglengzhu:“wo、wonalirendeneishishenme?”
woyechuixiongdunzudao:“neikeshijihuangheniangniangdepeizangwu,zheimexienianzanmenzheilitaipingwushi,haibuduokuilehuangheniangniangbaoyou?nimendaohao,guafenletadepeizang,zheixiadezuilehuangheniangniang,zanmenhaiyouhaoma?”
cunzhangyehemengle,kanzhewoyewendao:“nei,neizheikezenmeban?”
woyebingbushiweiyansongting,tazheilaotoubenshijida,fengshuiyishidongdehenduo,cunlidehongbaixishidouhuixianzhaotakanguo。erqie,tahaishenshenmimi,meigeyiduanshijiandouhuilikaijia,yizoujiushixiaobangeyue,meirenzhidaotadexingzong。
woyetanqidao:“zheicihuangheniangniangdongledanu,woyemeiyoubanfa。weiyinenghuanjietanuqidejiushinengbaguancailahuilai,peizangpinyuanfengbudongdehaihuiqu,huoxuhuangheniangnianghainengyuanliangzanmen!”
cunzhangyaotoudao:“zheibukeneng,guancaishishangtoulazoude,zenmekenenglahuilai?haiyouneixiepeizangpin,youmeijishu,yaoshiyourensizangle,zenmekenengjiaotajiaochulai?”
yedao:“heng,sizangleneijiudengsiba,yuhuangdadilaileyenanjiu。”
zheishihoucunzhangsihuxiangqileshenme,kanzhewohelifei,yanshenbihui,danxiangleyixiahaishicoujinwoyedeerbian,dishengwenleyijuhua。
“laoliujiadeneiguinv......”
“nikebizuiba!”woyeyounule,cunzhangganjinkanleyixiawo,bianbuganduoshuoshenmele。
wojuedewoyehecunzhangkendingzhidaodianshenmemimi,guanyuliuabaode。zheiliuabaoyezhenshisidexiqiao,liqishizong,chennihedizenmelaodoulaobudao,neiqingtongguancaiyichuxian,tajiuzidongfushanglaile。
erqieguiyideshidouzheimeduotianle,tadeshitiyidiandoumeiyoupaolanle,wanhaodehegangsiqudeshihouyiyang。
zhidaoxianzairenmenyebuzhidaoliuabaoshizenmeside,tadesi,sihuchengleyigemian!
daozuihouneiqingtongguancaiyemeinenglahuilai,zhiyuhongqiangdepeizangpin,youyibufenbeifangdaodifangbowuguan,haiyouyibufenxialuobumingwai,woyeweiyinadaodejiushineimeijiezhile。
tajiangjiezhigonggongjingjingdegongfengdaolewumingpaiweiqian,meiridoucashi,sanguijiukou,shifenjinxin。
daohoulai,woyeshuodedazainanyemeiyoulai,cunliyemeiyourenyinweizheijianshishoudaoqianlian,dajiadoujuedewoyedehuabukexin,jianjiandi,zheijianshiyejiubeirenmendanwangle。
houlaiwodaxuebiye,cunzilichulegengduodedaxuesheng,youlewenhuahourenmenyeburuyiqianmixin,neixieshenshenguaiguaide,jiugengbuzhideyitile。
zheishihouhenshaoyourenzaitijihuanghedawanghehuangheniangniangle,ouertanlun,yedoushidangzuoshenhuagushiyuleyixia,meirenrenzhen。zhiyouwoye,nianjiyidaba,meirigongzhejibeiguizaiwumingpaiweiqian,riridaonian,xianggezuiren。