第二章 纳尼?系统出现错误?

yezhentazaiyuncengshang,kansirouruandeyundaoyerudimianyiyangtashipingzheng。tasichuwangqu,baimangmangyipianzhenganjing。

zheilishinalini?kanyangzihaoxiangshitiankongzhizhong,yuncengzhishanga。

buhuishitiantangba?yezhenxinlianxiang,tiantanghuishiyigerendoumeiyoudeyangzima?baimangmangyipianzhendandiao。

“wei,yourenma?”yezhenshitandehandao。

半天没有回应。

“yourenma?youmeiyourena?”yezhenyouxieyumen,tadahaoderenshengjiuzheimejieshuleme?congcijiuyaozaizheikongdangdanglengqingqingdedifangdaizheleme?

jiusuanzheilishitiantang,youyoushenmeyisini?

tadenvzhujiao,tadegaofushuai,taderenshengdianfenga!

“daodiyoumeiyourena?shangdinizaibuzaia?”yizhiwurenhuiying,yezhenyouxieqijibaihuai,“zheilidaodishinalia?”

……

haishimeiyourenhuida,yezhenwunaidesongsongjian。zheishi,tayinyuetingdaolianggecanglaodeshengyinzaishuohua。

“怎么还不上来?”

“shizheigeshichenba?buhuishinilaohutule,jicuoleba?”

“nicailaohutuleni,xitongtishijiushizheigeshichena。”

“qiguai,bangerenyingyemeiyouni。”

yezhenxunzheshengyinyiluwangqianzou,zouleyihuier,biankanjianlianggechuanbaiseguzhuangzhangpaoderencouzaiyiqi,couzaiyiqideliangkenaodaishangtongyangshengzhejiebaidezhangfa。taerrenyibianbuzhuwangxiamianzhangwang,yibianjijigugudeshuohua。

“zheigeyezhenzenmehaimeiyoulaia。”qizhongyigecanglaodeshengyinshuodao。

yezhenshenchushou,zaitajianbangshangqingqingpaileyixia,wendao:“qingwenliangweilaorenjia,nimenshizaishuowoma?”

“a……”beipaidaoderenjingjiaoyisheng,zhuanguoshenlai,yifushoujingguodudepaizhezijidexiongkou。

“haoduanduandenijiaohanshenmeni?”lingyigerenmanyouyoudeyezhuanguoshenlai。

yuanlaishiliangweihefatongyan,shenzheguzhuangdelaorenjia。

“qingwennimenganggangshuodeyezhen,shizaishuowoma?”yezhenwendao。

“nishiyezhen?”yiweilaorenweizheyezhenzhuanleyiquan,shangshangxiaxiadedaliangzhe。

“duia,woshiyezhen。”yezhendunledun,wendao:“qingwenerwei,zheilishinalini?nimenyoushisheia?”

“nizhendeshiyezhen?”bingbulihuiyezhendewenti,lingyiweilaorenyihuodewendao:“rujiabaohuan?”

“wodangranshiyezhenle,xingbugengmingzuobugaixing。”

liangweihefatongyandelaorenhuxiangduishileyiyan,qizhongyigeshuodao:“nizenmecongwomenshenhouzouguolai?”

lingyigeshuodao:“nizenmechuanzheigeyangzideyifua?”

“youshenmebuduima?woyinggaicongnalizouguolai?yinggaichuanshenmeyangzideyifuni?”yezhenjuedemomingqimiao,zijimomingqimiaodedaolezheigedifang,pengdaolelianggemomingqimiaodeguzhuanglaoren,bingqietamenhaishuozheyixiemomingqimiaodehua。

“niyinggaicongwomenmianqianzouguolaicaidui。”

“niyinggaichuanzhedazhouchaodeyifucaidui。”

“dazhouchao?neiyoushishenmedifang。”yezhenjuedegengjiamomingqimiaole。

“nibuzhidaodazhouchao?”qizhongyigelaorenxiangshitingdaoleshenmehaoxiaodexiaohuaxiaohahadeduilingyigelaorenshuo:“meitingshuoyezhenshigeaikaiwanxiaoderenya,tajingranshuotabuzhidaodazhouchao。”

yezhenyouxiezheji,zheilidaodishishenmedifangni?tamenerweidaodishisheini?

“xianbuguanwozhibuzhidaodazhouchao,ninnengxiangaosuwozheilishinali?ninerweiyoushishei?weishenmewohuimomingqimiaodedaolezheili?”yezhenyikouqishuochulezijideyihuo。

“zheilishixuwushijie,jiushinimenrenleishuodetiangonghuozheshidiyu。woerweinishigenguyilaizhangguanzherenleishengsimingyundeshenxian,nimenyixiangguanwomenjiaoyanwang。nizhisuoyilaidaozheilini,shiyinweiniyangshouyijin,sile。”

yuanlaizijizhendesile。yezhenshangxindexiangdao,zaizijizuixingfukuailedeshihousidiao,zhenshiyijianbeiaideshiqing。

“yuanlaiwozhendesile。”yezhennanguodeshuodao。

“shengsiyouming,fuguizaitian。niyebietainanguole。”qizhongyiweilaorenquandao,“zhishi,nizenmehuichuanzheyijianyangzhuanglifuni?niyinggaichuandazhouchaoderuquncaiduia。”

“shenmedazhouchao?neidaodishishenmedifanga?”yezhenyihuodewendao。

“nishidazhouchaodehuanghouei,nijingranbuzhidaodazhouchao?”lianggelaorenshenxianshifendejingya。

“woshidazhouchaodehuanghou?”yezhenbitamenerrenhaiyaojingya,“nimengaocuoleba?wobushishenmehuanghoua。”

“nibushiyezhenma?yezhenjiushidazhouchaodehuanghoua。”

“woshijinmeihuajiangzuijianvzhujiaoyezhen,woshilaizizhongguodeyezhen,xiandaishehuilenayoushenmehuanghoua,youbushizaipaiguzhuangju。”yezhenjieshidao。

mengranjiantaxiangdao,buhuishizheilianggelaoshenxiannongcuoleba?

tamendengderenshidazhouchaodeneigehuanghou,bingbushita?

shouzhongzhengqinsilede,yeshineigehuanghou,bingbushita?

“nimengaocuoleba!”yezhendeshengyinlitouluzhexinxi,“zhenzhengsiqudeyinggaishidazhouchaodehuanghouyezhen,erbushiwoyezhen。”

“zenmehuigaocuoni?”erweihefatongyandelaorentingleyezhendehua,dunshihuangluanqilai,“qianbainianlaiwomenconglaimeiyougaocuoguo,zheizhongshiqinggaocuoleshiyaochudashiqingde。”

“huibuhuishizuijinxinhuandeneigexitongchuxianguzhangle?”lingyigelaorenshuodao,“niganjinbaneigeshenmepingbandiannaonachulaikankan。”

zhijianlingyigelaorennachulaiyitaipingbandiannao,shouzhitoubutingdezaipingmushangchumo,yihuiertinglexialai,kusangzhelianshuodao:“zhendeshixitongchuxiancuowule。zhenzhengdedazhouchaohuanghouyezhenhaiwanhaowusundehuozhe。”

“jiranshinongcuole,neimejiumafanerweishenxianzaibawosonghuiquba。”yezhenmanlianduixiaodeshuodao。

“zheige,pashiyijingbukenengle。”

neilaorenshuozhe,shenshouzaixukongzhongyihui,kongzhonglimachuxianleyimuhuamian。

zhijiandongfangmuchengenyigenvhaieryitongxieshouzhanlizaiyikuaimubeiqian,neimubeishangdezhaopianshiyezhengaoguimeiliderongmao。

huamianhuangdonglejixia,xiaoshizailecengcengbaiyunjian。

“zenmehuishi?woyijinghuohuale?tangzaimudilile?”yezhenzhuakuangdewendao,“bukeneng,zenmehuizheimekuai?wocaishuaijinchitangde,caisiwangde?”

“renshijiandeshijiangenzheilideshijianbingbuyiyang。nilaizheilizheimeyihuiershijian,renjiandagaiyijingguoleyinianle。”hefatongyandelaorenqiazheshouzhitou,suanzheshijiandezhuanhuan。

nani,xitongchuxiancuowu,jiunengrangtabaibaidesidiaoma?tadeqiantu,tadeaiqing,yiqiedouhuaweipaoyingle。

yezhenyouxiejidong,zhuazheyiweilaorendashengdejiaodao:“buxing,wodenvzhujiao,wodegaofushuai,nidepeiwo。”

“nixianlengjinglengjing。rensirudengmie,genghekuangniyekanjianle,nineiweihunfuyijingyoubierenpeizaishenbianle,nigaianxinle。

tingdaozheili,yezhengengjiabeifenle。ruguobushinimennongcuole,wohuimomingqimiaodesiwang?ruguobushinimennongcuole,dongfangmuchenhuiquzhaobiedenvhaier?

“nimenpeiwo,nimenpeiwo。”yezhenbeifendezhuazheyigehefatongyandelaoren,shijingdeyaohuangzhe,zhiyaodeneilaorenjuedezijideshenzigudouyaosanjiale。

“haole,haole。womenpeini。”lingyigelaorenshangqianlakaiyezhen,shuodao。

“怎么赔?”

“chulezheiyangdecuowu,parenjianjieyehuichuxianshenmebiangu。yaozhidaozheishijiandeshi,shihuanhuanxiangkoude,bengaixiaoshidelinghunquehaitingliuzaidazhouchao,pashibumiao。”tachenyinyihuier,youshuodao:“weijinzhiji,zhiyoujiangneidazhouhuanghouyezhendelinghundaidaozheililai,zaijiangnisongdaoneidazhouhuanghoushentili。nideshentiyijinghuile,yaoxiangzhongsheng,zhinengdaizaidazhouhuanghouyezhendeshentilile。”

zhongsheng?daodazhouchaoqu?zheibujiushichuanyuema?

yezhenzhengxiangdayingni,youxiangqineigedazhouhuanghoudouyaoshouzhongzhengqinle,buhuishigelaotaitaiba?takebuyuanyiyichuanyueguoqu,guojinianlaonianrenderizi,jiuyoulaizheilibaodao。

“neidazhouhuanghouduodanianjile?”yezhenxianqidewendao。

“rujinbuguocai18sui,haishihuaeryiyangdenianji。”laorenxiaomimidehuida。

jianyezhenyouxieyouyu,neilaorenquandao:“zheiyezhenhuanghoushengshixianhe,naishidazhouchaohuguogongyeliangdesunnv,chushenzhongmingdingshizhijia,shengdegenniyiyangjimei,rujinyoushimuyitianxiadehuanghouniangniang,huangdiyuankeneixiaoziyeshinandedekuangshimingjun。nizhongshengzaitashentili,yidianerbukuia。”

“neidazhouchaoshinagechaodaini?wozenmeconglaimeiyoutingshuoguo?”yezhenhaishiyouxieyouyu,zhendeyouxiangzheigelaoshenxianshuodeyiyanghaoma?jiashixianhedehuanghou?

“dazhouchaobingbushinisuoshuzhidelichaolidaizhongdenayigechaodai,tagennisuozaideshijiepingxingcunzai。gennisuozaideshijieyiyang,zhengshifojiasuoshuodedaqianshijiezhongdeyigeshijie。”qizhongyigelaoshenxianjieshidao。

chuanyuedaopingxingshijiequzuohuanghou?yezhenzaixinlipansuanzhezijidaodiyoumeiyoukuile。

liangweilaoshenxianzaitashenbianlunfanquanshuo。

“nikan,nigenneihuanghoutongming,doujiaoyezhen,zhangxiangyedoushihuaeryibandemeimao。zheikeshinandedeyuanfena!”

“neihuanghouchushengaogui,zhongmingdingshizhijia,kebushiyijiegunvnengbideshangde。”

“dazhouhuangdiyuanke,keshinanxundekuangshimingjun,zhangdeyoupoweijunqiao,baideyigeruyilangjun,zenmeyebukuiba?”

“huanghouye,muyitianxia。yongnimenneigeshijiedehualaishuo,keshiyigeguojiadediyifurenni,zuijianvzhujiaonengbideshangma?”

liangweilaoshenxianniyiyanwoyiyudequanshuozhe,yezhentingzaierduoli,xinlinanmianyouxiechunchunyudong。

queshiruci,tingqilaizijibingmeiyoukuile,haibaibainianqinglehaojisuini!

genghekuang,yanxiadeqingkuang,zijiruguobutongyichuanyuedaodazhouchaozhongsheng,zhipajiuzhiyoujieshouzijiyijingsiwangdexianshile。

“haoba,jiuannimenshuodeban!”