第1章
“zhixue！buyaosi！nimenfangkaita，fangkaita，benhuangziminglingnimenfangkaita！
a，woyaoshalenimen，shalenimen！”
“he，huangzi？nixianzaiyijinglunweijiexiaqiule，haihuangzi，nihaishixianxiangxiangzijinengbunenghuoba！hahaha”
“gejige，nimenkebiebarennongsile，zanmenhaorongyiyasongyigeshangmianteyijiaodairenyouwomensuiyichuzhidemeirener，nimenkedezhenxizhedianer！”
zheirenshuozhe，taijiaojiuhenhentizaileneishaoniandeduzishang，tengdeshaonianmenhengyisheng，zhishishaoniandeyanjingyijiusisidingzhezhaozhixueneibian，zhengzhazhehanrangtamengunkai。
shuxideqilisihansheng，rangzhaozhixuehuansandeyanshenmanmanjuleqilai。
wenshengkanqu，zhaozhixuehuanghuzhijiankandaoneibingjiaoshaonian，cikezhengyilianzhengningdebeirenanzaidishang，muciyuliedezhengzhazhexiangyaochongguolaijiuta。
buyuanchujiushineiweijiutaersidefuqinmuqindeshiti。
wushishentishanglingrenexindeganjue，zhaozhixuemumuzhuantou，dingdingkanzhedongkou。
guoran，dongkouyouledongjing，neipizhehuqiudeshaonvtizhedenglongyoulaile，zheishitacongqianjianguoyimiandemofujiaqianjinmoqingli，zhijiantaxianqidekanyiyanshandongzhongdeqingkuang，lengshengshuodao，“gunchuqu！”
jiechatingdaozheishengyin，dongzuoxianshiyidun，henkuaisankai，qiaowushengxidezouqushandongwaimian。
shaonianyebeirenfangkai，zaibeifangkaideyishunjian，sanliangbupaodaozhaozhixueshenbian，tuoxiashenshangdanbodeqiuyi，bayijingtiwuwanfudezhaozhixuebaoguozhu，suijiyoubarenbaojinhuaili，danshoushangbuganyongli，shengpabarenshangzhele。
moqinglikanzheshaoniandedongzuo，qingxiaoyishengshuodao，“wuhuangzi，meixiangdaonidaoshikouweiqite，jingranhuiduiyigeshazidongxinle！”
wuhuangziwenyantaitou，sisidingzhemoqinglimuciyulie，shayazheshengyinzhiwendao，“moqingliniweishenmeyaozheimeduita，tazhibuguoshigeshazi！
nijieyongletadeshenfenxiangshouleshijinianderonghuafugui，yichaoluonancaibatasonglaidingtiniliufang，weishenmehaiyaorangjiechazheimeduita？
haiyoumojia，niweishenmeyaorangrenxianhaitamen？bushitamen，naliyouxianzaideni？”
zhaozhixueyedingdingdekanzheyanqiandeshaonv，tayexiangzhidao，tadaodizuoleshenmerangzhijianguoyimiandemoqingliduitazheimedadediyi！
moqinglitingdaozheiwenti，fengmobanxiaoleqilai，“hahaha，weishenme？zheigewentiwendehao！
hahaha，wojiushiyaoshaleta！shalemojiasuoyouren！
wocongxiaojiuzhidaowobushimojiazhenqianjin，wonulitaohaomojiasuoyouren，xiangrangtamenwangletamendenver，keshitamenni？
tamentaitanxinle，yibianxiangshouzhewoduitamendehao，andilihaibujianduandequzhaotamendeqinshengnver！tamengaisi！
还有这**！
tasuiranbeihuanqulexiangxia，zhaojiasuoyourenhaishixihuanta，jiusuanworangrenbatadushale，duchoule，zhaojiarenhaishibatadangchengbao，napajialiyouyigejidan，neiyeshitade！
tayigeshazipingshenmededaozhaojiahemojiadeai？neixieaidouyinggaishiwode！wode！zhaodayatagaisi！”
moqinglishuowan，kanzhemianqianwanquanbeitacaizaijiaoxiadeliangren，changkuangdexiaoleqilai，deyidekanzhezhaozhixue，wenwuhuangzi，“haha，wuhuangzinibuzhidaoba，tazaixiangxiadeshihou，keshiyigepifuyouheidechouyatou，niyidingshiyaowentaweishenmehuibianchengxianzaizheiyangmaoruoluoshen，furuoningzhideba！
haha，zheinikeyaoganxiewo，shiwojitachilelinshenyidejiedudan，cairangtaxianxianchuleyuanyoudeyangzi！hahaha，tazheiyishenhaopinangkezhenshibianyileneixiechoubaguaile！hahaha”