jideneishisanqianduonianqiandeshiqing，huoxugengyuan，liuhuazaoshenbianzhirenbeipan，dangshidetabuguoshidujieqianqi，suiranyeshihanjiandexiuzhendaneng，danshixuancangdalurengjiuyouyibaderennengniesita，liuhuashenhuaiyibaobeizhuideqiongtumolu，shenfuzhongshang，jiuzaitayiweijijiangyunluo，ceshentiaoruyigeshikudeshihou，yigulaiziyushanggushiqideqiangdaqixibaoguozhuta，liuhuadangjiyunleguoqu，dengtazaixinglai，zhuishataderenquansile，jiusizaidongkou，yizhaobiming，erzijishenshangdeshangyijinghaodeqiqibaba。
neishiliuhuazaiyiciqieshenganjuedao“qiangda”erzijiujingdaibiaozheshenme，tabeiyigerenjiule，keneigerensihuzaojiusile，dongkuliliuxiadebuguoshitadeyimoshenshi，liuhuadangshizuozaidishang，hanjiandeshishen。
tazaiyunguoquzhiqiankandaoguoneigerendeyangzi，heifaheimou，neishuangmouzisishichengzailewanzaicangliang，yisibodongyemeiyou。
zineiyihou，liuhuadefeishengsudujianzhinitian，ertabianxunguji，soubianxuancangdaludemeiyigejiaoluo，douzhaobudaoneigerendeyidiandianshenying，zheidaozhiliuhuazaizhihouyouduanshijianli，huaiyineizhanglianbuguoshizijizuodeyigemeng。
kexianzaimengzhongderenjiuzhanzaiyanqian，yiyangdeheifaheimou，suirantoufabuzaijiyaoershishifenganlian，danshiduiyuzaojiujienazheigeshijiewenhuadeliuhuaeryanyeshijunmeibiren，liuhuashixiuzhenzhiren，wanwanniandeshiguangjianguowushujuesemeiren，nannvjieyou，danrengjuedeyanqianzhirenzuishihaokan。
xushitademuguangguoyuchire，fanxiaoyouxiebuziran，weiweicumei：“nizaikanshenme？”
liuhuashihuashishuo：“kanni。”
fanxiaomeilebiaoqing，zaojiutingshuozheirenzaizhuiqiufuxingshidadanfangsi，jinriyijianguoranmingbuxuchuan。
“woshifanxiao。”talaguoyipangdedengzizuoxia，shengyindichendongren，xiuzhangdeshouzhicongyibeishanghuaguo，daizheyigunanyiyanshuodejinguiyouya。
liuhuadiantou，tazhidao，muqianjiuguolianmengdezhuwaiyuanshuai，shouzhongbingliduodaliushiwan。
liuhuacongshanruliu：“fanshuaihao。”
“ng。”fanxiaogongshigongbandekouwen：“nishuonitingdedongchongshoudeyuyan，wowenni，shirenhechongshouyudoutingdedongma？”
liuhuajuedezheirenbukuishitadefuxing，huangeshijieyeshishenzhugong，fanxiaozheimewenjiushixiangxinleliuhuadehua，xianzaishizaiqueren，liuhuadeyinengjiujingyouduoqiangda。
强大个屁。
liuhuagenbentingbudongchongshoudehua，tazhiqiannenghunongzhongrenshiyinweitayoushenhun，jiangneigepeishenyuankanlegetongtou，dangran，tayemeiyuanwangneiren，shizhendexiao。
erzhisuoyinengjingzhunshuochuxianqianzuozhanqingbaoyouwenti，wanquanshijiezhuleliuhua·sitaofendejiyi。
liuhuadihaodaihuolewannian，dongcharenxin，yiyankanchuanbiduansuozaiduitalaishuogenbenbushinanshi。
“meineimelihai。”liuhuajiedao，tabudongshengseguanchazhefanxiao，jianduifangbaiyiheiku，tazheyishuangheitongzhangxue，youshousuiyidazaiyibeidefushoushang，bianshishuobuchudeyazhi，dunshixinxiafayang，manzuipaohuoche：“youzhenduixing，neitianbijiaohunluan，zhiyushinazhongchongshoushuodewoyewangle。”
huashuoyibancaiyoukexindu，shiwujuedui。
“ng。”fanxiaodedaolexiangyaodedaan，qishenjiuyaozou。
liuhuaquehudetongkongzhousuo，dingzhefanxiaodexigaiweizhi，wendao：“nituizenmele？”