第1章
jiuzhoudalu，yiwuweizun，qiangzhetianxia。shijianwanwugongfenweiwulei：renguishenmoyao。
suoyourendouqiwangxiulianchengxian，ershenxianmenzongshichongmanchuanqisecai，conglaidoumeiyourenjianguotamenzhenzhengmianmu，dantamendeshijizairenjianguangfanliuchuan。
fuchenmogongdezhengdian，zhenggedianneidouhunhunchenchende，taijiexiahualalaguilejibaigeren，tamenhuangkongdidingzheheishibanzhuandiban，ruodayigegongdian，lengshisuoyourendaqibuganchuanyixia。
liangjiu，neigezuozaizuigaochubaozuodeshaonvdouranbaofachuxiaosheng。
“哈哈哈哈哈。”
tadeshengyintingdesuoyourenxinmengranyijin，fangfozaixintouxuanshangleyikouzhong，buduandiqiaodazhe。
shenzhaoluoquqishizhidizhemeixin，zhangzhangdeheihongsequnbaijidi，xiesidinileyiyansesefadoudezhongren，yanshenfangruodushe，suodaozhichusuoyourendouwububeijifahan。
“nijiuzheidianbenshi，haixiangshabenzun？”
zaitamianqian，yimingheiyinanzibeizuoyouhufasisianzhu，muziyuliedao：“nizheigefengzi，niyoubenshijiushalewo！”
tashenchushizhizainanzimianqianyaoleyao，elieyixiao：“shaleniduomeiyisia。”
nanzilianseyibai，xinchenrugudi。
tapokoudama：“nizhei**！nidoukuaiwanglezijishigeshenmedongxishangweideba！wangenfuyidegoudongxi，wojintianmeishadiaoni，chizaoyouyitiannihui......a！”
yidaohongsedejingguangshanguo，xingciderenshengyinjiaranerzhi，suijibaofachuyizhenciernantingdejianjiaosheng，guixiadesuoyourenwubulenghanzhiliu，bugantaitoukanyiyan。
“songdaochengjietang，wangeyigeyuezaishuo。”
cikezuijiaoliuxiaxuemo，cuoedidengdayanjing，zhenggerenruzhuibingjiaoyandixiemanlejuewang，tajiliedizhengzha，xiangyaoshuoxieshenme，danhaishiyingshengshengdibeirentuoxiaqule。
yichangnaojujiucijieshu，suoyourendoubuyueertongdisonglekouqi，jigelianshangzhanlexuewudenanrenxinyouyujidicalecalian。
suirantamenyeshimogongderen，danshizheigexinrengongzhushenzhaoluojianzhishisangxinbingkuang，xingshiguijuesuixinsuoyu。
zuirangrendanhandeshitayoujingshenbing！bushimarendeneizhong，tamengandabaopiao，tajueduiyoujingshenbing！
sheijiayigezhengchangrenhuimianduishishanxuehaizhendingziruo，youyounagezhengchangrenturandahandajiaoranhousuishoujiushalerenxieqi？
taduidairenmingyouruerxi，jintiankansheibushunyanxiangdashajiudashale，tamensuiranzaitaxiamianzuoshi，danyeshichangyouxiangtaozoudeyuwang。
keshitataiqiangtaiqiangle，tashenzhimeiyourenhelvli，jiuxiangshipingkongmaochulaideqiangzhe，sheiyebuzhidaotadeguoqu，danmeigexiangtiaozhantaderenrujinfentoucaodoujimigaole。
“yaoshuozheitiandijianweiyidemoa，neijiushiwomenjintianyaotanlundeduixiangle，fuchengonggongzhu——shenzhaoluo。yaoshuozheishenzhaoluo，tingwentashiyigemianmukebudenanzi，yeyourenshuotashiyigewumeiwanqiandenvzi。youshuotayuanbenyeshigepuputongtongderenlei，bushoubenxinpianyaozouneixiemowaidaocaihuizhuirumodao；yeyoushuotabenshenjiushigedamotou，zhibuguoqianjiniandouzaiqianxinxiulian，zhunbeidengdaizheyichaolongyuedeneitian，keweizhongshuofenyunmozhongyishi。”shuoshuxianshengheleyikoucha，huanlekouqi，zheicaibujibuxudiyoudao：