第2章

shuowan,yuzhaoshenshouqialeyibatadegebo,libaotanengrenqingxianshi,tashoushangliqibuxiao。

“a,tongtongtong!jiuming,laomuqinmoushaqinzile!”

少年疼得龇牙咧嘴。

“xianzainijuedehaishizaizuomeng?”yuzhaotiexinxunwen。

“不是。”

shaonianxiayishijuede,zhiyaotaganshuoshi,yuzhaohaihuiyonggengcanbaodefazirangtaqingxing。

“neiwohaishinimama?”yuzhaomiandaiweixie。

shaonianzixikanleyiyantadelian,queshihetamanianqingdeshihouyimoyiyang,tajiannandiweixinshuodao:“bushi。”

jiantarenqingxianshi,yuzhaosongleyikouqi,xiayimiaoyoutingjiantashuo:“buguo,nizhendezhangdehewomayimoyiyang,buxinnikan。”

shaoniancongdoulitaochushoujidakaixiangce,limianquanshitahemamadezhaopian。

tadiankaiyizhangzhaopianjiangshoujididaoyuzhaomianqian。

zhaopianlidexiaonanhaiyuemosansui,yizhangfendiaoyuzhuodexiaolianyuandudude,shenshangchuanzheyitaoheisexiaoxizhuang,yishuangwuheidemouzizhigougoukanzheqianfang,rangrenrenbuzhuxiangnienieta。

yuzhaokanqingnanhaipangbiandenvrendemianrongshidunshijiangzaiyuandi,neizhanglianhetayimoyiyang,zhishibitaduolexiemuxingguanghui。

shaonianyoudiankailingyizhang,nanhaibizhiqianzhangkailexie,yijinghexianzaidetayouxiexiangsi。

jiexialai,shaonianlianxujitakanlejishizhangzhaopian,wuyiliwaidoushitahetamadeshenghuozhao。

muzixiangchudechangjingpingdanwenxin。

takanxiangcuoedeyuzhao,minchun:“zheixiequanshiwohemamadezhaopian。”

yuzhaobuzhigairuhefanying,ruobushitaquedingzijimeishiyi,jinniancai20sui,tadouyaoyiweizhaopianliderenshita。

zhendetaixiangle,lianzuoyanweineikeleizhidaxiaodouyiyang。

yuzhaoyizhidingzhetadeshoujikan,dangtatuichuxiangcehuidaoshouyeshi,kanjianshangmianxianshideriqiyouxieqiguai:

“jinnianbushi2025nianma?nideshoujiweishenmexianshishi2042nian?”

“2025nian?jinnianmingmingjiushi2042nian!”

shaonianbuganxiangxinzijideerduo,zheizenmekeneng!

yuzhaojuedeyanqianzheigeshaoniannaozihuoduohuoshaoyoudianmaobing,tiexindizhilezhitabeihoudeyiyuan,“yaobu,nijinquchachanaozi?”

shaonianhurandunzhu,jidongdiwendao:“xianzaishijiyue?”

“七月。”

shaoniantingjianzheilianggeziyoukuyouxiaode,nannandao:“weishenmepianpianshiqiyue,ruguotiqianyigeyueduohaoa。”

yuzhaojiantazheifumoyang,gengjiaquedingtanaoziyouwenti,patafafeng,yuzhaoqiletaopaodexinsi。

“neige,wohenganjinijiulewo,danwoxianzaiyoujishiyaoquzuo,womenyouyuanzaijianha。”

shuowan,tazuoshiyaozouquebeishaonianlanxia,tashengyinyouxieya,“wojiuleni,ninandaobuyinggaibaodawoma?”

yuzhaopatadianjizijineidiancunkuanjiukaishimaican:“wozhishigeqiongkudaxuesheng,doubilianhaiganjing,shizaimeiqianbaodani。”shuozhetahaibajigedoudoufanlechulai。

“wobuyaonideqian,woxianghenishenghuozaiyiqi,nigangcaiyekanjianlewomamadezhaopian,tazaiwoshisuineinianjiuyiwailikai,wohenxiangta,kanjiannidelianjiujuedetahaihuozhe。”

zheixialundaoyuzhaomengbile,“a?”

shaonianjixudao:“wofumushuangwang,tamenzouhouwojiuzaimeiyoutihuiguoyongyouqinrenshishenmeganjue,zhiyaonidayingzuowomamadetishen,womeigeyuejiniwushiwan,chucizhiwai,nideyishizhuxingwoquanbaole。”

yuzhaodunshileiyanmenglong,muaifanlan,“qishigangjiandaonidediyiyanwojiuzhidaonishiwoshisanershiniandeerzi。”

neikeshimeiyuewushiwangaoxina,bieshuodangtamatishen,jiushidangtasunzidetishendoukeyi。

zongbunengweilesuoweiyuanzelianqiandoubuyaole。

shaonianmantouheixian,meihaoqidao:“wogangguo16suishengribujiu。”

yuzhaocongshanruliu:“gangjiannidediyiyanwojiuzhidaonishiwoshisan16niandeerzi。”

少年:......

yuzhaokanlexiashaonian,houzhihoujue,tawangjiheyanyixiaguzhushifouyounenglizhifuchoulaole。

suiranshaonianyishenmingpaikanzhejiushigefujiagongzige,danwanyini,takebunengbaidangtishen。

tamomotaochushoujidiankaishoukuanma:“vwowuwankankancaili。”

shaoniandakailvpaopao,shouyeshangmianxianshitashoujimeiyouwangluo。

yuzhaoliansedunshibianle,“zheilishishiqu,bukenengmeiwangluo,chufeinishoujiqianfei,nilianhuafeidoumeiqianjiao,haishuojiwomeiyuewushiwan,pei,pianzi。”

daoshoudegaoxingongzuofeile,yuzhaoxintongwanfen,jiezheshengqideyoutoumomowangyuanchuzou,miandezheipianzihaidaodebangjiatabangtajiaohuafei。

shaonianzhouzhemeitoukanleyiyanshouji,xiangdaomouzhongkenenghuorankailanglijizhuileshangqu。

yuzhaokanjianshaonianchaotapaolai,yiweitashilaiyaoqianjiaohuafeide,taxiayishijiupaoqilaile,gangdangma,haimeiyouxiguanyunfuzheigeshenfen,paodebitacanjia50miduanpaobisaihaikuai。

“nibiezhuile,woqiongdezhinengchitu,shenshangyimaoqiandoumeiyou。”

虞昭边跑边哭穷。

taxianzaiyifenqianyaobaichengliangfenhua,bunulicunqianrihoujiuyaodaierzifanlajitong。

shaoniancongqianbaolinachuyibaikuaiqian,yibianzhuiyibianhan:“yuzhao,nidiaoleyibaikuaiqian!”

qianmianbenpaodeyuzhaowenyanxiayishijiutingxiadakaikuabaoxiangyaojiancha,ranhoujiubeizhuishangle。

shaonianqichuanyuyudao:“woshoujichumaobingle,buguowoyouyinxingka,womensuibianzhaojiayinxingchakanyixiayuejiuzhidaole。”

jianyuzhaohaishibuxiangxin,tazhijiejiangyibaikuaiqiansaidaotashouli,“zheigeshinipeiwoquyinxingdebaochou。”

yuzhaokandaobuyuanchujiuyouyijiayinxing,zhouweixingrentingduo,yinxinglimianhaiyoujiankong,bupatatumoubugui。

shifenzhonghou,yuzhaokanzheatmjiemianxianshidebitaminghaizhangdeyichuanlingmudengkoudai,made,bazikaitouhoumiangenzhebageling。

shaoniansonglekouqi,xinghaolaodengzai2025nianshiyijingbanlezheizhangka,limianhaicunleqian。

yuzhaodunshireleiyingkuang,“erzi,wodehaoerzi,nizhongyulaizhaowodangnimale。”

钱啊,她来了!

shaonianxianglexia,quleliangwankuaichulaizhijiejiaojiyuzhao,“zheishidiyitiandegongzi。”

bushitabuxiangduoqu,ershiatmyitianzhinengquzheimeduo,zheikabushitade,qubulejutai,zuizhongyaodeyidian,tadeshenfenzhengzaizheiliyongbule。

haozaiyouxuduodiandoukeyishuaka。

虞昭笑眯眯收下。