shuowan,yuzhaoshenshouqialeyibatadegebo,libaotanengrenqingxianshi,tashoushangliqibuxiao。
“a,tongtongtong!jiuming,laomuqinmoushaqinzile!”
少年疼得龇牙咧嘴。
“xianzainijuedehaishizaizuomeng?”yuzhaotiexinxunwen。
“不是。”
shaonianxiayishijuede,zhiyaotaganshuoshi,yuzhaohaihuiyonggengcanbaodefazirangtaqingxing。
“neiwohaishinimama?”yuzhaomiandaiweixie。
shaonianzixikanleyiyantadelian,queshihetamanianqingdeshihouyimoyiyang,tajiannandiweixinshuodao:“bushi。”
jiantarenqingxianshi,yuzhaosongleyikouqi,xiayimiaoyoutingjiantashuo:“buguo,nizhendezhangdehewomayimoyiyang,buxinnikan。”
shaoniancongdoulitaochushoujidakaixiangce,limianquanshitahemamadezhaopian。
tadiankaiyizhangzhaopianjiangshoujididaoyuzhaomianqian。
zhaopianlidexiaonanhaiyuemosansui,yizhangfendiaoyuzhuodexiaolianyuandudude,shenshangchuanzheyitaoheisexiaoxizhuang,yishuangwuheidemouzizhigougoukanzheqianfang,rangrenrenbuzhuxiangnienieta。
yuzhaokanqingnanhaipangbiandenvrendemianrongshidunshijiangzaiyuandi,neizhanglianhetayimoyiyang,zhishibitaduolexiemuxingguanghui。
shaonianyoudiankailingyizhang,nanhaibizhiqianzhangkailexie,yijinghexianzaidetayouxiexiangsi。
jiexialai,shaonianlianxujitakanlejishizhangzhaopian,wuyiliwaidoushitahetamadeshenghuozhao。
muzixiangchudechangjingpingdanwenxin。
takanxiangcuoedeyuzhao,minchun:“zheixiequanshiwohemamadezhaopian。”
yuzhaobuzhigairuhefanying,ruobushitaquedingzijimeishiyi,jinniancai20sui,tadouyaoyiweizhaopianliderenshita。
zhendetaixiangle,lianzuoyanweineikeleizhidaxiaodouyiyang。
yuzhaoyizhidingzhetadeshoujikan,dangtatuichuxiangcehuidaoshouyeshi,kanjianshangmianxianshideriqiyouxieqiguai:
“jinnianbushi2025nianma?nideshoujiweishenmexianshishi2042nian?”
“2025nian?jinnianmingmingjiushi2042nian!”
shaonianbuganxiangxinzijideerduo,zheizenmekeneng!
yuzhaojuedeyanqianzheigeshaoniannaozihuoduohuoshaoyoudianmaobing,tiexindizhilezhitabeihoudeyiyuan,“yaobu,nijinquchachanaozi?”
shaonianhurandunzhu,jidongdiwendao:“xianzaishijiyue?”
“七月。”
shaoniantingjianzheilianggeziyoukuyouxiaode,nannandao:“weishenmepianpianshiqiyue,ruguotiqianyigeyueduohaoa。”
yuzhaojiantazheifumoyang,gengjiaquedingtanaoziyouwenti,patafafeng,yuzhaoqiletaopaodexinsi。
“neige,wohenganjinijiulewo,danwoxianzaiyoujishiyaoquzuo,womenyouyuanzaijianha。”
shuowan,tazuoshiyaozouquebeishaonianlanxia,tashengyinyouxieya,“wojiuleni,ninandaobuyinggaibaodawoma?”
yuzhaopatadianjizijineidiancunkuanjiukaishimaican:“wozhishigeqiongkudaxuesheng,doubilianhaiganjing,shizaimeiqianbaodani。”shuozhetahaibajigedoudoufanlechulai。
“wobuyaonideqian,woxianghenishenghuozaiyiqi,nigangcaiyekanjianlewomamadezhaopian,tazaiwoshisuineinianjiuyiwailikai,wohenxiangta,kanjiannidelianjiujuedetahaihuozhe。”
zheixialundaoyuzhaomengbile,“a?”
shaonianjixudao:“wofumushuangwang,tamenzouhouwojiuzaimeiyoutihuiguoyongyouqinrenshishenmeganjue,zhiyaonidayingzuowomamadetishen,womeigeyuejiniwushiwan,chucizhiwai,nideyishizhuxingwoquanbaole。”
yuzhaodunshileiyanmenglong,muaifanlan,“qishigangjiandaonidediyiyanwojiuzhidaonishiwoshisanershiniandeerzi。”
neikeshimeiyuewushiwangaoxina,bieshuodangtamatishen,jiushidangtasunzidetishendoukeyi。
zongbunengweilesuoweiyuanzelianqiandoubuyaole。
shaonianmantouheixian,meihaoqidao:“wogangguo16suishengribujiu。”
yuzhaocongshanruliu:“gangjiannidediyiyanwojiuzhidaonishiwoshisan16niandeerzi。”
少年:......
yuzhaokanlexiashaonian,houzhihoujue,tawangjiheyanyixiaguzhushifouyounenglizhifuchoulaole。
suiranshaonianyishenmingpaikanzhejiushigefujiagongzige,danwanyini,takebunengbaidangtishen。
tamomotaochushoujidiankaishoukuanma:“vwowuwankankancaili。”
shaoniandakailvpaopao,shouyeshangmianxianshitashoujimeiyouwangluo。
yuzhaoliansedunshibianle,“zheilishishiqu,bukenengmeiwangluo,chufeinishoujiqianfei,nilianhuafeidoumeiqianjiao,haishuojiwomeiyuewushiwan,pei,pianzi。”
daoshoudegaoxingongzuofeile,yuzhaoxintongwanfen,jiezheshengqideyoutoumomowangyuanchuzou,miandezheipianzihaidaodebangjiatabangtajiaohuafei。
shaonianzhouzhemeitoukanleyiyanshouji,xiangdaomouzhongkenenghuorankailanglijizhuileshangqu。
yuzhaokanjianshaonianchaotapaolai,yiweitashilaiyaoqianjiaohuafeide,taxiayishijiupaoqilaile,gangdangma,haimeiyouxiguanyunfuzheigeshenfen,paodebitacanjia50miduanpaobisaihaikuai。
“nibiezhuile,woqiongdezhinengchitu,shenshangyimaoqiandoumeiyou。”
虞昭边跑边哭穷。
taxianzaiyifenqianyaobaichengliangfenhua,bunulicunqianrihoujiuyaodaierzifanlajitong。
shaoniancongqianbaolinachuyibaikuaiqian,yibianzhuiyibianhan:“yuzhao,nidiaoleyibaikuaiqian!”
qianmianbenpaodeyuzhaowenyanxiayishijiutingxiadakaikuabaoxiangyaojiancha,ranhoujiubeizhuishangle。
shaonianqichuanyuyudao:“woshoujichumaobingle,buguowoyouyinxingka,womensuibianzhaojiayinxingchakanyixiayuejiuzhidaole。”
jianyuzhaohaishibuxiangxin,tazhijiejiangyibaikuaiqiansaidaotashouli,“zheigeshinipeiwoquyinxingdebaochou。”
yuzhaokandaobuyuanchujiuyouyijiayinxing,zhouweixingrentingduo,yinxinglimianhaiyoujiankong,bupatatumoubugui。
shifenzhonghou,yuzhaokanzheatmjiemianxianshidebitaminghaizhangdeyichuanlingmudengkoudai,made,bazikaitouhoumiangenzhebageling。
shaoniansonglekouqi,xinghaolaodengzai2025nianshiyijingbanlezheizhangka,limianhaicunleqian。
yuzhaodunshireleiyingkuang,“erzi,wodehaoerzi,nizhongyulaizhaowodangnimale。”
钱啊,她来了!
shaonianxianglexia,quleliangwankuaichulaizhijiejiaojiyuzhao,“zheishidiyitiandegongzi。”
bushitabuxiangduoqu,ershiatmyitianzhinengquzheimeduo,zheikabushitade,qubulejutai,zuizhongyaodeyidian,tadeshenfenzhengzaizheiliyongbule。
haozaiyouxuduodiandoukeyishuaka。
虞昭笑眯眯收下。