第3章
天老爷！
三清来偷我的酒？
qingxuanxinxiaweijing，zhengdangsikaodaisanqingsuxingruheyingduizhishi，hujianneibiansanqingzhongmianrongzuiweiheshanbaifapiaopiaodelaoziyouyouranshenleshenlanyao。
“nankeyimeng，duanduanshunjianquedipindaoyiwannianxiuxing！”
“xiaoyou，cijiukeyouminghao？”
laozisaranyixiao，kanxiangqingxuanzheibian。
“一眼万年！”
“cujiubale，qianbeimiuzanle！”
qingxuanqianxuhuidao，tongshigongshenchaozhelaoziyouyouyibai。
zheiyibaiqueshizhenxinchengyide，weiyousihaogonglizhixin。
sanqingzhishoulidan，youchenglaozi，yiyouminghaoyuetaishanglaojun、daodetianzun，gengshihoushiderenjiaojiaozhu。
suiranzaihoushihonghuangwenzhongduizheiweiweilailiushengzhishou，youzhegezhongmohei，danzaiqingxuankanlaiqiqueshizhushengzhongzuiweiqingxingdecunzai。
buzhengshiweizheng，wuweishiweiyouwei。
suiranzaifengshenzhishishangdechuli，lveyoupianpo，danqueyeshishuwunaizhiju。
bijing，dashiruci，tayoutuzhinaihe？
zaizhe，qianshiqingxuancengshilaojunguanneiyidaotong，duiyuzijiazushiyeneizishizunchongbuyi。
suoyi，qingxuanzheiyibaifeidanzhenxinchengyi，genghaiyouduizijiazushidejingzhong。
“wanbeiqingxuan，jianguoqianbei。”
jianci，laoziyishibujinmanyidedianlediantou。
suirantabuzhiqingxuanweiheduitarucijingzhong，danneichunchunxiangdaozhixin，yijihouzhongwubiyinyinshuxidedaoyi，queshirangqiduiqingxuantianranyouzhongbihuzhiyi。
“haogexiaobei！haogezaohua！”
“tianlingdiyun，zhonglingshenxiu！”
“xiaoyoukeqi，queshipindaoyuliangweishiditouhexiaoyouxianniang，gaidangpeizuicaishi！”
laozihaobulinseduiyuqingxuandezantan，tongshiyishibuwangxiangqingxuanpeizui。
zheikeshiweilaideshengrenzhishou，gengshizijihoushixiudaozhishidezushiye，qingxuannaliganshouqiyibai，manglianshangqianfuqu，quebucengxiangyouhuyouliangdaoshenyingxiangzhezijibaixia：
“haiqingxiaoyoujianliang，wodengyishitanbei，touhelexiaoyouxianniang，wudengzaicipeizuile！”
queshitongtianyuyuanshiyezaicishixingleguolai，sanweiweilaishengren，cishiqueshiqiqibaizaiqingxuanmianqian。
三清齐拜一个人？
乖乖！
chulehongjun，haiyouxiangshouguozheidaiyu？
erxianzai，qingxuanqueshixiangshoudaole！
moshuoweilaisanqingchengshengle，napashixianzai，ruoshicishichuanchuqu，qingxuanyiyanghuishunjianchengweigeluhonghuangdalaodemobaiduixiang！
bijing，neikeshisanqinga！
honghuangdiyisheng，daozuhongjundesandaqinchuandizi！
jiusuanmeiyouchengsheng，yijiushihonghuangzhishangdiyidengrenwu！
zhibuguo，yanxiazuoweiyiqiezhujiaodeqingxuanqueshibujinyouxiexiaohuang。
sanqingzushiyezheimebaita，zheibushizhetadeshouma！
dangjidiyishijianchongshangleqianqu，manglianjiangsanrenfuqi。
“ququcujiu，buzhiyiti，sanweiqianbeikuaikuaiqingqi，rucizheiban，shizaishizheshawanbeile！”
“xiaoyou，zheikejiushinishuocuole，cijiuzhidecishanyou，honghuangnengyoujihuiwen？ruoshizheibanxianniangyeshicujiu，neiwodengzhiqianhedejiuyousuanshenme？”
tongtianhaoshuangyixiao，sihaobuyanshiduiyuganggangsuohezhixianniangdezanshang。
“shidisuoyanbucuo，kuangqiezheixianniangduiyuwudengsanqingdebangzhuzheshijuda，ciyibaixiaoyoudangde！”
laoziweiweiyixiao，duiyutongtiandeyanyuyihenshizancheng。
yipangdeyuanshisuiweishuohua，danqueyeshilianliandiantou。
zheigeshihou，tongtianturanwendao：“buzhixiaoyoukeyoushicheng？”
“meiyou！”qingxuanyaoleyaotou：“wanbeizhishiyouxieyunqi，jiyuanqiaohezhixiacaideyihuaxing，congcibianzaizheishanzhongduzixiulian。”
“taihaole！”yitingqingxuanhaimeiyoushicheng，tongtiandaxi。
“e......”qingxuanyouxiemengdekanxiangtongtian，zheiweizhuzhangyoujiaowulei、weitiandizhongshengjieyixianshengjidedalao，xinggezhenshiyouxieguoyulvzhenle。
yenanguairihoufengshendajiedeshihou，zaodaolexifangershengsuanji，menxiadizibeibushisihoushanglefengshenbang，jiushibeizhuadaolexifangjiao。
keyishuo，tongtiandejiejusuanshiliushengzhongzuicandeyiweile。
ertongtianhuiluodaoneiyangdexiachang，chulexifangershengyinmousuanji，cuanduosanqingdeguanxiwai，haiyouyigehenzhongyaodeyuanyin，jiushitongtiandexingge。
shuohaotingdian，jiaogengzhi、haoshuang、zhongqingzhongyi。
shijishangjiushimeiyouxinjichengfu、zuoshifurenzhiren。
“shidi，nishouliandian！”yipangdeyuanshi，shifenbumandepieleyiyantongtian。
raner，tongtianjiudangtingbujianyuanshidehua，zhuanguotouduilaozishuodao：“dashixiong，wojuedezheiweixiaoyou，genwomensanqingyuanfenbuqian。
yaome，nishouzheiweixiaoyouweitu。
niyaoshibuyuanyishoudehua，woshou！”
“shidi，ni......”laozizhoulexiameitou，juedetongtiantaichenbuzhuqile，maomaozaozaode。
dantongtianyijingjianghuashuodaozheigefenshangle，laoziyejiugancuishunshuituizhou，duiqingxuanwendao：“xiaoyou，nikeyuanbailaofuweishi？”
laoziduiqingxuanyouyizhongmomingdeqinqiegan，kenenggenqingxuanshangyishijiushilaozizhongchengxintuyouguan。
“shizunzaishang，qingshoutueryibai。”
yitinglaoziyaoshoutu，qingxuanmeiyouyimiaoyouyu，diyishijianjiuguizailelaozishenqian，xingleyigebaishidali。
qingxuanzheimeguoduan，ranglaozidoubuyoulengleyixia。
eryipangdetongtiankandaoqingxuanzheimeshuangkuaidexingge，zeshihahadaxiao，yilianzanshang，shuodao：“haohaohao，xiaoyou，nizheishuangkuaidexingge，henduiwodeweidao。
congjinyihou，wojiushinideshishule。
zheiershisikedinghaizhu，shiwoourandedao，jintianjiusongjini，suanshishishujinidejianmianli。”
tongtianfanshouzhijian，jiunachulaileershisikedinghaizhudijileqingxuan。
kandaotongtiansonglaideershisikedinghaizhu，qingxuanweiweiyizheng，shizhenmeixiangdaotongtianjuranhuizheimedafang。
yaozhidao，fengshenzhizhandeshihou，zhaogongmingkeshipingjiezheershisikedinghaizhu，dadejiejiaoshierjinxianbaotoushucuan，yaobushiyudaoleerxianlingdeliangweisanxianxiaosheng、caobao，randengdaorendouyaozaizhaogongmingshoushangchidakui。
“duoxietongtianshishucibao！”qingxuanhuiguoshenlai，lianmanggonggongjingjingdeduitongtianxingli。
“haha，doushizijiaren，zheimekeqijiujianwaile。”tongtiandaxiaozheshuodao：“yihouniyaoshizaiyoushenmehaojiule，keqianwanbiewanglejishishusongyitan。”
“shishufangxin，yihoushizhiyourenhehaojiu，baozhengdiyishijiansongyitanjishishu。”
“haha，hao、hao、hao......”
zheishi，laoziyenachulailexuanhuanglinglongta，duiqingxuanshuodao：“jirannitongtianshishusongleniershisikedinghaizhu，neiweishijiujiangzheixuanhuanglinglongtasongni。”