linfeishiwalegekengjitaojingtiao。
buguotaojingyemeineimesha，bukenengchengrencheshitade。
“xing，shiyegou，zanmenzouzheqiao。”taojingbeiduideyoudianxiabuletai，rengxiahuajiachejiuzou，zhuangbibutaichenggongtayoudianyumen？
shiyizhici，linfeiyebuhuiduoxiangshenme。
buguoyizhidaoyelishuixia，linfeihaizaixiangyijianzheijinianmeixiangmingbaideshi。
jiushisheinazouleningxindediyici？
fanzhengxianzaiyepolelian，renjiadoudinghunle，haiyoushenmewenbuchukoudehua？
fandaoningxindeweixin，linfeijiushuruleyixingzi。
‘yizhiyilaiwojiuxiangzhidaoyigezhenxiang，shisheinalenideyixue？’
fajiningxin，benlaimeizhiwangdedaotadehuiying，shuobudingrenjiazhenggen……mabide，zijijiushige**，haishilianrenshizijiyebushimeijihui，keziji**deshuo‘dengwoxinhunzhiye，wocaiyaoni。’
xiangxiangzijideyuchun，linfeirenbuzhushanzijiliandanziyigexiaobazhang，biaomianshangqinggaoshengjiedeningxin，guzilishenmeyang？nizhidaoma？
nizhuangshenmechunqingnana？shagou！
叮！
居然是微信回复声。
linfeimanghuakaiweixinkan，zhenshiningxindehuifu。
‘反正不是你。’
zheijuhuifujubeixuelinlindeshashangli，youqishiduicengjingdenanpengyou。
taguyide，taguyizheimeshuode。
‘xiawujiannizhiqian，wogentazaiqingshuihupancheshangzhenlehui，nidongba？’
补刀！
xiangqixiawukanjiantashi，taliansedequefeichanghongrun，nizhenshizhihao，biao。
‘neixiaobailianyikanjiuwaiqiangzhonggan，sanfenzhongyoumeiyou？’
林飞忍不住反鄙。
‘qi，pinqionghuixianzhiniduizheigeshijiedelejie，daboxitingtingshuoguoba？chiyikebaozhengnichaoguosanshifenzhong，aiya，dangshiwoyoudianyiluanqingmi，juranshenshiguichahanchunidemingzi，beitashanle**liangbazhang，renjiahaitengni。’
kandaoningxindehuifu，linfeiyikoulaoxuezaiyunniang。
达泊西汀？
linfeihaizhendebuzhidao，lijidakailiulanqiwenduniang，yikanjiuxiaole，xingtaodezheimenianqingjiuyongzheige？feiwuba？xiaosi！
‘biaojie，haodaiwomenyelianguoyichang，nijiubuzhunbeijiwoliudianshenmehuiyi？’
‘xiangguo，buguoniqiongdejiaowoshengbuchuniantou，yaobunichuncuidiantianwo？’zheigebiaomiandoubuduanzhuangqueguyiexinnidenvren，shixiangbodiaozijidezunyan？
guitianhaiyaochuncuibugongli？wotuweileishangdexiangshou？woyoubinga？
tafaxianzijigenningxinliaotianjiumei‘ying’guo，yiqianmeiyingguo，xianzaihaiyingbule。
**！
睡觉，不理你了。
……
shangwujiudianduo，bangongshizhurenlaozhangchuxianle。
“小林，来一下。”
“e，zhangzhuren，wozheijiuguolai。”
linfeihaizaiweizuotianbanyedeliaotianyumenshi，haoshizhongyulintoule。
zuotianchenweidongfujuzhangshuodejinzaojiuduixianle，meiyoubiangua，zhangjingminzhangzhurenruqierzhi。
zhuizhezhangzhurendebufadaoletabangongshi，linfeihaishiyouxieyayibuzhuxinzhongdexiyue，woxinrenyimei，meidaoyigeyuejiuyaochengweifujuzhangde‘zhuli’？zheidexianmusiduoshaorena？
“chenjuzhimingyaonizuotadezhuli，nizhidaoleba？”
“wowo……shide，chenjushuole。”
“neihao，wogennijiaodaiyixiezhuyishixiang，jilingdaodangzhulimeineimejiandande……”
yushi，zhangzhurenbalabaladakaihuaxiazi，yiliaojiushiyigeduoxiaoshi。
zhenyoudianpeifuzheiweitouyoudiantudezhurendezhuanyesuzhi，zenmekantadoubuxianggekoucaizheimebangde，caizhongnianyixieding，feitouzhunaodexingxiangdaoshishenrurenxin。
kepianpianzheiyangyigerenchenglebangongshizhuren，zheishuomingrenjiayounengliba？
laozhangzheirenmeibiedemaobing，jiushiaicaoxinjuliganjingmendeyizheyibiao，youqiguanxinnvtongzhimen，duibufangbianzhejingfudejigebumendenvjinggengshishangxintishi，‘yidingyaozhezhuangqianwei、shishang，zhanzaidajieshangrangrenzenmekanyebuhuirenweinimenshijingyuan，zheicaishinimenzhebianyidegenbenmude，zheishiduinimenzijideshenrubaohu，duinimenzhiyedezhongchengtaidu，suoyizaizhezhuangfangmianjueduibunengmahu……’
zhangzhurenjiukuaguodiyaoniuziku，shuo‘zheigexiaoguofeichanghao！’
sidixiabushaojingyuancuizhangzhurenshilaoselang。
“chenjukanhaoni，xiaolin，nideduoyongxingongzuoa。”linzoushizhangzhurenhaimianliyiju，danshitayanliqueyinzangzheyilvwunaizhise。
benlaitaxiangyaosaigerenjichenjudangzhuli，nazhichenjubujitamianzi。
linfeizheigezhanxindaorenmeiyigeyuedexindingbeitiaozhongle，julihaoduorendoudadiexiaba，wubiyanxian。
yourenshuocaicelinfeishichenjufurenjiadeqinqi？
haizhenshi‘qinqi’，goulideqinqi。
tingshuochenjufurenniudehen，shiqianweifushujilaolandeguinv，chenjujiushikaolaozhangrenqilaide，chenjufurenlanfangrenjiashishibianweibandezhuren，tingshuodouyaotifuchuleni。
shibianweibankebudele，neishishuojinigebianzhijiunengjiyigedeyamen。
shangwushiyidianqian，linfeijiulvxingchenjuzhulidezhizele，congcitadebangongdidianjiuzaichenfujuzhangde‘waijian’，zuoshangchuanxiadadengdenggongzuo。
zheijiushilingdaogenqiandexiaohongren。
zhennengganshangyiliangnian，wangxiayifangzenmeyedejigepaichusuodesuozhangganba？
buguolinfeibingbuxiangzaigongjianfakoushangzouxiaqu，yinwei‘gongjianfa’demiantaizhai，shuoshihua，tahaishixiangjin**qu。
haodaizheijianxishichongdanletabeiningxinhetaojingdeneidunbishi。
kezenmeyemeixiangdao，xiawujiuzaidanweiyushangleningxin。
不是冤家不聚首？
jinlaijiuzhuangshanglezhangtuzigenningxinzhengyiqizou。
“xiaolin，lairenshiyixia，zheiweishixintongshi，zanmenbangongshixinlaidefuzhurenningxin。”
“……”
什么？
linfeiyoudianmengbi，bangongshifuzhuren？
宁婊姐爬的这么快？
zhijiejiuqiwotoushangle？yinhunbusan？nizheishigenwogangshangleshiba？
duile，neigetaojingshitaojuerzi。
taojubujiushifushizhangjianshijujuzhangtaomingwangma？
**！
linfeiganjuetiandeyansedoubianle，lanyinyindetian……haoxiangbianlvlea？
“zhangzhurenninbuyongjieshao，worendexiaolin。”
小林？
ningxinyipaiyourongmoyang，yijingbaichulelingdaodejiashi。
taxiaoyingyingyangqiqiaolian，yirujiwangde‘fushi’xiridenanpenyou。
“shima？neixing，nimenliao，woxianshangqian。”
zhangtuzikenengyoubiedeshi，meiduoxiangshenme，jicongcongshangqule。
zhiliuxianingxinhelinfeilianggeren。
kandaoshenzhejingfudeningxin，qizhiyeshihuanranyixin，juranduoleyiguzhifudeyouhuoweier。
haoxiangkuzixiaoyihao？baningbiaojie**bengdeyuangungundexingganyouxing。
“你眼往哪瞅呢？”
“woyiqianmeifaxiannitunzheimeqiaoa？”
linfeisuanbuliuqiudeguyitiaoxin。
“wangbadandongxi，zailuanchoutongxianiyan，”ningxinxiaoshengcuita：“genwoshangbangongshiqu。”
“ningzhuren，zhei**de，nigaibushiyaojiwoshenmebuchangba？”
“wojinigetiandejihui，niganma？”