第3章
jiuzaitongtianxiadingjuexinzhihou，jiuweidexitongtishixiazaitadenaohaizhongxiangqi。
【ding！jiancedaohongjunchengsheng，honghuangshijiedeshenglingyikaishiluxuganwangzixiaogong，qingzuochuruxiaxuanze。】
【xuanzeyi：likedongshen，ganwangzixiaogongtingdao，chengweishengrendetiangou，jianglixiantianshidalinggenzhihuangzhongli。】
【xuanzeer：wenjianbuchu，dangyigexianyu，jianglihonghuangzhentianguan。】
【xuanzesan：biaomiantongyiqianwang,shizexiangdanglaoliu，duihongjunjinxingjicao，shixiannitiangaiming，jianglihundunfenshenshu*1、qianjimianju*1、tianjidoupeng*1】
“hundunfenshenshu：suzhuxiuliancishuhou，kexiulianchuyijugejuezishenyinguodefenshen！”
“qianjimianju：xitongchupinbaowu,meiyoupinzhihuafen！suzhudaishangqianjimianju，kebianhuachengshijianrenheshengling，bingqieyouzhejueduideyinmixing！”
“tianjidoupeng：xitongchupindebaowu，meiyoupinzhihuafen！suzhupishangtianjidoupeng，kegengjueyiqieyinguohekuitan！”
tongtianzhenggerenjiuwuyu，zheixitongzhenhuilaishi......
圣人舔狗？？
通天一脸无语！
什么叫圣人的舔狗！
haiyouzijidanglaoliu......
duiyudiyixuanze，keyihuodexiantianshidalinggenzhishoudehuangzhongli，zheiwanyikeshiyigehaodongxi,zhixuyaoyikeguozi，jiunengchengjiudaluojinxian。
xiangyaoyingfutiandaohehongjundesuanji，bujinyaozishendeshiliqiangda，haixuyaoyidapizhongxindezhuisuizhe。
ruoshiyoulezheizhuhuangzhongli，bianhepiliangshengchandaluojinxian,youzhejianjiaolipaideziben。
duiyudisanxuanze，tongtianmanxindongrong。
buguanshiqianjimianju，haishitianjidoupeng，doushirujintongtianzuixuyaodebaowu。
rujintaderoutiyijingtupodaolezhunshengjingjie，jinguanyouzhehundunzhudezheyantianji，danshitongtianyouzhongyugan。
yidanzijishilibaolule，hongjunhetiandaoduizijidesuanji，yidinghuitiqiandaolai。
qianjimianjuhetianjidoupengdepeihe，wuyishitongtianrujinzuihaodexuanze，hekuanghaiyouyibenmifa“hundunfenshenshu”。
zhiyudierxuanze，tongtianshijueduibushibuhuixuanzede。
rujintaxiangyaodanggewenjiandegouxiadoushizuobudaode。
shimeiyourenhezhunbeiqubeihongjundesuanji。
haishidanggelaoliu，duihongjundesuanjijianzhaochaizhao。
yishijian，tongtianxianruleziwojiujie。
......
tongtianlianseyiheng，xinzhongyoulejueding。
qutingdao，bianyaomianduihongjunhetiandaodejisuan，chengweitiandaoqushidenuli。
buqutingdao，jiusuanxiuweitongtian，zuihouyeyaomianduihongjunhetiandao。
hengshudoushiyisi，haiburudanggelaoliusideqisuo。
hekuangzhibizhiji，fangnengbaizhanbaishengdedaoli，tongtiankeshihenshishuzhi。
ruguoshuobeitiandaohehongjundesuanjishiwufabimiandeshiqing，neimebianjieshou。
zijiruoshixiulianchuyinguolianxibudaozishendefenshen，biankepaifenshenqianwang。
jiusuanbeihongjuntiandaosuanjiyiwanci，chengweitiandaodezougou、nuli，neiyeshifenshen，bushita。
对！
就这么干！
tongtiandao：“tongzi，woxuanzesan！”
【ding，gongxisuzhuzuochuxuanze！gongxisuzhuhuode“hundunfenshenshu、qianjimianju、tianjidoupeng”】
......
tongtianxiaoxixiduilaozierrendao：
“daxiong，erxiong，rujinjulidanengjiangdaohaiyouyiwannian，wodengxiuweidoushitaiyijinxianjing！”
“quwangzixiaogongshifenfenzhongzhongdeshiqing，danshiquzhiqianwomenyeyaoxiulian，jiangzijizuihaodeyimiannachulai！”
“zhanxianjishengren，congerhuodeshengrendeqinglai！”
“jiransandirucishuole，daxiong！womenhaishibiguanxiulianyiduanshijianba！”
“善！”
tongtianziranbushiweixiulianeryindaoyuanshihelaozi。
taxiangyaodebianshixiulianchuyuzishenmeiyouyinguolianxidefenshen，paifenshenqianwangzixiaogong。
......
hongjunchengsheng，zhendonglezhenggehonghuang，gengzhenhanlezhuduodedaneng，zaijiashangyiwannianhoudezixiaogongjiangdao，rangyuanbenpingjingdehonghuangshijie，dunshixuanxiaoqilai。
yishijian，honghuangdadizhishang，wushudeshenglingwangzixiaogongganqu。
duitamenlaishuo，zheishiwanzainanfengdejihui。
洪荒的太阳星中
lianggeshencaikuiwudeyingjunshaonianxiangduierzuo，zhengshitaiyangxingshen——dijunhetaiyi
taiyidao：“meiyouxiangdaojuranyoushenglingbiwodengjinyibuchengweishengren，zheihongjundingshidaqiyun、dajiyuanjiyuanzhe，wuyeburu，buruwoxiongdierrenyeqianwangtingdaoruhe？”
dijundianlediantou：“shan！”
......
太阴星上
xihechangxizaizheiwujindesuiyuekuxiuzhong，zhongyutupotaiyijinxian，tingdaohongjunyaojiangdao，ziranyaoqucanjia。
xiheduimeimeishuodao，muguangjiweijianding：“meimei，zixiaogongjiangdao，womenfeiqubuke，zheishiwomenzengqiangshilidedahaojiyuan。”
changxizhongzhongdidianlediantou，turanjiangmuguangfangzaitaiyangxingshang，huyidishuodao：“taiyangxingneilianggexingshen，haoxiangyeyaoqutingdao？”
wenyan，xiheyaranyixiao，dao：“rucihaodejihui，tamenziranbuhuifangguo；womenjiemeierrenyebunenggouluorenzhihou！”
liangjiemeixiangshiyixiao，meiyoutingliu，zouchutaiyinxing，wangzixiaogongganqu。
......
yiwannianjiurucicongcongerqu
honghuangshijiegegejiaoluo，zhuduozhefuqilaidedaneng，fenfenzouchudongfu。
yishijian，wushudedanengzhishi，tengyunjiawu，huolingshouyinlu，huobaochehusong，gexianshentong，wangzixiaogongganqu。
zixiaogongweiyusanshisantianzhiwai，hundunyuhonghuangshijiejiaojiedebianyuandidai。
xiangyaorudezixiaogong，xudeduguojiuxiaoleicenghesanshisantiangangfeng，pikaikuangbaodehundunzhiqi，qizhongyougezhonghuanxianghengsheng，daoxinbuwenjiukenengfanshi，bujinjinbulezixiaogongtingdao，haikenengsunhuidaoji。
zhongzhongweixianduguozhihou，xiangjinruzixiaogong，haixuyaokuayueshijianzhanghe。
feidaqiyun，dafuyuan，dayili，dashentongzhibei，yejiugenhongjunshuodewuyuanle。
......
紫霄宫。
gailaidedoulaile，bugailaideziranyelaibule，jiangzhenggezixiaogongdejietidoujiman，shenzhiyouyixielaiwandedaneng，yeshizhanzaijietishangbuyuanyilikai。
zhongweidanengfenfenkaikou，fachuyilundeshengyin。
yishijianwanrucaishichangdechaozashengzhong。
......
“yiqunmeiyounaoziderouqiufeiwu，jibenzuorangkai！”
yidaonuheshengzairenqunzhongxiangqi，sanqianzixiaokefenfentaitoukanqu。
fachunuhouderenzhengshijinwudijun，zhanzaiqishenpangdehaiyoutaiyi。
erzhijinwuhenshinumuyuanzhengkanzheyanqiandeshierzuwu，zaitamendeyanli，tamenerniaozongjuedezheishierzuwushitamendeshengsidiren。
bingqieyanjiandaoshierzuwuneiyike，bianxinshengyane，shizhongjuedezheiqunzuwushiyizhongmeiyounaoziderouqiu。
yigeshencaikuiwu、toushangjinshihuoyandeshierzuwuzhonghuozhizuwu——zhuronglimahuitouhuiyingdao：
“nizheiliangzhizamaoniao，masheishirouqiuni？”
呵呵！
dijunheheyixiao，poweideyidao：“meixiangdaonihainengzizhizhiming！”
呱噪！
”zamaoniao，nizhaosi！”
shenweihuozhizuwudezhurong，benshenxingqinghuobao，beidijunzheimeyichaofeng，shizerenshoubule。
砰！
zhurongyigeshanshen，bianzhoushenmaohuochuxianzailedijundemianqian。
dijunyeshiyanjishoukuai，limayunzhuanzishenhuoyanfalididang。
suihouerrenbianchandouzaiyiqi，fachujingtianjuxiang，yindezhuweidanengjingtanbuyi。
manshenlansedeshuizhizuwu——gonggongjiandaozijidexiongdibeirenruciqifu，erhuabushuobaoqi，shunjianjiaruzhanchang。
“ganqifuwomendeshierzuwu，nizheizhizamaoniaobuxianghuole！”
“xiongdimen！chongshangqu！chuibaozheiliangzhizamaoniao！”
suihouqitajigezuwufenfenjiaruzheichangzhandouzhong，shunjianjiangdijunyazhi，chengxianchuyibiandaodejumian。
......
“wokou！nimenzheiqunrouqiu，zhangzherenduoqifurenshaoshiba！”
“ruciqifuwodage！”
“东皇钟——现！”
铛！
shenweidijundedidi，jinwutaiyijiandaolezijidegegebeizheixieduozuwuweigong。
limataochuzijidebanshengdefabao——xiantianzhibao——donghuangzhong。
yibiancuidongzhefali，yibiannazhedonghuangzhongbuduanzazhezhurongdengzuwu。
youyutaiyidejiaru，yuanbenxianrulieshidedijun，wanrumanxuefuhuoban，baofachuleqiansuoweiyoudeqishi。
jumianshunjiangaibian，neiwuliugezuwubeiyazheda。