一路向东！
lushang，jiangchenchakanleyixiazijideshuxingmianban！
宿主：姜尘。
xiuwei：daluojinxianchuqi。
baowu：jingshibailian，gongdejinlian，mieshiheilian。
gongfa：hunyuanchuanxiaodadao，jiuzhuantongzigong。
faze：shuizhidadao（zhunshengji），huozhidadao（zhunshengji）。
信仰之力：无。
gongdejinlian，jingshibailian，mieshiheilianyijihunyuanchuanxiaodadaodoushixinshoudalibao。
qizhong，hunyuanchuanxiaodadaolimianbaokuowanxiang。
shenmefatianxiangdi，shenmeqishierbian，shenmezhangliujinshendengdeng···doukeyizaihunyuanchuanxiaogongzhonglingwu。
jiuzhuantongzigongshidiyiciwanchengrenwuhou，xitongjianglide。
zheishiyimenzhigaowushangderoushenfamen！
juxitongjieshao，zheishi**xiulianderoushenfamen，zhiyaobaochiyuanyangbuxie，rihoudingnengjiuzhuanbumie，roushenyongheng！
jiangchendangshijiuzhiyi，**xiulianderoushenfamenbushijiuzhuanxuangongma？
xitongquejieshidao，neijiuzhuanxuangongzhishi**xiuliandezuijichuroushenfamen，erzheijiuzhuantongzigongnaishi**xiuliandezuigaofamen！
buran**zenmenengyigedasanqiange？
jiushiyinweijiangjiuzhuantongzigongxiuliandaoledacheng，suoyicaineimeniubide！
dangshitingdejiangchenneijiaoyigejidonga。
buguozheijiuzhuantongzigongsuiqiang，queshixuyaobaochiyuanyangbuxiecainengfahuizuiqiangderoushenzhili！
也就是说！
jiangchenruoshixiulianlecigong，xuyaoyibeizibaochizhencao，yiwanshanzuiqiangroushenzhili。
做一辈子的单身狗！
打灰机都不行！
尼玛，想想都可怕！
suoyijiangchenhaimeiyoukaishixiuliancigong。
但也没有因此破功！
yinweizheimenjiuzhuantongzigongzhendetaiqiangle。
zhixuxiuliandaodiliuzhuan，jiukeyigenshengrenbaiyibaishouwanle。
kexi，zheijiuzhuantongzigongdequedianrangjiangchenwangerquebu！
burancongyikaishixiuliandehua，shuobudingtaxianzaideroushenyekeyuzuwumenpengyipengle。
zhiyushuxingmianbanshangdexinyangzhili，neijiuxuyaojiangchenlijiaohoucainengshoujile。
guanyuxinyangzhilidezuoyong，xitongbingmeiyouguoduotishi，danjiangchenganjue，rihoujueduihuiyoudazuoyong。
至于立教？
yijiangchendedasuan，tazhunbeizuogemuhoudalao。
dengshijiyidao，rangzhuntijieyinqulijiao，tajiuzaianzhongyunchouweiwo，jueshengqianli！
bijing，tashigechuanyuezhea！
不能太跳！
wanyibeihongjunhetiandaodingshangleni？
suoyiyoushihouhaishigouyidianhao。
ruobushixuyaoquchuanjiaodehua，kongpajiangchenhuizaixumishangouyibeizi！
tayoushihoushenzhizaixiang，weishenmebujitajuexingyigegouxitongni？
fanerjuexinglezheichuanjiaoxitong？
什么意思？
takanqilaixiangshigaochuanxiaodema？
他是那块料吗？
“道友请留步！”
“woguanniyintangfahei，buribiyouxueguangzhizai！！！”
tuzhong，jiangchenyujianleyizhixuanxianjibiedejiyao！
bingzheninghuyouyiqiange，bufangguoyigedeyuanze！
jiangchenzhenzhengkaiqiletadehuyouzhilv！
zheixuanxianjiyaotingdaojiangchendehua，dunshibailetayiyan！
“benzuonaihonghuangdierjiyaokunkun，bujiudejianglai，benzuodinghuizonghenghonghuangwudishou，zenmekenenghuiyouxueguangzhizai？”
“nizheisixiuxianghuyoubenzuo！”
jiyaokunkunkanqilaihenjilingyehenjingti，yanshenzhongchongmanleruizhi。
坤坤？
姜尘微微一愣！
zheigemingzirangtaxiangqileyiweiguren……
yebuzhidaotaguodezenmeyangle？
kanzhemianqianzheijiyaokunkunshuzhetongyangdezhongfen，jiangchenyoushiyizhenhuanghu！
taxinxiang，zheijiyaokunkunshibushijiushineiweigurenchuanyueguolaide？
buguo，tiandixianayouzheimeqiaodeshiqing！
罢了！
想那么多做甚！
taheneiweigurenyijingbushiyigeshijiederenle！
guoqudejiurangtaguoquba！
haishixianjiangzheijiyaohuyoulezaishuo！
jiangchenxiaodao：“e？zheimeniubi？weihezhishihonghuangdierjiyao？erbushihonghuangdiyijiyaoni？”
kunkunmanliandoushijiaoaodedao：“neishiyinweibenzuodedagenaishihonghuangdiyiji……yao！”
jiangchenyouwendao：“buzhinidageminghui？”
kunkunzihaodetingletingxiong，huidao：“rutinghaole！shuochuwodagedemingzi，dinghuiheruyitiao！”
“wodagebianshihonghuangdiyijiyao——xiaoheizi！”
“takeshiyiweitaiyijinxiandeqiangzhe！”
“zenmeyang？shibushihaipale！”
jiangchendangchangdengdaleyanjing，‘jingya’dedao：“taiyijinxian！”
“好**啊！”
kandaojiangchendefanying，kunkunyeshizaiyiliaozhizhong，suoyitagengshideyibuyi！
zaizheifangyuanwanlidequyu，sheibupatadagexiaoheizi？
yezhengyinyougetaiyijinxiandedage，suoyizheikunkunpingshilixiaozhangbahu，jingchangqiyatazu。
“hengheng，zhidaowodage**jiuhao！kannihaiganshuowokunkunyouxueguangzhizaima？zhenshikexiao！”
坤坤一脸傲娇的道。
shuoba，kunkunyoushenshileyifanjiangchen，faxianzijijingrankanbutouta，xinxiangzheixiaozibuhuishigejinxianba？
buguojiushijinxianyouruhe？
taqingexiaoheizikeshitaiyijinxianchuqideqiangzhe！
qizuoxiayeyoubushaojinxianxiaodi！
neixiejinxianxiaodipingriliduitahaibushigonggongjingjingde！
danneibijingshitadagedejinxianxiaodimen，ertanengzaitamenmianqianweifeng，wanquanshiyinweitadagedeyuanyin！
buguo，zijiruoshinenggoushouyigejinxiandangxiaodidehua！
neitadageheneixiejinxianxiaodimendinghuiduitaguamuxiangkande！
想到这！
kunkundongleshoujiangchendangxiaodidexinsi，tadao：“xiaozi，benzuokannihaoxiangyeyoudianbenshi，yinggaishigejinxianba？”
“yaobuyaogenbenzuohun？benzuozhaozheni？”
“怎么样？”
kandaokunkunzheime**，jiangchenyoudianxiangxiao，dantajingguozhuanyexunliande，chufeirenbuzhu！
jiangchenxiaolexiao，wendao：“jiunizheixuanxianxiuweihaixiangrangwogennihun？nigenwohunhaichabuduo！”
kunkundunshimianlunuse，chenshengdao：“fangsi！”
“benzuodexiuweishidileyixie！”
“danwodagenaishitaiyijinxiandedaneng！”
“genzhebenzuohun，jiushigenzhebenzuodagehun！”
“hekuangtarujinshenzaizixiaogongtingdao！daitalingtingwanshengrendadaozhihou，xiuweibihuibaozhang！jiushichengjiudaluojinxianyeshiqingqingsongsongdeshiqing！”
“daoshihou，rangtazhidianniyier，jiunengrangnishouyiwuqiongle！”
“suoyishuo，nigenzhebenzuohun，zhunmeicuo！”
“你意下如何？”
姜尘微微一愣！
zheijiahuodedagehaishigezixiaogongzhongkea！
有趣！
buguo，zheikunkunhaishiyaomianduitaneijijiangdaolaidexueguangzhizaide！
jiangchenkanlekankunkunshenhou，siyousuogan，suihoutaxiaodao：“wu……gennihun？keyikaolvxia！”
听闻此话！
kunkundunshimuluxise，youxiejidongdedao：“dangzhen？”
jiangchenxiaozhediandiantou：“dangzhen！buguo……nihaishixianbayingfunidexueguangzhizaiba！”
坤坤：“？？？”
kunkunhaimeilijie，yelaibujizhiwen！
忽然！
kunkunzhijuedehuquyizhen，beihoufaliang！
！！！
靠！
有人偷袭！
咻！
yidianhanmangcongqishenhouxilai！
neilinglidegongji，yaojiangkunkunzhiyusidi！
buguo，zheikunkunhaishiyoudiandongxide！
jingrannengtiqianyimiaozhongyugandaoweixian，binglimazuochufanying！
zhijiantadangchangnuoyileshenwei，danyouyutouxizheshilibitaqiang，suoyikunkunhaishizhongzhaole！
zhibuguobikaileyaohai，beigongjidaogebo！
youshougeboshangneijixuehualaladeliulexialai！
xueguangzhizai，guoranbeijiangchenshuozhongle！
buguo，kunkunlaibujikaolvzheixie！
“heng！xiangbudaoyinidexiuwei，juranbikaileandetouxi！”
“有点东西！”
zhijiankunkunshenhouchuxianleyidaoshenying。
zhutourenshen，mianmaozhengning，tixingkuiwu，shouchijiuchidingpa，pizheyifuyinsezhanpao，duandeshiweifenglinlin！
kunkunniutouyikan，kandaolairenhou，dunshizhenjingdao：“juranshini！”
“猪霸天！”
“zheizenmekeneng，nijingrantupodaojinxianle？”