第3章
gudai，huangdibianshiquanlideshitihuaxiangzheng！
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“是，正是！”
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“kuai！kuaixiesihoubenhougengyi！”
......
yikezhonghou，yongronghuaguidehuanghouniangniangmuyitianxiadezouchulezijideqingong。
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“beijiao！benhouyaowangyushufangqu！”
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“beizhishiliang！yuanhusongniangniangqianwangyushufang！”
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“ruci，jiumafanshitonglingle！”
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“yuanweihuanghouniangniangfutangdaohuo！zaisuobuci！”
切，一对奸夫淫妇！
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“haomeiguijudexiaotaijian！zheifengniannaishihuanghouyuzuo！yeshinigeyanrennengshangde？”
阉人？！
buguozhaochongyelandegenzheibanmeinaozidejijiao，yushiheheyixiaodao。
“shixiaodeshilile，jiruci，zheiyushufangwobianbuqule。huanghouniangniang！nucaigaotui！”
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“shitongling，zheixiaotaijiannaibenhouxinfu，bianrangtashanglaiba。”
“a，zhei......”
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小样，跟老子斗！
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“多谢石统领了！”
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“nizuozaicichu，yaobengongzuozainali？”
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“ziranshizuozaiwohuailile！”
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“呀！”
liuhuanghoujingjiaoyisheng，likeyindejiaowaishiliangdezhuyi。
“niangniang，keshichuleshenmeshima？”
“wu......meishi，meishi，zhishiyouzhitaoyandexiaochongzibale。”
小虫子？
“别闹了！”
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qulebuyidingjiandao，danbuquyidingjianbudao。
“放心好了。”
zhaochongdeshouxiangliuhuanghoudefengpaozhongshenqu，zixinkaikoudao。
“daoshiwoziyoumiaoji。”
“你当真有计？”
liuhuanghouzhuazhulezhaochongluanlaideshou，chenshengwendao。
“hehe，neishikendingde，zongzhidaoshihouyiqietingwoanpaibianhao！ze，huanghouniangniangyifuyouxieluanle，nucaibangninzhengzheng......”
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yushishiliangbianxianrulechensizhizhong。
daodishishenmexiaochongzi，nengranghuanghouniangniangzhuoleyizhenglu？