woturanmingbaigangcaixielinlikaishi，neigeyiweishenzhangdeyanshenshishenmeyisile。
huanhaoyifu，wohuojihuoliaodilaidaoqianqinggong。
ganglaidaomenkou，guorankanjiantaijianpengzhepanzizhengzhunbeiwanglisong。
“dengdeng，zheishiyaosongqujihuangshangdema？”
“是的，娘娘。”
“先拿给我看看。”
wokuaibuzouguoqu，yibaxiankaigaizaishangmiandebu，shunjianzuijiaochouchu。
ruodadetuopanlijingranzhiyouwoyigerendepaizi。
buguojiusuanzheiyang，jintianwanshangwoyebukenengshiqin！
wobuzhehenjidimosuoshoulidepaizi，youyoufanghuipanzili，ranhouchaotaijianxiaolexiao。
“woheniyiqijinquba。”
qianqinggongzhong，xielinzhengzaipiyuezouzhe，yingtingdewuguanzhuguangyingzhaoxiagengxianshensui，bunuziwei。
taitouqiaojianshiwo，luchujifenjingya。
“你怎么来了？”
wohaimeishuohua，xitongjiuqiangzhehuida：“zheihaiyongwenma？takendingshipobujidaixiangjinishiqin，biekanzouzhele，duokankanta。”
我听得直翻白眼。
gouxitong，nijiushuoba，sheishuodeguonia？
xielintingwanquemianserouhexialai，shixianchadiannianzaiwoshenshang，guyiyansudao：“jintianwanshang，zhenkendingshiyaoqupeinide，danhaixuyaozougeliucheng，henkuaijiuhaole。”
我笑着点头。
“huangshangmanmanlai，wobuzheji。”
xielinzhaoshourangtaijianshangqian，qidingshenxianditaishoufangzaiwodepaizishang，ranhouqingqingyifan……
咦？
竟然没翻动？
xielinlengleyixia，zhanqishen，shuangshouqishangzhen，sisikouzhewodepaizi，shichuhunshendeliqi，yaobatafanguolai。
liandoubiehongle，kewodepaiziwensibudong，wenwendifangzaipanzili。
“这是怎么回事？”
xielindangchanghuaiyirensheng，wanxiayao，zixiguanchapaizideqingkuang，xuanjiliansequhei。
“shisheiyongjiaoshuibahuanghoudepaizizhanshangle！”
talianshangcongrongdexiaoshunjianxiaoshile。
ranhou，zhuanyidaowodelianshang。
gangcaizaimenkoukanpaizideshihou，woguyizaishangmiantulejiaoshui，xianzaizhandeyanyanshishi，koudoukoubuxialai。
“huangshang，ninjintianwanshangshibushibunengquzhaowole？”woguyidao。
wenyan，xielinmeitoujinsuo，lijiminglingjinghuangshicuodetaijian。
“mashangquhuanqitapaizi，jintianwanshangzhenyidingyaofanhuanghoudepaizi！”
wolehehedizhanzaipangbian，yidianyebuhuang。
想翻我的牌子？
做梦！
guoleyihuier，taijianjicongcongpaohuilai，yibianpao，yibianhan：
“不好了！”
“huangshang，huanghousuoyoudepaizidoubeirenyongjiaoshuizhanshangle！”