第2章

“小乔,你……”

beichuqiaolazhu,daniugangdasuanshuodianshenme?

“biewanglejialihaiyounilaodielaoniang,haiyoudahugejiadexiaocui,niyaoshiyougeshenmesanzhangliangduan,nijialijiupingnigeyigerenkeyangbuhuo。”

tingdaochuqiaodezheifanquanshuo,daniudemiansezhangdetonghong。

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“keshixiaoqiaonizenmenengzheiyanga?!yaoshi……”

“meishenmehaoshuode,nizuozhekanzhejiuxing。”

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呼呼……

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“heng!zijixuanzemingzhebaoshen,haiyaobaichuyifurucixingzailehuodemoyang,dongmouzhenshixiuyuyuerdengweiwu,yuerdenggongchuyiwuyan,shizaishiyourusiwen!!!”

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“zhushou!guangtianhuari,langlangqiankunzhixia,erdengeliuhaixiangqiangqiangminnvbucheng?!”

“mofeijiubupayamenzhixiao,jiangerdengtongtongdarudalaoma?”

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“qie,wodangshisheini?zenme?nidongxiucaijintianxiangyaoyingxiongjiumeima?!”

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suiranzheixieqiongshushengyuanburutajianzhuang。

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erqie,dongxiucaisuozaidedongjiacunyebushishenmeruanshizi。

“xingdongde,wogaosuni!laozihenimendongjiacunwuyuanwuchoude,jintianzheishiernizuihaoshaoguan,ruruoburan,nihaoziweizhi。”

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“heng!erdengmofeirenweisanyanliangyubiannengrangdongmoutuiquebucheng?dongmoukebushidanqiezhibei,jinrizhishijiranbeidongmoukandaole,neiwodongmourenbianguandingle!!”

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“daniu,nishuoneixingdongdegangcaibuhuishizaineihanwoba?”

“niangxipi!yuexiangyueqi!daniu,nizhidaoneixingdongdetajiazainama?jintianlaozifeidejitajiachuanghuzagekulongbuke。”

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“zheirenrucihouyan**,zisizili,dangzhenshiyigeshizudexiaoren。”

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“qimei,bukehunao!”

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“wujiefangxin,wobuguoshijiaoxunyixianeigexiaorenbale。”

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哼!

rangtazijitanshengpasi,haiyaolanzhebieren,zhenshihuaisile!!!

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“xiaoqishizaishitaihunaole,zheishitianbangeyuedouzuyiyaolezheirendelaomingle!”

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zhishengxiayidaoandanwubidehuiguangchaozhechuqiaopiaoqu。

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erneijinguangzhizhong,heranyouzhewushunongjudexuyingbuduanfuxian。

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“gongdeshengqihuti,cirenmofeishirenzuxianxianlunhuizhuanshi?”

不对!

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“mofeishirenzuyouxindedanengchushi?”

keweihefanjianzheixienianhaowudongjing?

buyuanchudeyikeshushaozhishang,yiminghongyinvzideshenyinghuanhuanfuxian。

cike,zheinvzikanxiangchuqiaodeshuangyandangzhongchongmanlezhenjingyubujie。

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“aiya!buhao!!!”

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benlaizhengzaikanxideziyinvzimeitouyizhou,dunshifachuyishengtonghu。

“哎呦!”