-你比笑话好笑。
tangzaichuangshangxiaoleyihuierqinloujiuzheimehuileyiju。
-wonalihaoxiaole？taoyan！
pikaqiubufuqi，falegezhengzaidiaopideshenzheshetoudemogutoubiaoqingbaoguolai。
-nijiushuonidaodixiaolemeiyou?
秦楼又乐了一会儿。
-woxiaole，pikaqiu，xiexieni。
qinlouxianglaiyoudian**，henshaoyouzheimezhenchengxiangbierenbiaodaxieyideshihou，suirangezhepingmu，pikaqiuyebingbuqingchutadaodiyouduoshaochengyi，danhaishiganshoudaoletaqingxudediluo。
-怎么了？
-meizenme，duile，nijiaoshenmemingzilaizhe？
……zuipakongqiturananjing。
-taoyanla！shuoguohaojicile，nizenmejibuzhu？
-我叫江君啦！
-e，jiangjun，haowojizhule。
pu，yaotuxue，pikaqiuganjinjiuzheng。
-bushijiangjun，shijiangjun！
-抱歉，打错字了。
……
diertian，qinloubinaozhongxianxing，zheixiandebutaikexue，kenengshizuowanshuitaizaodeyuangu。
咕噜噜～～～
duzibuzhengqidejiaolejisheng，qinlouzuowanmeichifan，waizaichuangshangliaotianliaozheliaozhejiushuizhele，zhongtuhuanghujianyourenqiaomen，yinggaishiqinmajiaotachifan。
tameiying，zaoyemeixi，jiuzheimeyijueshuidaotianliang。
qinloutoufaduan，bucazhiyebumofen，qichuanghoudeyixiliedongzuozeikuai。
xunsuxishuhao，qinlouchongchumenzhibenluliangpangdezaodianpu，mailelianggeroubao，yibeizhou，meizoujibujiuchiwanle，gangxiangzaichidianbiede，shenhouhuranyourenjiaota。
“xiaolou！”yigeshougaonvhaizoulai，nvhaiyeshiyitouduanfa，kuansongdexiaofucongyijiaoladaoyiling，liangzhixiuziqueshijuanqilaide，kanshangciqingshuangyouliluo，yaobushineipifuguoyubaixixini，tajianzhixianggenanhaizi。
“kao，muchen！”qinlouyouxiejingxi，“haozhangshijianbujiannile。”
muchengenqinloutongzaiqimingjiuzhongdushu，muchenyijingshigaosanle，tahaizhishigegaoyixiaoxuemei，liangrenjialidejin，piqiyehenxiangfang，suanshicongxiaowandaodadexiaohuoban。
muchenyizhangpaizaitabeishang:“zenmeyang，haishiyingbu?gaozhonghaowanma？”
“pi。”qinlouyishoulinshubaoyishouchadou，“buhaowan。”
“zenmele，beirenqifule？shei，woquzouta。”muchenbaqideyangleyangquantou，muchensuishigenvhai，daqijialaiyidianbushunanhai。
“sheiganqifuwoya？”qinloumanbujingxindao，“dengwoyiyanwozhunwenhoutalaolao。”
“shima？”muchenyoudianbuxiangxin，“neinizheilianshizenmehuishi？”
qinloudeyouliansuiranyijingxiaozhongle，danhaishiyinyinjianyoujigeshouzhiyin。
qinlouyaoleyaotoumeishuohua，youxieshiwenqilairongyi，daqilaiyiyannanjin。
“nimadade?”muchenyouxiexixudewen。
“ng。”qinlouyangzhetouxixueyixiao，“niqudataya！hahaha！”
muchenchuoleyixiatanaomenjiazaitabozishangchakaihuatidao：“zou，qingnichizaodian。”
“我吃过了。”
“dele，nifenminghaixiangchi。”
“ze，zhilouzhemoruoshuaichena！”
“那是。”
……
jintianxingqisi，meishenmetebie，qinloujinjiaoshihouzhongyufaxianjintiandebutebiezhichu，yinweijintianhemingtiandouyaojinxingqizhongceshi，tongxuemendoulaidehenzao，lailejiuzixi。
qinlouyutongzhuojihushitongshijinrujiaoshi，luyuweikanletayiyanyoukanlekanwanbiao，poganjingya。
“nijintianzenmezheimezao？”luyuweiwen。
“buzaole，jintianyaokaoshini！”qinloutaochushoujigenpikaqiuchelejijuxiandanhou，chongtongzhuoxiaochuyikouxiaobaiya，“zaoatongzhuo！”
“zao。”luyuweiyexiaolexiao，“qiguai，nixiangshihuiguanxinkaoshiderenma？”
“buxianga！”qinlounachulishikebenjiazhuangzixi。
luyuweizuijiaochoulechou，zheihuoshudounacuole，kanlaiqueshibuxiang：“zaoshangxiankaozhengzhihedili，zhongwucaikaolishi。”
“e，shima？”qinloudandingdefanghuilishikebennachuyizhangditu。
“bushi……pu！”luyuweihuranxiaole，“nizheigeshihoukandituganma？laoshiranggouqilaideneixiezhongdianduokanyixiaba！”
“zheijiaokaoqiantuji。”qinlouyouliyoujudao，“nikanzheixieshanmaipendihaixia，suibianjizhuyigekaoshidouyoudemeng，burandaoshihouwodabushanglaizongbunengbaluyuweidedamingxieshangquba！”
“gun！”luyuweiwunaidexiaolexiao，nachutadedilizhitongchezhuanxindekanleqilai，yaoshuotuji，zheicaishizuihaodetujiba！
kaoshideshihou，gebanzhuozibudong，butongbanjidiaohuanzuoweijiuxing。
likaoshizhichashiwufenzhongle，anshuozheigeshihoudajiadougaijinruzijidekaochang，ercishiqinlouzhengpengzheyibenxiaoshuoyijingkandaoletianxiawuwozhijing，pangruowurendedaxiao，xiaowanjixufanzhekan，ganjueyuekanyueyouyisi，tajiushixihuanzheizhongganjue，sihuzhiyouchenjinzaitianmaxingkongdeshijielicaiganjuezijishizhendehuozaizheigeshijieshang，youxueyourouyouwendu。
“tongxue，kuaiyaokaoshileyo！”pangbianhuranyourentixingleyiju，qinloumeifanying，shengyintashitingdaole，haitinghaoting。
“tongxue，nishizheigekaochangdema？”neigetongxueyouwen。
qinloutaitouyingleyisheng：“woshizheigebande。”
“……”neitongxuegujiyoudianwuyu，meishuohua，zuodaolehoupaizhuozi。
suizhezhouzaoyuelaiyueanjing，qinloucaiyishidaoyinggaishikaoshishijiandaole，yitaitouzhouweiderendouzaikanta。
“tongxuenishizheigekaochangdema？”neitongxueyouwenleyiju。
qinlouzhuanguotouqu，shuohuadeshiyigenansheng，tingshuai，guanjianshitashengyintaihaotingle，qinlourenbuzhuduokanleyiyan，ranhoucaihuranhuiguoshenlai：“ha，baoqiana！zhanlenidekaochangzuowei。”
“meishi。”neiweinantongxuehenwenyadedao，qinlourangkaihou，tajiuzuolexiaqu，“zheishinidezuoweia？”
“bu，shinide。”qinlounandejichuyisixiaorong。
nantongxuexiaolexiao：“woshuodeshibanjizuowei，bushikaochangzuowei。”
“e，shiwodeshiwode，woxianzoule。”qinlounaleliangzhibiheyihetugaiye，liancaogaozhidoubudaidezoule，jianjiedexiangqucanjiagaokaoside。
nantongxuezaitashenhouxiaozheyaoleyaotou，haimeijianguozheimexinkuandenvsheng，likaoshizhichawufenzhonglehaizaikanxiaoshuo，jijidiandejiankaolaoshigujiyijingzaifenfashijuanle。
qinlouhanlebaogaojinlezijidekaochang，jiankaolaoshipiqiyoudianhu，xianxierangtagunchuqubiekaole，qinlouzuozaizijidezuoweishanghuranxiangqineigenantongxuedeshengyin，tinghaoting，renyetinghaokan，taweiweigoulegouchun，haihaozijiduiyixingbuganxingqu，buranjiupingtaneifuhaosangzi，qinlougujizaojiuxiangtayaolianxifangshile。
qinloushizaichusandeshihoufaxianzijixingxiangyouwenti，tabumingbaidaozheidishiweishenme，jidechuershitahaiduibanliyigexiaonanshengtingyouxingqude，danshihoulaitafaxianneixingquyuanyuneigexiaonanshengdexuebadiwei，congyikaishitajiuduinanshengmeiyourenheganjue。
qinmajuedetatieshixinchang，nengliaozaiyiqidenvtongxuejuedetafayujiaowanxinzhiweikai，haopengyoumuchenjuedetajiushigejiaxiaozi，youlayoujiang，yudaoyigezhenxinxihuanderenpashihenkunnan。
danzhiyoutazhidaozijishizenmehuishi，tagenbenbuxihuannansheng，zheibeiziyeyubudaoneigezhenxinxihuandenansheng，danzheibeizishifounengyudaoyigezhenxinxihuandenvhaijiuhennanshuole。