limohenshiwunai，ditoukanlezijizheiyishen，weiweixiaodao：“buhaoyisi，wogenrenyuehaole。”
wangtingtingyitingzheihua，lianshangdebiaoqingshifendebuziran，henshiyanehebiyidejianjiaodao：“nizheiyangdeqiongsuanxiaozi，nengzaiwomenhuangtingsirenhuisuoyueleren？kaiwanxiaonini！zouzouzou，biefangaiwomenzuoshengyi！”
shuoba，talenglengdedengleyanlimo，yanshenzhongdejichao，lingrenhenshibuyue。
limoxingmeiweiweiyining，yijiulimaodeshuodao：“wozhendeyueleren，youjishi，mafanxinggefangbian。”
shuoba，limotaibu，wangzhengtingfangxiangzouqu。
dengshi，wangtingtingjiujile，yibazhuaizhelimodeyishan，hechidao：“nizheirenyoumaobingba，womenzheilishihuangtingsirenhuisuo，laidekedoushiqianwanshenjiaqibudeyouqianren！nisuangeshenmedongxi，ninenghezheiyangdedalaobanyuedaoyikuai？”
她是真的生气了！
shenmelajirenshia，douganshanchuanghuangtingsirenhuisuole！
简直就是找死啊！
limoyanjiaozhongjiuyoulehanyi，gangxiangjieshishenme，yipangyidaohuyidehechishengchuanlai。
“zenmehuishi，chaochaonaonaode，rangkerenmenkanjianle，chenghetitong！”
zoulaideshigesanshiduosuidenanzi，chuanzhecaijiandetideheigezixizhuang，xiongqianbiezhejinglidehuizhang，dabeitouyouguangzengliangde，haidaizhejinsikuangdeyanjing，kanshangqujiushijingyingrenshi。
“fangjingli，nikesuanlaile，zheigeqiong**sishanchuangwomenhuisuo！”
neifangjingliculecumeitou，tuiletuijinsikuangdeyanjing，shangxiadaliangleyanposuzhezhuangdelimo，lenglengkaikoudao：“duibuqi，zheilishisirenhuisuo，doushihuiyuanzhide，wocongweijianguoni，haiqingnisusuliqu。”
fangjinglihaisuandetide，bingmeiyoushuoshenmetaiguodehua。
zhuyaoshi，tawanquankanbushanglimo，ziranbuyuanyiguoduoyanyu。
wangtingtingjianlimohaizhanzaizhei，limayizhiqishidezhizhetabizihemadao：“zenme，haibugun？feiyaowojiaobaoanlaigannichuqushibushi？”
limodeliansezhongjiuanchenlexiaqu。
tabuguoshilaizhaoren，weishenmefeiyaozheiyangzhenduizijini？
nandao，jiuyinweizijichuanzheputong，jiubeitieshangleqiongrendebiaoqian？
“wozaishuoyici，woshilaizhaorende。”limodandandeshuodao，yuqizhongyijingduoleyisinuyi。
neibiangangzhunbeizhuanshendefangjingli，zheihuiniuguotoulai，huyidewangzheta，wendao：“nizhaoshei？”
“qianfu。”limodao。
“hehe！”
hude，neifangjingliwunaideyaotoulengxiao，wendao：“nizhaowomenqiandong？”
qiandong，keshihuangtingsirenhuisuodemuhoudalaodong。
zheijinian，congweilaiguo，jintianshidiyiciguolai！
tingshuo，tazaidengyigeguike。
nanbuchengshiyanqiandezheichouxiaozi？
yipangdewangtingtingyeshichaonongdeshuoleju：“fangjingli，zheirenjiushishacha，wojiaolianggerenguolaibatarengchuqu。”
fangjinglibenlaibuxiangzheimezuode，danhaishidianlediantou，dao：“chuliganjingdian，bieyinqineixiekerendefanganhewuhui。”
呵呵。
qiandongzenmehuirenshizheimeqiongsuandedicengrenshi。
“haodefangjingli，womingbaide。”
neiwangtingtingqianleqianruannuodeshenzi，yipinyixiaodoushihulijingyiban。
erhou，taniutou，ehenhendedengleyanlimo，naqishouzhongdedianhua，botonglebaoanbu：“lailianggerendaoqianmen，yourennaoshi。”
huangtingsirenhuisuoqianmenshimeiyoubaoande，yinwei，meirenganlaizheinaoshia。
jinjinchuchude，kedoushihanchengnaizhiwaidiyoutouyouliandedarenwu，renheyigerendounengjiaonongyifangfengyun。
sheizheimebukaiyan，ganzaihuangtingnaoshi？
dianhuaguale，wangtingtingshuangshouhuanxiong，yishuangdanfengyansisidedingzhelimo，chaoxiaodao：“shazi，niwanle！”
limoyehenwunai，momodetaochushouji，botongleqianlaodedianhua，hanshengdao：“wozaiqianmen，beirenlanzhule，nizhiyousanfenzhongdeshijian。”
kandaolimozhuangmozuoyangdedadianhua，wangtingtingxiaodeneishiqianyanghouhe，huazhiluanzhan，biyidao：“wopei！nibuhuishidajiwomenqiandongleba？zhenshigeqiong**si，zhuangbiyebushinizheiyangdehaoba。”
limobingmeiyouhuizui，ershibeizheshou，pingjingdezhanzaineier。
这让王婷婷气炸了！
zheishenmehuosea，juranganwushiziji！
靠！
yucitongshi，qianfu，huangtingsirenhuisuodemuhoulaodong，cikedaizhemishu，huojihuoliaodepaoxiangqianmen，yuanyuandijiukandaolexiaoshaoyebeirenduzaiqianmenyidunpitougailiandechouma！
dengshi，qianfumuciyulie！
neikeshishaozhu，longmenweilaidelongjun！
“zhushou！”qianfudahanleyisheng。
neijigezhengzaiquganlimodebaoan，hudetingdaoyishengnuchi，niutouyikan，jiukandaomanliannuyideqiandongpaoleguolai！
钱董！
huangtingsirenhuisuodemuhoudalaodong！
立正！
敬礼！
“qiandong！”jigebaoanqishuashuadejingli。
danqianfugenbenmeizhengyankantamen，zhibenzhengzhengliyifudelimo，lianshangluchujidongdexiaorong。
“xiaoshaozhu，ninlaile，limianqing。”
qianfubigongbijingdezhanzailimogenqianyimizhiwai，gongshenwanyao，xiandehenshizunjing。
zheiyimu，yerangwangtingtingmengle！
xiao……xiaoshaozhu？
什么情况？
zheihuo，bujiushigeqiong**sime！
“qian……qiandong，ninshibushirencuorenle，tajiushiyigeqiong**si，paoguolainaoshide。”
wangtingtingchayidao，genzhe，zhuanliannudengzhelimo，hedao：“nigelaji！jiandaowomenqiandongjuranbuxingli，nimenliangge，haibuganjinbatarengchuqu！”
wangtingtinghenzheji，yaoshireleqiandongbugaoxing，neihouguobukanshexiang！
“fangsi！”
hude，qianfuhanmeidengzhewangtingting，nuchidao：“niyaobasheirengchuqu？takeshishaozhu，shihuangtingsirenhuisuodeshijiyongyouzhe，nimenqiganwuli！”
咯噔！
jiuta？yige**si，shihuangtingsirenhuisuozhenzhengdelaoban？
搞笑呢吧！
wangtingtingyanjingzhengdedadade，henshibujiehebuxin，wendao：“qiandong，ninmeikaiwanxiaoba？”
哼！
qianfulenghengyisheng，buzaiyanyu，shenseyijingbiaomingyiqie。
wangtingtingzheihuierxinganjuzhan，lianjiazhanli，buganzhixindedingzhelimo。
yuanlai，tashuozhaoqiandongshizhende！
genzhe，wangtingtingjiulimawanyao，daoqiandao：“li……lidong，duibuqi，duibuqi，wo……”
ercishi，xianqiandefangjingliquerfufan，meiyouzhuyidaoqianfu，fanzhengkanlimohaizaizhei，dunshinaohuo，hedao：“nizenmehaizaizhei？ganjingun！”
tazheihuagangyichukou，jiulimayishidaoyishuangbinglengdemuguang，zhengzaizijibeihouehenhendedingzheziji！
limozuijiaodanxiao，xinzhongwunai。
“zhukou！”
qianfuxinzhongganhuodawang，shouzhongdeheijinguaizhangzhongzhongdekezaidimianshang。
“qian……qiandong，ninzenmezaizhei？”
fangjinglicikecaizhuyizijishenhoudeqianfu，dunshipeizhexiaolianhenshifengcheng。
erqianfugenbenbudalita，erhougongjingdekanxianglimo，wendao：“xiaoshaozhu，nindasuanzenmechuli？”
xiao……xiaoshaozhu？
tingdaozheihua，fangjingliboziliyileng，niutoudingzheyangmiankantianshenqingziruodelimo。
dengshi，tajiuyishidaobuduile！
qiandongjinwanyaojiandeguike，jiushita？！
limominminzui，dao：“kaichuba。”
“lairen，jiangzheilianggeren，jiworengchuqu！”qianfunudao。
噗通！
fangjinglierhuabushuo，likepuguoqu，zhijieguizailimogenqian，aiqiudao：“xiaoshaozhu，woyouyanwuzhumaofanlenin，qiuninyuanliangwo，wocuole！”
tabushishazi，zirankandeqingjushi。
qiandongzheiyangshenmidedarenwu，duidaiyanqiandenianqingrendourucidebeigongquxi。
zuyijiande，duifangdeshenfen，bidingbushizijinengyangwangde！
wangtingtingyeshihunshenzhanlizhe，yiliantaohaodedao：“xiaoshaozhu，wocuole，wozaiyebuganle，qiuninyuanliangwozheiyici。”
raner，limodandandexiaolexiao，kanleyanqianfu，houzhezhijiezhizhejigebaoanminglingdao：“rengchuqu！congjintiankaishi，hanchengzaiwutamenlimingzhidi！”
“xiaoshaozhu，xiaoshaozhu！raolewomenba，womencuole，qiuninle……”
zaifangjinglihewangtingtingkukuaiqiushengzhong，limoyijingheqianfulaidaolezuishehuadezongtongtaofangnei。
shijifenzhonghou，limoconghuangtingsirenhuisuochulai，shoulilinzhesuliaodaizhuangdeqian。
danglimohuidaoyiyuanbingfang，yiganrendeng，doumianselengchaorefengdedengzheta。
“yo，limoa，jiedaoqianle？”guxingweimanlianjichaodeshense。
tashigujiadafangdeshaoye，duiguyunlanzheigeerfangdexiaojie，zixiaokanbuguan。
youqishitaerfanghairuzhuileyigefeiwunvxu，jianzhijiushijigujiamengxiu！
limozhishilenglengdekanletayiyan，jiangshouzhongdesuliaodairengzaichajishang，duigulaoyezidao：“zheiliershiwan，wonverdebing，wolaizhi。”
dengshi，yipangdewangfangzhijieyibazhangnuchouzailimolianshang，madao：“nigefeiwu，zenmegenlaoyezishuohuani？”
zheiyibazhang，dadelimoyimeng，meitouweicu。
guyunlanyeshiganjinshangqianlazhuzijidelaoma，dao：“ma，niganshenme。”
“shenme**shenme，nijiwoqikai！rangnihetazheigemeichuxidedongxilihun，nijiushibuli，xianzaijialimeinishuohuadefen！”
wangfanghechidao，denglejiyanguyunlan。
“limo，qiancongnatoulaide？”wangfanglengxiaozhewendao。
talimoshenmedexing，zijizheigezhangmuniangzuiqingchu！
limojieshidao：“jiede。”
“haha！”
shunjian，yiwuziderendouxiaole。
“jiuni？sheihuijiejinizheigewonangfeia。”wangfangmeiyanqingtiaodebiyidao。
erzheishihou，laoyeziyezhanqishen，yishuanghanmukanzhelimo，dao：“jiedaoqianyouruhe，qianqianshiwogujiade，sheijizhi，shiwoshuolesuan，bushini！”
“woshiqianqiandebaba！”limonieleniequantou，zhengbiandao。
啪！
gulaoyeziyibazhangshanguoqu，madao：“hunzhang！nigangenwocushengcuqide？sheijiaonide！”
jiuzaidajiaduilimogezhongmanmazhizedeshihou，menwaizoujinlaiyimingchuanzhedetiqieangguidezhongniannanzi，henshenshihenlimao，yikanjiushidarenwu。
“nihao，nijiushigujiadelaoyezi？”zhongniannanzixiaohehedewendao，tongshishenchushou。
gujialaoyezishirenjing，yiyanjiukanchulailairenbufan，kekeqiqiwoshoudao：“dui，woshi，qingwenninshi？”
“birenxingsong。”neizhongniannanzishuowan，pailepaishou。
genzhe，bingfangmenkou，zoujinlaihaojigeheixizhuangdenanzi，taijinlaiyitaozhanxindeyiliaoyiqi！
jingenzhe，haiyousigechuanzhebaidaguatouhuafabaideyihurenyuan，yegenzhezoulejinlai。
“zheishixueyejinghuaqidx。”
“zheishizuizhuanyedeyihurenyuan，zaibaixuebinglingyuhenyoujianshu，shiquanweizhuanjia。”
neizhongniannanzishuozhe，genzheyounachujiheyao，dao：“zheishizhenduibaixuebingdetexiaoyao，anxe。”
kanzheyanqiandezheiyimu，gujiarenmianmianxiangqu，quandoumengle！
“zhei……xueyejinghuaqidx，quanshijiezhiyousantaia，shizuidingjiandeyiliaokejishebei！”
gujiarenzhong，yigerenjinghudao。
“haiyouzheiyao，wogangchale，yeshizuixinyanfadetexiaoyao，zhiyulvgaoda90%！yilikaichuletianjia，qibaiwan！haishitegongde，bushiyouqianjiunengmaidaode，yinianzhishengchanyibaili！youjiawushi！”
嗡！
顾家人再次震惊了！
gulaoyezigengshijidongdewendao：“songxiansheng，zheixiedoushisheisongde？”
neiweisongxianshengbuluhenjidekanleyanweiweicumeidelimo，dao：“lijia。”