第1章 美女黄牛

luoxiaomingdaoxindanweibaodaodediertian,shangwujiudianduozhong,takaizhechezilaidaozhangtuqichezhanqianmian,zhunbeidaochezhanliqukanyixia。

tazouchuchezi,zhuanguoyitiaomalu,taiyanyikan,faxianxibianyibaiduomiyuandemalubian,tingzheyiliangcheshengaodadedakeche。dakecheqianmianweizheyidaqunren,sihuzaizhengchao。

yigezhongniannanrenturanshenchushou,zhuazhuyigenvrendeyilinglacheqilai。zheishifuqidajia,haishizhuazhunvzei,yihuoshibuyaoliandexiaosana?

luoxiaominghaoqidizouguoqukan。nandeshigenongminmoyangdeheilianren,sishiduosuinianji;nvshizeshigebaijingbiaozhide**,sanshiduosuifangling。tamenkendingbushifuqi,neitamenshishenmeguanxini?

yuanlaishixiaotou,wonayoushijianguanzheizhongxiaoshi?luoxiaomingzhengxiangzhuanshenzou,youtingneige**han:“wopingshenmehainiqian?nizheigerenzenmezheiyang?fangkaiwo——”nanrentigaoshengyinhan:“nizheigepianzi,pianwoqian,haixiong!”

**gengjianulidizhengzhaqilai,nanrensisijiuzhutadeyilingbufang。**deshangyibeiladewangshangsuoqu,xianxideyaoyandoululechulai,houmianluchubaihuanghuangdeyipiannenrou。nandehaishibufangshou,gengjiayongjingdichezheta。tamenhuoxiangyigongyimuliangzhihaodoudeji,youqudizaineililachezhezhuanquanzi。

围观的人越来越多。

tabushinvzei,ershinvpianzi!luoxiaomingshouzhuyaozhuanshendejiaobu,xiangkankanzheishigeshenmeyangdejietoupianju。yushi,tazoushangqianqu,chongtamenhan:“wei,wei,nimenganshenme?kuaifangkaita!”

tingdaohansheng,lianggenannvxianshiyileng,jiertingzhu,manmanzhanzhishenzi。zhongniannanrenfangkai**deyiling,danhaishiyonglizuanzhutadeyoushou,patataopao。

nanrendaliangleluoxiaomingyiyan,qifendishuo:“zheiweixiongdi,nilaipingpingli。woyaodaoshandonglinyiqu,jintianmeilehuoche。tashuonengbangwosongshangqulinyideshuangcengwopudakeche,shoulewo460yuanqian。woshanglecheyiwencaizhidao,chepiaozhiyou200yuanqian,erqiezheiliangcheshidaoxuzhoude,budaolinyi。wowentazheishizenmehuishi?tashuodaolexuzhou,huiyourenbangnizhuanchedaolinyide,buyongnizaitaoqianle。dantayizou,sijiquegenwoshuo,daolexuzhou,yaozhuanchedaolinyi,haidenizijitaoqianmaipiao。woganjueqingkuangbudui,lianmangxiachejiaozhuta,wentayaoqian,taquejianjuebukenhaiqian。”

这是黄牛宰客。

luoxiaomingxinxiang,zheizhongshiqingqitadifangzaoyijuejile,youjiangshizenmehaiyouzheiyangshiqingfashengni?xiangdaozheili,tazhuanlianqukanneigeliansefeihongde**:“shibushizheihuishi?”

“shi,youzenmeyang?”**buxiedidaliangletayiyan,tizhezuijiaochongtashuo,“nishisheia?zheilidoushizheiyangde,yaoniduoguanshenmexianshi?!”

“woshisheibuzhongyao,guanjianshinizheiyangzuoshibuduide。”luoxiaominghaoyanxiangquan,xiangyongrenxinghuadechulibanfa,quantahaixieqianjizheigekelianbabadenongmin。tadagongzhengdianqianburongyi,tashenshangdemeizhangchaopiaokeyishuodoushixuehanqiana。zuizhongyaodeshi,zheizhongxingweibuwenming,yousunyoujiangdechengshixingxiang。

“budui?heng。”**pangruowurendilalelabeinongsuoshangqudeyifu,bupahaixiudijiekainiuzikudekouzi,luchulimianxinggandehongseduanku。tabaneiyisaijinqu,zaikoushangniuzikudekouzi。talengyandehonglianyila,chaofengdiyangzheliumeishuo,“woweitazuojieshao,yourangrenyongmotuochebatadaidaozheili,natayidianzhongjiefeihelaowufei,youshenmebudui?”

luoxiaomingwen:“huochezhandaozheiliyoujililu?”

**taoyandizhouzhemeitou,pianguotoubuhuidatadewenti。neigezhongniannongminshuo:“zuiduosansigonglilu,10yuanqianchefeichabuduoba?”

“zhongjiefeizongbunengchaoguobenjinduiba?”luoxiaominghaixianggen**jiangli,rangtahaiqian,“jiushishoutabaifenzhiershidezhongjiefei,yezhiyou40yuanqian。niduoshouta260yuanqian,yetaiheixinleba!”

**gangganglengjingxialaidelianyoujidongdizhanghongqilai,haishibufushudishuo:“heishenmeheia?youbushiwoyigerenzheiyangde。”

zheishi,congcheshangzouxialaiwuliugenannvlvke,chongzhetamenfachuyipianrangrangsheng。

“womendoushizheiyangbeihuangniupianshangchede。”yigebailingmoyangdezhongnianrenyeshiyiliandefenkai,danshuodehuaqueyouxieshuiping,“youjiangzheigechengshidaodizenmele?jirendeyinxiangshizaishitaichale。”

tingdaolvkedepiping,luoxiaomingxinlibeishenshenchudong,tazhidaojintianbixuchulihaozheijianshi。yushi,tadui**shuo:“qitahuangniuyihouzaicha,qingnixianbaduoshoudeqianhaijita。”

“pingshenmehaijita?”**jiaoaoditingletinggaoxiong,bazhangbaijingdebozishuo,“heng,bukeneng!”

luoxiaomingbutingtade,zhuanlianqukanneigenongminmoyangde**:“nikan,rangtahainiduoshaoqianheshi?”

zhongniannongminxianglexiangshuo:“nigangcaishuo,jiushijibaifenzhiershidezhongjiefei,yezhiyou40yuanqian。zaijiashang10yuanqiandechefei,zonggong50yuanqian。suanle,jiurangtahaiwo200yuanqianba。”

luoxiaomingzhuanshenkanzhe**,pingjingqueyouweiyandishuo:“haita200yuanqian。”

**zaicishangshangxiaxiadaliangzheluoxiaoming,yiweitashiyigedabaobupingdelvke,bianyangzheyitouxiufajiaodao:“woweishenmeyaotingnide?nishishenmerena?shixiangde,kuaijiwozoukai。bushixiangde,wojiaorenlaishoushini!”

“e,shima?”luoxiaomingtizuijiaoxiaole。tagandaoyouxieyiwai,zheizhongxianxiangdebeihouhaiyourenzhichi?neiwodaoyaokankan,tanengjiaolaishenmeyangderenshoushiwo。

“xing,nidadianhuajiaoba,wozaizheilidengzhe。”luoxiaominghaobuweijudishuo,“danershifenzhongbulairen,jiuqingnilikehaiqian!”

**zhendenachushoujidaqilai:“dage,zheililaileyiweiduoguanxianshidenanren。tayaowobaqianhaijirenjia,nikanzenmeban?”

shoujilichuanlaiyigenanrenpolabasidehousheng:“sheichibaolechengde?zhaosia!nidengzhe,womashangguolai!”

zheishi,kanrenaoderenqunzhong,yougezhongnianfunvzoudaoluoxiaominggenqian,haoxindiyadishengshuo:“xiaohuozi,kuaizouba,zheixierenbuhaore。tamenzaizheilikengren,pianren,yijinghenzhangshijianle。meirenguan,yebuganguan。youjici,lvkeda110baojing,jingchajingranchichibulai。youcizhongyulaile,yeshiwenleyixia,shuolejijuhua,jiuzoule。”

lingyigenanrenyeshuo:“tamenbeihouyouren,caizheiyanghen,zheiyangxiongde。jingchadouguanbule,ninengguanma?haishikuaizouba,tamenrenduoshizhong,niyigeren,naligaodeguotamen?”

“xiexienimendehaoyitixing,danwobupa。”luoxiaomingzhanzairenqunzhong,yizhijiandingdiguanchazhesizhoudedongjing,“wodaoyaokankan,zheixierenxiongdaoshenmechengdu。”