第三章 相亲遭穿越

“kuaiyidian,kuaiyidian!doushenmeshijianle,zenmehaizailimianni?kuaiyidianchulai。”laomayijiaochuaikaimen,lisuodangrandilaidaowuzilimian,kandaowozhengzailanyangyangdichuanzheyifu。

“laoma,nikan,wozheibushiganggangdechuanhaolema?zheshenmejima?”wozhuanguoshenpieleyiyanlaoma,jixunongzhewodeyifu,sihulaomagenbenjiushiduiwobuguanyongyiban。laomayiranzhanzaimenkou,mubuzhuanjingdidingzhewo,nongdewojibeiyouyidianfaliangdeganjue。wozhuanguoshen,duilaomashuo,“laoma,nikankanzheitiaoqunzi,haishinizaiwoshengrideshihousongjiwodeni!meicizhiyaoshiwochuanshangzheitiaoqunzi,baozhunhuihaoyunde。”

yitiaodanlansedesuibianhuaqun,zaipeishangyishuangbaisedegaogenliangxie。guaishundetoufapiaosazaierhou,luchuyiduixiaoqiaojingzhideerhuan,chentuochuyizhongbieyangdeqizhi。

“ng,haihaoba!”laomashangxiadidaliangzhewoyixia,zuihou,dianlediantou,weixiaozheshuo,“daxiaojie,zheixiaziwomenkeyizouleba。”

“ng,keyile!”woyishuaiqunbai,bunaifandishuodao。wowunaidigenzailaomadeshenhou,renpinglaomakoumohengfeidexiangneiweibuzhidaocongnalimaochulaidewangayituijianwo。kandaolaomakuakuaqitandishuozhe,wohaizhendejiushimeiyoujuedewoxianglaomashuodeneimedehaoni!

“ng,zheigehaizizhangdehaizhendejiushihenchuzhong!”wangayishangxiadaliangzhewo,dianlediantou,maosihenmanyideyangzi。

heng,nimenzheishizaixuanhuangfeinima?yebuyongyongzheizhongyanshenkanzhebenguniangba。benguniangzhishibuxiangyaozheimezaodejiaren,gunainaiwocaibushishenmedalingshengnvni。xiangdangnian,benguniangyeshiyizhihua,youduoshaonanrenzaimengzhongmengdaowodoubushuo。zanjiushuoyouduoshaodeshuaigetouhuaisongbaodoubeibenguniangjuzhimenwaiba!heng,heng,heng。

“zhibuguo……,”wangayituntuntutudishuodao。lianshangfuxianchuleyimoweinanzhise。

“zhibuguozenmele?”laomamanlianjiaojidiwendao。laomahenbudeyixiazirangneiweiwangayijiubawolingzoule,likedebawojiadiao。laomazhendejiushitaihenxinle!shijieshangzenmehuiyouzheimehenxindemamani?laotiana,jiujiuwoba。ruguoyouneiweihaoxindetianshidajie,jiejiewo,woningyuanjininzuoniuzouma!

“shinishuode,ruguowojiujiunidehua,nihuizuoniuzuomade?”zaiwodemianqianturandechuxianleyigezhangzhechibangdetianshijiejie!tianni,zheiyetaiherenleba。zenmekenengchuxianzheizhongshiqingni?kanlaizhendejiushiyoushenlingzaidea!

“ngng!”wolikeguizailedishang,shuangshouheshi,henqianchengdidianzhetoushuodao。jiuxiangshi《xiyouji》lidetangsanzangyiyang,yixinzhixiangyaoquxitianqudefojing。

“neihaoba!”tianshijiejiehuidongzhetashouzhongdexiaobang,wozhijuedeyanqianmaozhejinsedexingxing,qiyude,woshenmedoubuzhidaole。

dengwoxinglaideshihou,beiyanqiandechangjingjihezhule。zheilishinali?zenmezheixierendouchuanzhexiqiguguaideyifu。sihuzheilishizaipaiguzhuangjuni!zheichangjinghewozaidianshilimiankandaodeyiyang。

“dage,zheishizaipaiguzhuangjuma?”wozhanqishen,gutousuantong。pailepaishenshangdechentu,manlianhaoqidiwendao,“wozaizheigeguzhuangjulishiyanshenmejiaosea?”

“guniang,niyidingshishaohuailenaodai。shenmeguzhuangju?zheilishitianchao。”yigechuanzheguzhuangdenanzi,dayuesishisuideyangzi,lvzhehuzi,manlianqiguaideshenqing,kanzhewoshuodao。“nandaoguniangbushibenguorenshi。”

“shenme?”wozhengdazheyanjing,bukesiyidiwendao。womeiyoutingcuoba,zheizenmekenengni?zheilibushipaisheguzhuangjudexianchang,nandaozheilizhendejiushichuanshuozhongdetianchao。wodemaya,neiweitianshijiejie,zenmebawosongdaolezheimeyuanni?

“guniang,nideerduobuhaoshilema?”neiweinanziyoumuyouyangdishuodao。

“e,wozhidaole!”woxinliyouzheshuobuchulaidexingfen。zaiyiqiandeshihou,doushikanzheguzhuangxide,xianzaiwoyelaidaolegudaile,zhendejiushitaihaole!wodezhouweiweiguanlehenduoderen,yebuzhidaotamenzaiqizuibashedishuozheshenme!aiya,buguanle。woyangleyangshou,nachupofudejiashishuodao。“douzoule,dousanleba!youshenmehaokande,doukuaiyidianzoule。”

dajiawenyan,yedoubuzaishuoshenmele。manmandedousankaile。