第一章 谁是流氓

“weiweiwei,meinv,wozhidaowodexiongjihenfada,danwoshigehenchuantongdenanren,。”

“shaozainaeryouzuihuashe,zhuanguolai,batuizhangkai!”

“heng,nizheigeguazilian,dazhangtui,xiaomanyao,bieyiweinizhangdepiaoliangwojiuhuiqufu!”

chenguangzhanzaianjianjishang,chaozheshuangshou,shuangtuibidejinjinde。

yiliandeweiqu:“mowojiusuanle,mowanwoshangmian,haixiangmowoxiamian,nikendinghaibudasuanduiwofuze。”

mianqianshiyigechuanzheanjianzhifudemeinv,qiaoliantonghongchennudengletayiyan:“gaosuni,feijijiuyaoqifeile,quannihaishiganjinguoanjian,burandanwudekebuzhishiniyigerendeshijian,haiyoudajiaquanburendeshijian!”

chenguangmozhexiabashangshangxiaxiadaliangzheta,muguanglaihuidezaitaxiongkoupiaodonglejixia。

luchuyigehuaixiao:“buranzheiyang,meinvnibanishoujihaojiwo,wojiubatuizhangkai。”

meinvlianseyoushiyihong,dengzheta:“nizaibupeihe,wojiuyaoduinibukeqile!”

chenguanghuaixiao:“zenmebukeqia,yaobuyaoyongxiaoquanquanchuiwoxiongkou?”

“你,你……”

meinvdeyanjinglimianchuxianyicengshuiwu。

“haolehaole,meinv,nibiekua,suanwocuole,wozheijiubatuizhangkai,nisuibianmohaobuhao?”

chenguangwunai,zheibeizizuishoubudedejiushikandaonvrenkule。

zaipangbianzuozhedeyigegongzuorenyuanyilianfalengdedingzheta。

zheikeshizijiyizhizaizhuiqiudenvshen,juranbeirenzheimediaoxi,shizaikehena!

zheishi,tamianqiandeanjianjifachuleyizhenjingbaoyiyangdexiangsheng。

gongzuorenyuanmianseyisu,xiangbudaobaofudejihuilaidezheimekuai。

lengzhelian,shensebushanzoudaochenguangmianqian:“duibuqi,wohuaiyinishenshangyouweixianwupin,qingbanideyifuhekuzituodiao,womenyaojinxingjiancha!”

chenguangyileng:“shenmeweixianwupin?”

wanweixiaozheditouchaozijikuaxiakanleyiyan:“fangxinba,tayibanqingkuangxiahuihenanquan,zhiyou……”

ruoyouruowuchaozhemeinvkanleyiyan:“chufeidaoleyixiebiyaoshihou,tayezhihuirangmouyileirenbuanquan,jiushizhangdepiaoliangde。”

“呸,流氓!”

美女又羞又怒。

“nidaodituohaishibutuo!”

gongzuorenyuanliansegengjiabushan。

chenguangsongsongjian:“woshigereaishehui,aihugonggongchangsuoderen,suoyizheizhongyaoqiu,woshizaimeibanfabandao。”

gongzuorenyuantaiduqiangying:“neijiumeibanfale,zhinengxianqingnidaowomendehoujitingqudengyihuier,banideqingkuangchaminglezhihouzaishuo,miandedanwuqitarendengji!”

chenguangxiaolexiao:“buhaoyisi,wohenganshijian,buxiangdanwu,kuangqiezheiyanyanxiaride,wojiuchuanzheishen,wohenhaoqinisuoshuodeweixianpinshishenme。”

gongzuorenyuanlengxiaoyisheng,nachuduijiangji:“duizhang,wozheibianyouqingkuang,wohuaiyiyouchengkeshenshangxiedaiyouweixingzhadanyileiqiangliweixianwupin,chengkexianzaijujueanjian,qingqiuzhiyuan!”

chenguangcuoexiaoleqilai:“weixingzhayao?woshuogemen,nishinaodongtaida,haishiwonianjidagenbushangnimenzheixienianqingrendesiweile?lianweixingzhayaodouchechulaile。”

henkuai,yiduirenganleguolai。

gongzuorenyuanzouguoqu,zhizhechenguang,hetamenshuoleliangju。

neiduirenlikeliansedajingzhe,juranbachuqiangle,zhizhechenguang:“ni,likejuqishoulai!”

zheibiandedongjing,yeyinqilezhouweibushaorendezhuyi,fenfencemuguolai。

chenguangmeitouyitiao,haoqiyouhaoxiao。

suiranyizijidebenshi,bieshuozheijibashouqiang,jiusuanshichongfengqiang,yenengpinshangqu,danzheizhonghuanjingxiaxianranshibuyunxude。

“qingnipeiheyixia,bayifutuole!”

lingtoudeduizhangduichenguanghechiyisheng。

“dele,lianjiahuodouliangchulaile,wotuo,buguo,wobuxiangzijituo,woxiangtalaibangwotuo。”

shuozhe,chenguangxiaoyingyingkanxiangmeinv。

meinvxiunu:“wocaibuhuibangnituoni!”

duizhangzhoumeikanlemeinvyiyan,jingtinazheqiangduizhechenguang,zouguoqu,dishengshuo:“xiaozhang,peiheyixia,bienaopiqi,zhengshiyaojin。”

meinvweiqudeyaoleyaoya,zhengchaozhechenguangzouguoqu。

chenguangturanyoukaikou:“manzhe,woxiangshuo,ruguowoshenshangmeiyounimensuoshuodeweixianwupin,huozhezhadanzenmeban?”

“womenhuixiangnidaoqian,bingqie,zheicidejipiao,womenhuijinimianfei。”

chenguangkanzhemeinv,heiheixiao:“mianfeijiusuanle,tuowoyifuluanmoyitong,woyeyaomohuiqu,suanzuoduiwodebuchang,zenmeyang?”

队长眉头又是一皱。

“队长!”

美女气得一跺脚。

xianqianneigongzuorenyuanzouguolai,zhizhechenguang,kendingdeshuo:“duizhang,nikantazheimetuola,kendingyougui,baifenzhibaixiedaileshenmeweixianwupin。”

youduimeinvshuo:“zhangxin,nixiangxinwo!”

muguangbinglengkanlechenguangyiyan,dengzheba,dengyihuierzhenxiangchulaihou,jiubazheixiaoziladaobaoanshiqu,xianjitadianyansekankanzaishuo。

zhangxinyouyulebanshang,haishijixuzoushangqu。

kanzhechenguangjinzaizhichidehuaixiao,tahunshenzhanleyixia,pingshenghaishidiyicijinanrentuoyifu,xinliweiqudaolejizhi。

bachenyongchenyikouziyikekemanmandejiekai,xinliyouxiejinzhang。

yaoshizheijiahuoshenshangzhenyouzhadandehua,zijikejiuwanle,tabuhuinazijizuorenzhiba。

haizainaoziligezhongnaobuzhe,yanqianchuxiandeyimurangzhangxinjingyadewuzhulexiaozui:“tiana!”

chenguangxiongtangshangmian,juranshicuoluandehaojidaozhengningdebahen。

zhiyusuoshuodeshenmeweixianwupin……

limianyilanwuyu,chukaizheijidaobahenzhiwai,zuiweixianmudehaiyouzaixinzangweizhideyigedankong。

“wa,zheixiaogegehaohaodeshencaia!”

“taneijidaobashizenmelaide,kanqilaihaoshuaia!”

“zheishigeyougushidenanrena,zheimejidaoba,pashitengdouyaotengsile,xiaogege,yaobuyaojiageweia!”

chenguanglanxiaozhechongneijigejinghudeshaonvzuolegefeiwendedongzuo:“meinvmen,dengwozheiligaoding,yidingyaodengwoe。”

zhangxinbenhaiyouxiehaoqichenguangzheixieshangshizenmelaide。

kantazheimoyang,lianyixiaziheilexialai,buguanzenmeyang,zheigejiahuoyeshigeliumang。

nazhejianceqizaichenguangshenshangsaoleyixia,jianceqishangfachule“dudu”dejingbao。

takandao,jianceqifachujingbaodeweizhi,heranshizaichenguangxiongkouneigedankongdeweizhi。

huiguotou:“duizhang,haoxiangjianceqihuaile。”

duizhangzhuantoukanxiangzuozaiyibiananjianjishangdeyigegongzuorenyuan。

neigegongzuorenyuanyilianchijing,kanleyiyanzhouweideren,kuaibuzoudaoduizhangshenbian,dishengshuo:“duizhang,faxianle,shitashentilimianyouyikezidan。”

“什么!”

duizhangjingqiwubidezaichenguangshenshangsaoshilejiyan。

zheiyangdehepingniandai,shenshangyouzheiyangdeshangbayijinghenlingrenjingqi,shentilimianhaiyouzidan,zheidaodishigeshenmerena!

pangbianzhouweideneijigegongzuorenyuanyeshishayanle。

duizhangshouhuimuguang,jiranzheirennenggoujindelaiguonei,jiukendingbushishenmehuairen,yinggaishibuduideba,dannagebudui,jinghuizhixingyouqiangzhanzheileiderenwu?

buganjixuxiangxiaqu,zheileirenyijingbushitayouzigequlihuidele,yihuishou:“xingle,nikeyibayifuchuanshangle,yijingmeishile。”

“e?zheijiuwanle?buguo,woshimeishierle,zheiwei,kebiewanglewogangcaishuodeshenmee。”

chenguanghuaixiaozhezaizhangxinshenshangyoudaliangqilai。