第1章 书房有猫腻

yuhexujiehunjinliangnian,tazaineifangmiandexuqiuyizhihenshao。

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是我多想了?

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“你喝酒了?”

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“wodengnichifan,niqueyizhimeiyouhuilai,suoyiwojiuzijixianchile,xiangzhejintianshiwomendejiehunliangzhounianjinianri,suoyijiuheleyidianxiaojiu,hongjiueryi,buhuiduibaobaoyouyingxiangde。”

“nihezuile,wofunihuifangxiuxi!”

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“老公,吻我!”

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“shenyu,biezheiyang,dangxinduzilidehaizi。”

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