第3章 祝你生快乐,寿比昙花

xiawuwudian,jintianjiudian。

shigesinian,shangzhizaicilaidaolezheigerangtawubiyane,youruchanshenmengyanyibandedifang。

kanzhejudadepaibian,tayouxiangqilesinianqiandeneiyiwan……

yanzhongdehenyijihuningchengleshizhi。

tabuduangaojieziji,yiqiedouyijingguoqule,zhiqiandeshangzhiyijingsile,jinribianshitadexinsheng。

zaitaiyan,mouzizhongyiyingmanleqingqingqianqiandexiaoyi。

tamaizheyouyadebuzishangledianti,zhayanjian,diantijiutingzaileliulou。

shijinianle,shangdonghaimeigeshengridouhuilaijintianjuban,jintianyebuliwai。

kanzhetaiqianduijichengshandeheli,shangzhihaishimeiyourenzhu。

shangdonghaiyigeshengri,shoulibianyichaoguobaiwan,tadangshizhiyaoshiwankuaijimuqinzuogezhijia,taquenenghenxindaolianmianyebujian,tongyangdoushinver,shangruirutongzhongxingpengyue,tashangzhijiuhuogaibeirenqiling,zhenshiyigeqiangunandeyijiandehaofuqin。

jifengyixiao,tayouyadezouxianglezuozaizuiqianpaideshangdonghaiyijia。

“shanglaoban,zhunishengrikuaile,shoubitanhua,kexiwolaidecongmang,shenmeliwudoumeidai,ninlaorenjiabuhuijianguaiba。”

yidaotianmeiyueerdeshengyinzairenqunzhongxiangqi,shunjianjiuxiyinledahuodemuguang。

zhijianyigeshenchuanbaolanselifudemeinv,zhengxiaoyinyindexianzaiyibiandeguodaoshang。

gaotiaodeshencai,xuebaidexiangjian,ruyundezhangfasuiyidewanlegeji,jiaoqiaozhongdaizheyisiqiaopi,jingzhidexiaoliandanzhuangsumo,xiandeqinglidongren,yixiazijiubaneixiehuazhenongyanzhuangrongdemingyuanmenbilexiaqu。

“这美女是谁啊?”

“ganghuodexiaowanghongma?”

“zheiqizhi,zheiliandandangmingxingyechuochuoyouyuleba。”

“budui,tagangcaihaoxiangshuoleshoubitanhua,buhuishilaizhaochadeba。”

duishangzhideshenfen,dahuozhongshuofenyun,caicebuzhi。

shangdonghaideliansezeshiyichangdenankan。

shangzhijinianmeiyouyinxun,haiyiweitabuhuizaihuidonghaile,meixiangdaotajingranhuizaijintianmaochulai。

shangruiyijingliansetieqingdezhanleqilai,“baoanni,nimendoushibaichibaoma?sheirangnimenbazheigenvrenfangjinlaide,mashangbatajiwolachuqu。”

“shangerxiaojie,hebizuodezheimejueni,tongyangdoushinver,niyigesishengnvdoukeyiruowuqishidedengtangrushi,wozheigedinvnandaojiumeiyouzigezhanzaizheilema?”

zheihuayichukou,dunshiyipianhuaran。

zhongsuozhouzhishangdonghaijiushangruiyigenver,zenmeturanyoumaochulaiyige?

“nishidinv,hahaha,zheiyetaihaoxiaoleba。”shangruijiaorouzaozuodexiaoleyisheng,youehenhendeshuodao:“wokannijianzhijiushigefengzi,lairen,bazheifengzijiwolachuqu。”

“谁敢碰我。”

shangzhigaojuzheshoulidewenjiandai,lenglengshuodao:“nengzhengmingwoshenfendedongxidouzaizheili,womuqinshensuyuershisinianqian,jiajileshangdonghai,houlaitapaoqiqinv,yuyigechangxidegoudazaile……”

“住口。”

yishengchenhe,shangdonghaizhongwurenwukerendezhanleqilai。

“shangzhi,nidaodiyouwanmeiwan。”

zheifanhuawuyijiushichengrenleshangzhideshenfen,changzhongdunshihuaran。

“yuanlaishangdonghaihaiyouyigenver,kezhennengmana。”

“jiranyou,weishenmeyaozangqilaia。”

“youqianrenbujiushisanqisiqiema,youshenmehaoxiqide,kendingxiangbogehaomingshengbei。”

quetingshangdonghaiyanedeshuodao:“jiusuannishiwonveryounengzenmeyang,nimayijingsile,woheniyezaojiuduanjueleguanxi,mashangjiwogun。”

shangzhigouqilezuijiao,huranshixinfengyibandexiaoleqilai。

xuanjixiaorongtulian,henshengshuodao:“shangdonghai,womaweishenmehuisi,yaowozaizheijiangjidajiatingma?nibuhuiyiweiwojiuyuanyidangninverma,meiyiciyixiangdaowodeshentililiuzhenidexue,wodoujuedewubideexin。”

“shangzhi,nizheige**,nizenmegenbashuohuani。”

shangruihuranchongleguolai,taishoujiushiyibazhang。

jiuzaitadeshoujijiangpengdaoshangzhilianjiadeneiyike,shouwanquebeirenzhuazhule。

shoudezhurenshenchuanyitaomolansedelvgaodingxizhuang,hetidejiancaichendetakuanjianzhaiyao,shenzitingba,yizhanglianyourudaoxue,junmeilengsu,yishuangyouheidemouzi,muguangchenlenglingli,rangrenbuganyuzhiduishi。

kanqingshoudezhuren,shangruideliansegengweinankan。

“jing……songzong,ni……niweishenmeyaobangta?”

tahesongjingmosuanshiqingren,danshisongjingmoconglaidoubuxutazhihutademingzi,jinianyilailiangrendeganqingsuiranmeiyoushenmeshizhishangdejinzhan,danshishangjiadouhaochuquemeishaode,buranyewufazaiduanduanjinianjiujishenbenshishidaqiyezhilie。

zuoweimingmianshangdeshengyihuoban,zheimedaderizisongjingmoziranyezaiyaoqingzhilie,zhishishangruizenmeyemeixiangdao,xianglaiduirenheshiqingdouhaobuguanxindesongjingmo,juranhuichushoujiuyigenvren。

shangzhiyeyouxiejingya,suijibianshiranle,tongzaishangjie,songjingmochuxianzaizheiyemeishenmehaoxiqide。

songjingmoshouwanyizhen,jiangshangruishuaidaoleyibian,xuanjilouzhuleshenbiandeshangzhi,lengshengshuodao:“niduiwodeweihunqichushou,nandaohaixiangwoyankanzhema?”

zheihuayichukou,jiuruzaipingjingdehushuizhongtouleyimeijushi,suoyourendouzhakaile。

“lingyiweishangxiaojiejingranshisongjingmodeweihunqi?”

“qianduanshijianbushihaiyourenpaidaoshangruijingchangjinchusongjiadegongsima?”

“woqu,zheidaodishizenmehuishi……”

tingdaozheihua,shangruichadianfengdiao,taxiesidilidekanzhesongjingmo,dashenghandao:“zheibukeneng,shangzhizheige**zenmekenengpeideshangni。”

“peibupeideshangshinishuodesuandema?woaijingmo,jingmoyeaiwo,erqie……henkuaiwomenjiuhuijiehun。”

shunjiandejingeguohou,shangzhiyijingmanliantianxiaodewanzhulesongjingmo。

songjingmozhoulezhoumei,zheinvrenjingranjiaotademingzi,zhenshidengbizijiushanglianle。

zheizhongbuyuequezaikandaoneigetiantiandexiaorongzhihou,youmomingdexiaoshile,budebuchengren,shangzhidexiaoronghenyouganranli,rangtachenyuleduoridexinqingshaoweihaoleneimeyisi。

“bukeneng,**,jintianwofeisilannidezui。”

kanzheliangrendangzhezijidemianduishi,shangruiduhuozhongshao,zhuaqizhuoshangdehongjiupingzi,jiuchaoshangzhidenaodaihenhendezalexiaqu。