第5章
yiri，xiawu7:00！
江枫准时开播！
haishishuxidebiaoti——【quanqianzhubo，quangou3000jiuxiabo！】
‘lv5ji·‘wangziheniu’yijinruzhibojian。’
‘lv7ji·‘jiuyuemingyue’yijinruzhibojian。’
‘lv2ji·‘xianxiaowu’yijinruzhibojian。’
‘lv49ji·‘chenmuyuebai’yijinruzhibojian。’
‘......’
suizheyilianchuandetishi，bushaoshuxideguanzhonglikeyongruzhibojian。
无他。
zhuyaohaishishangcijiangfengdezhiboneirongtaiguozhalie。
suirantaxiabole，danliuzaizhibojiandeguanzhonghaoduodoudianleguanzhu。
zhibojianguanzhongrenshu：16+
jiangfengxiaohehekaikou：“huanyinglaidaozhibojiandeqionggui......”
“？？？”
“zhubodaofantiangang！jingranganmawoqionggui！nixinbuxinwozoule！”
“tule，zheishenmezhubo？gangjinlaijiutingjianzhubo**？”
“liuleliule，qiongguikanbuqihaibuxingma？quanqianzhubo，apei！”
直播间观众懵了。
孙晨也懵了！
tajintianshilaikanjiangfengzenmequanqiande，meixiangdaoduifangyishanglaijiubashangcizhibodelaoguanzhongdezuilegebian。
这还圈个屁啊！
jiangfengsihaobuhuang：“xiongdimen！qiong！bukepa！qiongguizale！zhuboyeshiqionggui，buranyebuhuixiequanqianzhubole，luxunxianshengcengjingshuoguo......yaoganyumianduicandanderensheng，ganyuzhengshilinlidexianxue......！”
“xiongdimen，wozuiduozhishimaiyuanzijideyunqibuhao，congbuhuihuaiyizijideshili。”
“shenghuodezhongdanyadilewodetoulu，dantayabuduanwodejiliang！”
“wocengzaiwushugehongdenglvjiudeyewan，shuazheyinlangshangzhizuijinmidezhibojian......”
“neixiesaoshounongzide**jie，quelianyigezhengyandoubukanwo！”
“yushi......”
“我悟了！”
jiangfengyuqidichen：“xiongdimen，sanniana，wodengzheigejihuidenglesannian！wobushiyaozhengmingwoyouduolebuqi，ershiyaogaosusuoyouren，woshiqude，woyidingnadehuilai！”
“ruguoniyecenggenwoyiyang，neiwogaosuniyijuhua——meiyigebucengqiwudeyewan，doushiduishengmingdegufu！nishiyuanyizuoyibeizidenuofu！haishi3miaozhongdezhennanren！！！”
“lai！gaosuwo——！”
“lv1jideneigexiongdi，shangmai！”
【di，lv1ji‘kuangzhanshi’yibeizhubolianjieshangmai！】
lv1kuangzhanshi：？？？
不是。
wojiuluguokangerenaoa！
shuiyoua：“......”
shuiyoub：“......”
shuiyouc：“......”
zhibojianguanzhongyemengle，wogangyaoganshalaizhe，edui，tuichuzhibojian！
e......yaobuzaidenghui？
zheiyoudianshangtoushizenmehuishi？！
zajiuturanranqilaile？？？
jiangfengshengyindichen：“......ni，youmengxiangma？”
lv1kuangzhanshimangran：“......”
我有吗？
jiangfenggenbenbujifanyingjihui：“dage！wojiuwenniyijuhua！niquqita**jiezhuboneili，renjiayoumeiyouhuanyingguoni？huozheshuo，renjiadapkqiudageshuapiaosajiaodeshihou，youmeiyouqiuguodageni！”
lv1kuangzhanshi：“......”
jiangfengyijuhuajidageganchenmole。
那必然没有啊！
zaiyinlangpingtai，dengjijiudaibiaozheshualiwudeshuliang，shuadeyueduo，dengjijiuyuegao！jiunasunchendelv49jilaishuo，baoshoujisuantazaiyinlangpingtaiyijingshuale35wandeliwu！
renjia**jieshalecaihuilita。
qutianyigeyijingshuale35wandedagebuxiangma？
jiangfengtongxinjishou：“dage！nijiuxiangyigewenti：zanwanyinlanghaojinianle，duoshaocidewushi，duoshaocidelengyan，ninandaojiuzheiyangrenxiaqule？！”
“nandaowolv1jikuangzhanshidagejiubupeishualiwuma！”
“nandaowolv1kuangzhanshidagejiumeiyoupaimianma！”
“大哥！！！”
jiangfengdeshengyinzhenlongfakui：“jintianzaiwozhibojian！zaiwozhei17…abu，18gexiongdidejianzhengxia！dagewojiuwenniyijuhua，douliyoumeiyou5kuaiqian！”
“nizhiyaoshuoyiju…you！hao！xiongdiwojinwanjiupeinigan！”
“nizaibiedezhibojianmeiyoudepaimian，jintianxiongdijinilaman！”
“nizaibiedezhibojianmeiyoudedaiyu，xiongdimenjinidingshang！”
“zanmenzhibojianxianzai18geren，baokuozhuboyige19geren，dagenifajuhua，5kuaiqian！”
“zanjintianjiubazheishinongle！”
lv1jikuangzhanshiyusai：“e......5kuaiqian，wodaoshiyou......”
江枫：“完事！”
【di！zhubo‘jiangfengaiquanqian’zhengzaijinxingsuijipk......】
lv1jikuangzhanshi：“......”
…
…
“ganxiedagedeyiyaofei，wuwuwu，mengmengbeidadehaocane！”
“wa，jingranshiyiliangbaoshijieei，mengmengzhendetaixihuandagele！”
“qiuqiudagediandianzanma，zheiyangjiunengdiyishijiankandaomengmengle......”
音浪直播区。
nvzhubozhengyilianzuozuodesajiaomaimeng，qituwanliuduifangdage。
jinguanzijizhibojianzhiyou7.8geren。
danmushangyezaifengkuangdeshua‘exin’‘zuozuo’zhileideziyan，danmengmengsihaobujuedecankui。
shenzhixinlihaifanqilebaiyan。
“zheiqunchoudiaosi，laoniangjinimenbaipiaokankanyejiusuanle。”
“dapkyigezibuchu，haizaizheiyinyanglaoniang，ganjingundan！”
呵，什么？
nishuowanyizhibojianrenzouguanglezenmeban？
切。
duicimengmenglengxiaoyishengsihaobudanxin！
fanzhengtayeshixinzhubo，dapkshenmedejiumeixiangguonengdayingduifang！
yinweitazhuanqiandefangshijiushishu！
你没听错，就是输！
youqishishujineixieyou‘dage’dezhubo！
yinweizaizhibojieyouzheiyangyitiaobuchengwendeguiding，jiushiliangfangshiliruguochajuxuanshu，yingdeyifangtongchanghuiyinweibaduifangdadetaiqican，erqujiduifangshuayidian‘yaofei’。
yaofeideduoshaomeiyouguiding。
keyishiyige10kuaiqiandemojing。
yekeyishi100kuaiqiandebaoshijie。
zongzhiyueyouqiandedage，yuebuzaihuzheiwanyi。
jugelizijiushi......birumougenanzhubozheilideyigedage，jieguozailianxianpkshi，turankanshangleduimiandenvzhubo，juededuifangneigepiaoliang，ranhouyoujiaoruo，wojianyoulian......
ranhoudagexindongle，xiangyaorenshiyixia！
这个时候怎么办呢？
dagetongchanghuishiqianfengkuangshualiwu，banvzhubozoudeshenghuobunengzili。
ranhouzainvzhuboyishengshengaiqiuzhong，pa！jinvzhuboshuayigejianianhuadangyiliaofei！
jizhanxianlezijideshili。
yourangnvzhubozhuyidaoleziji。
两边排面直接拉满！
ermengmeng......jiushizaidengdaizheiyangyigedage！
“xiongdimen，mengmengbeidadehaocana…nimendoubuxintengdema？”
“ai，suanle，sheijiaomengmengmeirenaini？”
“xiwangjiexialaidepknengrangmengmengyingyibaba！”
nvzhuboyibianjiazhesangzi，yibiankuaisuanxiapkanniu。
【di，zhubo‘mengmeng’zhengzaijinxingsuijipk......】
【匹配成功！】
【zhubo‘mengmeng’vszhubo‘jiangfengaiquanqian’！】
萌萌：“？？？”