“shifeng？buxing，wodeaizhijiqueaideshimei。”
mubaisuikouyingfu，jiangdanluneidewumeidanyaokuaisushouruyuheyimianlingxingliushi。
xiaoyuehexiumeiqingcu，congweixiangdaozijizhudonglejuranhuibeijujue，diadiadiwendao：“mudashi，nizheiwanghourizidouyaoantiansuanle，jiubuxiangzhaogedaolvsongzhongma？”
tangzaibeiwodexiaoxiaopiepiezui：“shixiongfengliuchengxing，yinggaibuquesongzhongde。”
xiaoyuehetingdaoshengyinzheicaikanxiangdongfushenchu，wangzheneirushuimeirenyibandexiaoxiaoxiaoyueheguyitingletingfengmandexiong。
diadiadao：“zheiweishimeimeizemeiyi，zhongjiuquelexieshenme，mudashirenjiayaodeyebuduo，zhiyaoninnengwendinggongyingpeiyuandan，renjiabujieyi……”
“啧啧。”
mubailanyangyangdalegehaqian，suikouwendao，“yangmaidandecailiaocouqilema？”
“zaojiucouqile。”xiaoyueheshouqilechatai，lvexiandanyoudewen，“dashi，ninyoubawoma？”
“废话。”
“neijiuhao，neipeiyuandan……”
“meinidefen，wobuhuijimeiyourenheganqingderenrenhehaochu，banizhunbeidecailiaofangxiajiukeyizoule，mingtianguolaiqu。”
“dashi，ganqingshikeyipeiyangde，qishirenherendeguanxidoushirijiushengqing。”
xiaoyueheyibenzhengjingshuozhehunhua，suishoudiujixiaoxiaoyigechuwudai：“xiaohaizi，chuqu。”
略略~。
xiaoxiaotutushetoujieguoyikan，xiaodao：“budanwunimenle。”
嘭！
shenhoudeshimenzaiduzhuidi，xiaoqiongfengbimenxieke。
……
【亲密度+1】
+1
+1
……
子时三刻，
xiaoyuehexinmanyizuhanxiaoerqu，tasuanshitihuilemubaidefuyou，liangkepeiyuandanwaijialiangwanlingshishuosongjiusong，bixunchangzhanglaohaikuoqi。
dangran，mubaiyebushimeiyoutiaojian，jiushirangtaliyongziyuanquzhaozhaofujinyoumeiyoukeyizengjiashouyuandedanyaoyaocao。
qishijiusuanmubaibushuo，xiaoyueheyezhunbeibangmang，yigedingjianerpinlianyaoshinengduohuoyiduanshijiantajiunengduoyifenshouyi。
huiquzhihou，tayikemeixianzhe，dangjifadongsuoyouduobaoloushilibangmangxunzhaoxiangguanxinxi。
xiaoxiaozheibianchideyexinmanyizu，ganggangxiaolaobanjiletazuzuwubailingshi，zugoutachidaodiertianle。
mubaiyizhidengdaotianbianfanqiyudubaiyemeidengdaoxiaoxiaohuigui，taiyanwangzhechaoxia，tayaoyaotoutashangfeijianqianwangbiyunfeng。
yiluwushi，jiangluozaibiyunfengqian，mubaiqiaoxianglewanqingshimeishimen：“shimei，zaima？”
“糟老头子，滚。”
【亲密度-60】
这又是肿么了？
不是，
qifunengbunengbuyaozheimeda？
mubaiyangzhuangzhending，wenshengwendao：“shimei，woyouzenmele？”
“heng，shixiongzhenshirenlaofengliuya，qianyouxiaoxiaoshimei，xianzaiyoulailegexiaolaoban。”
“xiaolaoban？tashizijizhudongde。”
“滚。”
mubaizuijiaoqingzhan，zheicaiyiwanshangjiudongchuangshifale，zheishitawanwanmeixiangdaode。
buguo，haozaitazheiciyebuweibaipiaoshimei，tanxiyishenghoutaxiaodao：“shimei，niyoubushibuzhidaoshixiongshishenmeren，bale，niruoshibuxiangdalishixiongjiusuanle，zheishiyimeijipinpeiyuandanniqieshouhao。”
【亲密度+20】
靠！
zheimexianshidema？meiyouyidianaidema？
zhidaoshimeiqingxushaoyouhuanhe，mubaibianbuzhunbeizoule，panzuozaidixiaodao：“shimei，shixiongzheiduanshijianqishiyizhizaizhunbeipeiyuandan，jiejinneixiaolaobanyeshiweilecoucailiao，niyinggaizhidaoshixiongmeiduoshaolingshi，yemeiduoshaorizile，jiuxiangzheyaozoulebangshimeijinshengzhujidayuanman，qitadedoushixizhimojiebuyaoyingxiangzanmendeganqingcaihao。”
“真的？”
“ziran，shixiongshenmeshihoupianguoni。”mubaixinshidandanbaozheng，weiletigaokexindutateyijuqileshouzuofashizhuang。
【亲密度+30】
ganshoudaomubaide‘zhencheng’，luwanqingtanxiyisheng：“bale，shixiong，shimeizaixinniyici。”
“wojiuzhidaoshimeizuishanjierenyile，fangshixiongjin……”
“shixiong，niyebuliuyaochi，zhenshide，haihaowocaidaonizaizhei，wanqingshijiewodailezaodian，yaobuyaochidian？”
meidengmubaidehuayanqiaoyujixu，xiaoxiaodeshengyinbuheshiyidezaidongkouxiangqi。
【亲密度-60】
luwanqingehenhendao：“nimenlianggejiwogun。”
zheishengyinfangfojieheleshihougong，zhendemubaidiedaozaidi，yangmianchaotianwangzhexiaoxiaoyukuwulei。
半晌。
tacaihuanghuangyouyouqishen，tixingdao：“shimei，peiyuandanwoliuxiale，niyaoshinatianyouyaxinglaiwoxiaoqiongfengsuishihuanying。”
“滚。”
……
小琼峰。
mubaishijiridoumeiyouzaichuzouchudongfu，tatunfuleyikepeiyuandanhoubianzhengrixiaoxiaoshuangxiu，rujinxiuweiyijingwengudaolezhujiqidayuanman。
shimeixiaoxiaoyetishengdaolezhujizhongqi，zaimubaidiaopeilejiciyaoyuzhixiashenzhiyinyinyoutupodaozhujihouqidezhengzhao。
xiuweitisheng，errenjuedingqingzhuyifan，dangranzhuyaoshixiaoxiaoshijitianmeiyouqufanloule，zhunbeidadayaji。
zoujinsushi，dengshangfanlou。
fansudefanhuayilanwuyu。
mubaixiangshouzhezheirenjianyanhuoqi，bujinjiangmuguangxiangyuanchunuoyi，yangchangxiaodaoyeshicheshuimalong，huanshengxiaoyubujueyuer，xingrenxiushiluoyibujue。
ciqingcijingtaturanxiangxiangtianzaijiewubainian，zhenshimeixiangshougou。
jixuxiangyuanchusaoshi，huangranjianduobaoloumenqiandechangjingdunshixiyinletademuguang。
rushangciyiban，zheiduobaoloumenqianbuzhiweiheyouweimanleren，shenzhibishangcihaiduolebushao。
zixibianbieyifanhou，mubaixinzhongchongmanyihuo，yiqunlianqiqixiushizenmegannaoshide？
zhaoshouhanlaisihoudexiaoerwendao：“xiaoerge，zheiduobaoloujinrichuleshenmeshi？”
“xianshi，ninhaishibuzhidaodehao。”xiaoerlvexianhanxuditixing。
“meishi，shuoshuoba，tingqilainihaizhidaodebushao。”shuozhetadiuchujikelingshi。
“仙师，您大气。”
“zheiduobaolouya，zenmeshuoni，qianyizhenziyaozhaoshenmezengjiashouyuandedanyaohelingcao。
ninyinggaizhidaozheixiedongxidoushiwujiazhibao，xiangshenmeshouyuanguo，shouyuandan，pantaozheizhongmeirenmai，shenzhilianxiaoxidoumeirenzhidao，yushijiulailehenduomoxiu。
moxiuma，baiwujinji，qishiyoubushaoshouduanzengjiashouyuan。
biruyongshitiweiyangderouzao，lveduobierenshouyuandegongfazheixie，xiaolaobanjiechulejige，zheibu，beizhengdaozhongrenshengtaole，feiyaotaogeshuofa。”
“zheinvrendaoshigebanshishide。”
mubaidiandiantou，yigefanshenyuexiafanlou，tajianxuanyuduobaoloulouqian。
huanguxiafangzhongxiushi，handao，“zhaoshidegunchuqu，duobaoloubushinimensuibiansayededifang。”
“什么人？”
“放肆！”
“wozhengpairenshizaitaofamoxiu，sheigannaoshi？”
tingdaoshengyindezhongrendunshinaole，youqishiyixiedamenpaidexiushi，fenfenchonglechulai。
xiaoyuehetingdaomubaishengyinyinyajinyao，yelianmanggenlechuqu，zheishihouzuihaoshisuoqitouzuotuoniao，dengfengtouguoqudaogeqianjiuhao，tiaoshiwanquanshizaizhaosi。
tameixiangdaotangtangdazongzhishirucixiaoshidoubudong，cifantiqianchumianshaobudedachuxuele。
mubaisaoyiyanxiafangdewuhezhizhong，youpieyiyangenchulaidexiaoyuehe，chuanyindao：“zheidianshidouzuobuhao，haishikanwodeba。”