renwuerwanchengzhihou，xitongbanbujiangli：【sanshirizhihou，jianglijinshouzhilaoyeyeyi。】
叶夕瑶：【？？】
【niquedingshijiangli？！】
nandaobushiyouduoyigebangmanghualingshide，rangyuanbenjiubufuyudejiatingzaiduxueshangjiashuang？！
【lajixitongkezhenlajia！】
996xitong：【derbiaosuzhukezhenderbiao！】
yexiyao：【haixuehuidingzuile？！budangsuzhushizhuren？！xinbuxinwowanchengrenwuhoutousuni！！】
996xitong：【......】
yuanbenxitongrenweisuzhubeimoshashichizaodeshi，lianxubeidalianzhihou，xianzaitabuquedingle。
suzhukenenghuiyiyizhongqianwugurenhouwulaizhedediaoguifangshiwanchengrenwu。
tazhendeyoukenengbeijubao。
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chiwanzuihouyidunbaozi，yexiyaodaizhehouhouzhongxinhuidaojiezijingyu。
“houhou，kankanzheigehuabaoshibushitaotie？”yexiyaozhizhezuidadeneigehuabaowendao。
houhoukaojinhuabao，wenlewen，“bushi，meiyoutaotiedechunweier。”
houhouhuayingangluo，yexiyaoshenhouyigexiaohuabaofennudiyaoleyaohuae。
yexiyaodezhuyilizaidahuabaoshang，meiyouliuyidaoqitaxiaohuabaodedongjing。
“taihaole，bushitaotiejiuhao。”
希望来一个小鸟胃。
mashangyouyaoduochuyizhangchilingshidezui，bixuduozhuandianlingshile。
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ziyundalu，yiwupaisanjiaweishou。
wupai——wushangzong、xuantianjianzong、yaowanggu、xuanjimen、jindingsi。
sanjia——shanfudexuejia、shengchanlingshidejijia，yijizuishenmishantuiyandefengjia。
qitahaiyouxiangxiuyuepai、hehuanzongzheiyangdexiaozongmen，jieyifuyuwupaisanjia。
chucizhiwai，jieweixiexiu。
yexiyaoyunqihenhao，zhenghaoyudaoshinianyicidezongmenzhaoxin。
zheilidezongmenzhaoxinyoudiantebie，buxiangqitaxiaoshuozhiyaoshilinggenhao，yiduiyuanyingdanengqiuzheqiangzhedangtudi。
shinianyicidezongmenzhaoxin，suoyouhouxuanrenhuibeiyitongchuanrumijinglilian，gedazongmenzhanglaohuitongguoshuiyuejingguanchazhundizidewuxing、chubianbujingdenengli、xinxing、tounao......zuizhonghehouxuanzhejinxingshuangxiangxuanze。
bijingxiuzhenlushangfengyunguijue，bingfeidankaolinggenzizhijiunengshunlifeisheng，zonghesuzhigengjiazhongyao。
zonghezizhizhong，youqiqiyunfeichangguanjian，biruneizhongsiqiannianyichudetiancai，chumenjiudiaojinfenkengyansile，haifeishenggemaoxiana。
yexiyaoaizheliulanleyixia，faxianhenduozongmenzhibaozhu，bubaochi。
weiyiyudaobaochizhudezongmen，shiziyundaluzuidadezongmen——wushangzong。
wushangzongdeyushoufeng，haibaolingshousancan。
jianzhijiushiyexiyaomengzhongqingzong。
zhibuguowushangzongzuoweiwupaisanjiadiyipai，qidiweixiangdangyuqingbei，zhaoshoutudidetiaojianjiqikeke。
baomingzhihou，yexiyaoyousanshitiandeshijianzhunbei。
cicizhaoxin，jihuzhenggeziyundaludelianqixiushiquanlaile，zheijiudaozhilejishishangdedanyaofulufaqijiageshangzhanglesancheng。
linjinjitian，baozidiandouzhangjiale。
danzuoweibaozidianvip，laobanchengnuo，wulunshenmeshihou，doujiyexiyaoweichiyuanjia。
yexiyaojujuexianrubaozixunhuan，chijuzigoumailebushaopigudan。
“shibushimaidaojiahuole？”yexiyaofuxiayilipigudanganglianggeshichen，fuzhongyouchuanlaishuxidejiegan。
buzhidaozenmehuishi，tabuzhihuafuhuie，xiulianzhihouyehuie，shuijueyehuie……
“bushishuoyaowangguchupindepigudan，fuxiayilisantianbuema？”yexiyaozaicikexiayilipigudan，fuzhongjiegancaishaoweihaozhuan。
zhaozheigequshixiaqu，yitiansanlimianqiangqifenbao。
pigudanhennanchi，weidaoheqiangbihuiyiyang，zhibuguoxingjiabibibaozigaoyixie，yexiyaofudangenfuduside。
houhoubaozheshuangbei，aowuyikoutunxialianglipigudan：“zhujizhihoujiubuele，lianqixiushiedekuaihenzhengchangla。”
yexiyaolalelahouhoudetuerduo：“yicichilianglipigudan？！nidangzanshishenmehaomenjiating，youdenizheimelangfei？！taishechile！faniwanshangbunengchifan！”
houhou：“......”
虐崽啦！
怒怒！
huawanfu，yexiyaochadianmeiyunguoqu，youchilelianglipigudan，caidaojishibaitanmaifu。xianzaixiushiduole，zijibaitanmaifujiagebizhijiemaijishangpugaojibei。
deduozhuanlingshiduomaidianpigudan，buranmijingshiliandeshihou，biedexiushidoushibeiyaoshoudasi，tayaoshiesizaimijingli，gujihuichengweiqiangujiahua。
yexiyaobaihaoditan，bantianmeishengyi。
gebiyougemailaoshuyaosong**de，gukeluoyibujue。
yexiyaoshoudaogebiqifa，zhilege【suanmingtuiyan】dezhaopai，zhaopaishangxiezhe：buzhunbuyaolingshi。luokuan：fengcheche
xitong996：【suzhu，chibaolemeishizuokeyiqinjiaxiulian。】
【请别作死。】
fengjiashifuxichuanren，shantuiyan，suzhuzheizhonggongranmaochongfengjiazhaoyaozhuangpiandexingwei，fengjiameizhaoshangmen，jiuyijingbeiqitaxiushijigandiaole。
yexiyao：【zhouweiquanshimaifulude，xiuweihaibiwogao，wobunongzheigesheinengkandaowodetanwei？】
xitong996：【yaoshibierenzhenyaosuanmingni？】
yexiyao：【zhenyaosuan，neijiuzhuanlingshibei！nandaohaibalingshiwangwaitui？ben**yongyourucizhuojuedeshangyetounao，zenmebangdinglenizheimeyigeshabulajidekenghuoxitong？】
xitong996：【......】
你就使劲作吧！
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“tuiyan？”yigechuanzhedabanyikanjiuhenyouqiandeshaoye，duobudaoyexiyaotanweimianqian。
shaoyemingjiaojilingyuan，jijiasanshaozhu。
jijiashengchanlingmai，jilingyuanhunshendoushifabao，jiuliantoufasidoutouzheyigulingshidefenfang。
zaiyuanshuzhong，jilingyuanshiwanrenmixingzoudelingshidaizi，tabujinyaofudanwanrenmiderichangkaixiao，youshihouhaiyaofuzewanrenmiqitayudekaixiao。
jiuchameiyouba“rensha、qianduo、sulai”jigezixiezainaomenshang。
“fengcheche？fengjiade？”jilingyuansuirancailianqihouqi，shenshangdefayiqueshijindanxiushichuandezhongpinfabao，kejianqishilixionghou。
yexiyaopantuidazuo，wenyan，zhishihuanhuandizhengkaiyan，dandandimiaoleyiyanzhaopai。
tashuangshoumuzhiqiazhezhongzhi，yipaigaoshenmoce，fangruoshengunbengun。
jilingyuankanqingzhaopaishangde“buzhunbuyaolingshi”jigezi，suiyibawanzheshoushangyikuaishangpinyuying：“duoshaoqianyigua？”
yexiyao：“genjusuanguaneirong，ziyuanji，jiduoshaosuiyi。”
jilingyuanbeigouqilexingqu，zhengyaotaolingshi，tashenhoudesuicongquandao：“sanshaoye，xuyaoshenmefaqifulukeyiqupuzishanggoumai，ditanshangjiahuohenduo，pianziyeduo。”
jilingyuanyouxieyouyu，huran，yexiyaokanleguoqu，“zheiweixiushihuiyanruju、dongcharuying、ruizhiruxing，qishiwodengkesuiyimengpiande？”
haimeikaisuanjiubeimomingqimiaogongweileyifan，jilingyuanhuituisuicong：“neinijibenshaosuanshangyigua。”
yexiyaobishangyanjing，zuilisuisuinian，shoushangbuduanqiazhi。
dayuexiaobanzhuxiangguohou，yexiyaozhengkaiyan：“jixiushi，nizheiyisheng，huiyouhenduoqingmuzhe。”
jilingyuanlengleleng，xuanjiqianqianyixiao：“youdianbenshi，jingranzhidaobenshaodexingshi。”
suicong：“sanshao，nichuandeshijiazutongyifushi，shangmianxiulezi。”
jilingyuan：“......”
“nibushuohuahuisi？”jilingyuan：“zaixiabibisongniqulingshanwakuang！”
suicongtuihoubanbu，bizuibushuohuale。
jilingyuanlianseyilin，jixuwendao：“youhenduoqingmuzhe，wozenmebuzhidao？”
yexiyaoyangtouwangtian，shenshentaotaodao：“yinweinitaiguoyaoyan，yibannvzibugankaojinni。tamenzhiganzaianzhongmomoguanzhuni，andilichongbaini。”
jilingyuanbuzhidaoxiangdaoshenme，meitoushuzhan，zuijiaoweiweishangyang：“xiaoxiaolianqixiushi，youdiandongxi。”
xitongzhenjingle：【......nizhendenengsuan？！】
yexiyao：【zheibuguozhishimihuopuxinnandejibenhuashubaniao。】
nanrenma，sheimeidianzheizhonghuanxiang。
xitong996：【。。。。。。】
骗人的啊？
bu，sheijiadanvzhuzhaoyaozhuangpiana？！
yexiyaohuanlehuan，duizhejilingyuanjixudao：“nihenyouqian，danquebujijiaojinqian，kangkaidafangqiefeichangzhongganqing，youqingyouyi。”
bukangkaizenmenengchengweiwanrenmixingzoudelingshidaizi？
jilingyuanshuangshoubaoxiong，cuolecuoshouzhi：“zheidianshuoduile。”
yexiyao：“niwaibiaochenwendaqi，danneixingudan，youshihaiyouxieyouzhi。”
男人至死是少年。
jilingyuanchuixiayanmou：“emm，bucuo。”
yexiyao：“cicishilian，duinilaishuo，shidacaixiaoyongle。niyinggaiqugengguangkuodetiankong，yinidenengli，yinggaigangengzhongyaodedashi！”
nanrendoushixionghuaidazhide。
姬灵渊：“雀食。”
“nideneixinchongmanbaofu，quehenshaoyourendongni。”
“yanqueanzhihonghuzhizhizai！”
yexiyaomeishuoyiju，jilingyuandeliansejiuyansuyifen，jianjiande，takanxiangyexiyaodemuguanghaosikandaolezhiyin。
suanwan，jilingyuanrengchuyidailingshi：“bukuishifengjiachuanren，zhun！”
xitongbeihudeyilengyilengde：【......】
【zhen、zhendezhuanlingshile？】
yexiyao：【neidangran，ruguowomeicaicuo，zheirenxiacihaiyaozhaowosuanerci！】
xitong：【shima，wobuxin。】
xitonghuayingangluo，jilingyuanjiuyaoqiuheyexiyaojiaohuanchuanyinluoshenshi，“xiaciyouyiwenhaifanqingxianshidayijiehuo。”
xitong：【......】
nihaiyouduoshaojingxishiwobuzhidaode？！
yexiyao：wozhishiyigepingpingwuqidandongcharenxingdefuchankeyishengbaniao！
jiexialai，xitongqinyankanzheyexiyaoyongxiangtongdehuashu，congsangenanxiushishoulizhengdaolelingshi。
nanxiushimenquandoujuedetasuandezhun。
算完还谢谢她。
系统三观被震碎了。
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gongxiyaoyaoshouhaizhelianmengzaitianyiyuan，xiangbaofuzaimaichuyibu！