醉鬼王爷的凄惨往事

“kekeke……”wozhongyurenbuzhuchulesheng,“sanweijiejie,jinriguolai,shiyouheguigan?”

zhelefenshan,shuzhejingdoushixingfajideqiaoshiganxiaoyishenghuilehua,“meipangdeshi,zhishixiangwenwenfuren,wangyeshibushiyisanwuriweiwangxinyuanjiuqinle?”

eshima?wozameifaxian?wozenmejuezhetazuowanhaizaishufanggenwoqiangzhuoanyong?

“shide,furen,wangyeyijingwuriweihuixinyuanle!”xiaojiuzaiwoerpangjiqiedetixing。

wozaixinyuanyuzheisi“tongchitongshui”,bugaibuzhixiaotawuriweiguia,fouzeqibushizuoshilebiaomian…“fuqie”deshishi?zaichuanchuquzhibudingyouyoushenmeliuyan!

wolianmangbianqilexiahua,“wangyejinrigongshifanmang,shichangbuguiyeshiyoude,dengwangyehuilaiwoyidingyutashuo,geweijiejielaiguole,rangtaaigequkanwang……”

sanweizuzongzaibuzou,zailaoxiaquwokejiuluxianle!

“gongshifanmang?furennandaobuzhiwangyezairuyangewuribucengchumen?”xiaowuyilianyiwen。

diyijujiuluxian?tianyea,jinshouzhizhijikaiyici?

“wangyebuhuifuyejiubale,huilebianzaineijian……jianleyicijiuyingjinmendechangnvfanglibuchumen,chuanchuquxiangshenmehua?”xiaowangbuganshiruodejiezhehuacha。

hezhewoshilaizhuchigongdaode?dajiadoubizui,bujiuchuanbuchuqule?

“gewei,bushiwowuneng,woshizhendezuobulewangyedezhu……”

dui,jiushiwowuneng!wozenmenengzuodelewangyedezhu?renzifengdourangwoshaozhaoreruyangele,nimenguolaigonghuoyouyoushenmeyong?

wotaihaimeibiaowan,sanweizuzongjiuqileshen,quanranmeilegangjinwushidejingzhong,yanshenligegexiezhe“yuanlainizhendebuzhongyong”,erhoubaizheyaoyedebufazoudehaobuliuqing。

guoranshiyongdaorenjiashifurenzhangfurenduan,faxianrenjiashibushangjingjiuhanrenjiabuzhongyong,shitaiyanliang,shitaiyanliang!

wozhenggankaizheibozuzongzoudewuqing,zifengjiushangmenle。

“wangyeshenbiandexiaosishuonizheiyoushanghaodejiejiucha?”tadaozhangquzhiru,bushuofeihua。

“shiyouyixie,dan……”

“neijiunaxiechulai——”

真是不客气。

worangxiaojiufanchuleliangguan,dijitahoucaizhufudao,“zhudeshihoujidefangfengmi,zheiyangcaigeng……”

“haozhixiaole,duoxie——”tadaduanwodehua,nalejiuyaozou,keyuezouleliangbuyouhuileshen,“huiyishu,zhenjiukeshide?”

“懂一些——”

“shoulikeyouzhenjiudewujian?”

“jinfudeshihou,daileyifu——”

“neihao,naledongxilairuyange——woxianzouyibu——”

huabi,likemeileying——kezhenshi,bukuishiwangyeshenbianderen。

xiaojiucishiyibianbangwozhaojiahuoshi,yibianbahuashuodezhizhiwuwu。youqingkuang?yushizaiwoyifanweibiliyouxia,tacaituleshiqing。

yuanlaishiwobuzhidaoeryi,fushangzaojiuxiaodaoxiaoximantianfeile!

xiaojiushuojutazhangwodebagua,dayueshiwangyedebaiyueguangbeidangjinshengshangfengleguifei,zhaoshucaixia,neinvdejiupobujidaidejinlegong,huangshangyouxialezhi,shuoxuandinglehuangdaojiri,fengfeidadianzaiyiyuehoujuxing!wangyedelexiaoxibianyouxiebuzhen,yinle“ruyange”yixiangshanjierenyi,jiuquxiaochouqule。

wowentazheimehaotingdebaguazenmebuyuwoshuoshuo。

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zhenshiyixinweiwodehaoxiaojiu!

zaidongxizhunbeituodang,qianyinhouguozhangwoqiquanzhihou,xiaojiudailulingwoquleruyange。

he,guaibuderenjiazaizheilizoubudongluleni!

ruyangesuijianzaiwangfuli,genfuguirenjiadedumenbieyuanquehaowuqubie,fushixiaolou,yuanzilibulejiashan,jingxiangbiezhi,lianmendoushizhenguideshanmuzhicheng。

woxiangxiangxialaidexiangbalao,yibuyiqudegenzaixiaojiushenhou,chuanguodatang,shangleerlou,caikandaowomenxujiuxudetanzaichuangshangdelingwangye,zhijianzifengzaijianchibuxiedeweizhejiejiucha——suishijinyishaoloubanshao。

“hebujinqukezenmeshihao?buruqinggedafulai?”yipanglizhedenvzijiaojidechuzhezhuyi。

“qingdafu?duoshaorendingzhelingwangfu!ruochulechazi,nidandeqime?”zifengshuozheyoudileyikoudaojiuguiwangyezuili,kerenglouledabanshao,tazhongyushilenaixing,faqilepiqi,“ruyanguniang,weihebuquanzhexie?wangyepingshidainibubo,rangtahechengzheiyang,nishiyaobatasongzoubucheng?”

pu,wozaixindirenbuzhuxiaochulesheng。

hude,quanchangdemuguangdoutouxianglewo——za?woxinlixiaoxiaoyebuxing?

zhijianneiruyanguniangyezhuanguoleshen,wozheicaikanqingtadezhenmianmu——woxiang,zheilidayuechulehuanjingyazhixiyinzhewangye,limiandexiannveryeshikezhangzaitadexinliba。nanrenhe。

xiaojiuzhuaizhuaiwodeyijiao,zhoubazhelian,“furen……nicishixiao,shiyoujifenbushishiyide……”

suoyishi,buliushenxiaochulesheng?!

“adajiahaoa,woshilaijiwangyezhenjiude……”wohuanghuangshoulideyaoxiang,gaxiaozhechakailehuati。

suoxingbingmeirenjijiao,zifengshandaoyipangjiwoliuchuleweizhi。

wodabushangqian,bianyaokaishigongzuo。

“dengdeng,tashi——”ruyanguniangjiaotinglewo。

“tashi…tashiwangyedejiumingxianren!mafanninwanghoutuiyibu——”zifengmeiyounaixindebatawanghouzhuailezhuai,liangrenyigeliejuchadiandiegeluohan。

噗哈哈啊哈哈。

zongshiyourenbuheshiyi,zheiyicixiaochushengdeshixiaojiu。

果然我们是主仆。

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woshenzhelianggeshouzhiwendao,“zheishiji?”

chuangshangderenpibeidebayanjingzhengkaiyitiaofeng,pielewoyiyan,fangfozaikanyigeshixinfeng,erhoulveguowodewenti,kanxiangzifeng,shayazhesangziwen,“taruhelaile?”

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“niheshi……yezheiyangpopomamale?”tashuozhetaishoufushangtadejiananfuzhe。

cishishenhouchuanlaichuoqisheng,shengyinbuda,quechuchukelian,“wangyeruobuzaile,ruyanyejuebuduhuo!”

biezheiyanganimen,renjiahuodehaohaode,budaidangmianzheimezuzhourende!

“wobuhuiyoushide…zheijirixinkunile……”

shitingxinkude,nulidebanisongzou,nengbuxinkuma?

zheiyangjiedahuanxideshike,wozaiyipangsihuxiandejiweiduoyu,yushiwokaikougaoleci,“nei…dajiadouhaozhe,buruwoxiantuixiale?”

“taruhelailezheili?”

zheixiahaole,jiuguiwangyeyouhuidaolediyigewenti。

zifengguniangshangqianjiushiyidunjieshi,“woqianxierizibangfurenzhibanguoyixieyaocao,zhixiaofurendongxieyaoli,bafurenqinglaijiwangyeqiaoqiaoshenzi,zheiciduokuilefurendezhenjiuyujiejiucha——”

zhenshixiexieninweiwoyaogongle——danzheisiweishatouxiangwodeyanshenlimanshiliangboyuyane——wozheishijiulegechourenhuilaibei!

“yizhejiudeshang,jiudeming,quejiubulerendexin,wangyebuaixiziji,jibianshihuatuozaishi,naleqisihuishengwanyeqiangbuguoyanwangye——”woshuozhekaishidongshoubataeshangdezhen,ranhoumalideshoudaoleyaoxiangli,xiangyaochentameiliqibajian,xianliuweishang。

“xiele——”wogangzhuanshen,tabiancongyafenglijichuleyishengxie,youqiwulideyangzi,yitingjiushihaobuzouxin!

“wangyeshizuodashideren,shuqingshuzhongziyouyifankaoliang,qushesuinan,queyaozaozuojueduancaihao。”woshuowanjiujiakuaibufagenxiaojiuyiqiliuzhidajile。

huayizhici,kebiezaixunsimihuole——zhenshixiangbutong,yexinshitianxiaderen,shizenmebeiernvqingzhangbanzhujiaode,biwohaibuzhongyong!

buguo,jingciyiyi,xiaojiuduiwohenchongbai——womendege/mingyouyihenkuaishengji,erhouwoyetingdaolegengduode“huangjianeimu”。

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ze,buzhixiaojiuyoumeiyoutianyoujiacu,dantingqilai,weilingyeguaicande……