“weifengfeng，nizaina？”
“zaidadongzhen，nibudiaoyuzhao**sha。”
“diaogechuizi，wozaizheibiangangcaiyoubeizhuale，jintianbuxiangdiaole，nipaodadongzhenquzuoshazi？”
“hahahaha，wokaidiaochanga，woyijingbawomenyulongcundeshuikujichengbaole，jiuzhunbeigaotale！”
“噗！你疯了？”
“fenggepi！shuoganjiudegan！”
“tuichengbaohailaidejibu？”
“干啥？”
“yulongcunshuikuwoquguohaojici，neishuikujingchangzhangshuiloushui，hailixianchengzheimeyuan，nongtazuodiaochangnisidegengcan！”
“woca，nibuzaoshuo？”
“wori，nitemeyebuxianwenwenwoa，wobushishuolerangwanshanghuiqu，wozaigennixishuoma？”
“ai，tuichengbaobulele，qianwodouyijingjiaoleyiwanle，niyaobuguolaibangwoshoushicunlilaofangziba？”
“haishoushilaofangzi，xiangbanfajishizhisuna！”
“woyingzhetoupigaoxiashishiba。”
“......”
piankehougualedianhua，chenfengyeshimeirenzhuxiaochushenglai！
毕云涛也是**。
huanledifangjixubeidai，yitianshijianmeilelianggengan，shizhenyonga！
早上做法的时候。
hainianwujiyuewujiriwujishiwujini？
“yaofacaile，jinshouzhibukuishijinshouzhi，wanwanmeiyouxiangdaojingxijingranhuizheimeda，zheidiaochangshengjigongnengtaiqiangle！”
“diaochangshuiyumianjishengji，bujinkeyijiangyulongcunshuikubiandabushuo，haibushouchufeirenliyiwaideqitayinsuersuoxiaole，dengyuhaijiejueletuishuizhangshuidewenti，biandekekongle。”
“diaochangshuiyuneiyuzhongshengjigengshinitian！”
“yisishiliandiaochangzuiguanjiandeyu，doubuxuyaozanhuaqianmailaifangyangle，jinshouzhizidongshengjichulai，haizidaishengjishuizhihuanjing，pingrililiandaliweiyangdoubuxuyao，zheisuanshiwuhexinchengbenjingyingbushuo，yuyexiangdangyushichunyeshengxingzhileba？”
“zhenbukuishijinshouzhi，bujinnengcaokongdiaochangshuiyumianjishengji，hainengpingkongbianchuyulai，taibiantaile。”
“youzheijinshouzhixitongzai，zheidiaochanghaitemebuzhuandaqian？”
chenfengzuozaichelijidongdebuxing。
jutijingyingmubiaorenwuxianbushuo，xiangqihaiyouyifenxinshoujianglimeiling，chenfengyoumangdao：“xitong，xianzailingquxinshoujiangli。”
【shoudao，xinshoujianglifafangzhong......gongxisuzhuhuodeshengjiyuzhongsanlianji，shifoulijishiyong？】
“shengjiyuzhongsanlianji？shiwoxianzaikeyimianfeijielianchouqusangeyuzhong，zidongchuxianzaiyulongcunshuiku？”
【shidesuzhu，dangqianyulongcunshuikumeiyourenheyuzhong，shiyongxinshoujianglichouqusangeyuzhongchuxianhou，kefangbiansuzhulijijinrujingyingzhuangtai，tongshihainengwanchengjingyingmubiaohuodexindeshengjijihui。】
妈的！
zheijinshouzhixitong，shizhendejilia！
“hao，neixianzaixianbushiyong，dengwoxiancaigoudiandongxi，dengxiahuiquwozhanzaishuikubianlezaishiyong！”
【可以的宿主。】
shoucijinxingyuzhongshengjihuoshuiyumianjishengji，chenfengdouxiangyaoqinyanjianzheng，kanshigeshenmeshenqicaozuo。
如此。
tayeshimeidangeshijian，mangxiachequcaigouleyixiedongxi，henkuaibianhuidaocheshang，yilukaicheyouhuidaoleduili。
cishiyishixiawuliudianzhong。
rujinzheigejijieyaowanshangbadiancaihuitianhei，cikedetaiyanghaiguazaixiekongzhizhong，zhenggecunbushuo。
yiduiduilishiyijiumeiyoujiandaoyigerenying。
bachezikaijinzijialaofangzideshibanyuanli，chenfengyemeixianbadongxinaxialai，ershizhijingxianpaoquhoushanwan。
很快。
chenfengbianlaidaoleshuikubianshang，kanzheyanqiandeshuimianyilianqidaidao：“laixitong，yuzhongsanlianjixianzaichouqu。”
【shoudao，sanciyuzhongshengjichouquzhong......gongxisuzhuhuodeyuzhongbaitiao、gongxisuzhuhuodeyuzhongpangpi、gongxisuzhuhuodeyuzhongpadihu，sanciyuzhongshengjiyichouqutoufangwancheng。】
“......”
就很神奇！
jiuzaichenfengdemuguangxia，yuanbenpingjingdeshuimian，huranjianjiutiaodongleqilai，jiuzheiyangsangeyuzhongjiushengjichulaile？
meixiangdaojingshizheime‘jiandan’。
白条。
鳑鲏。
趴地虎。
shenhuxileyikouqi，chenfengxinqinghuranjianjiufuzale。
“xitong，mianfeibaipiaodexinshoujiangli，jiushizheimekengduima？”
【huisuzhu，xinshoujianglishengjiyuzhongyuzhengchangshengjijihuiyiyang，doushisuijichouqudangqiandiaochangshuiyuneiweiyouyuzhong。】
“neiyisishiwolianheile？”
【......】
lianheidaolezheizhongchengduchenfengshibuxinde，xinshoujianglisanciyuzhongchouqu，jieguochoudaodequanlajimeiyigehaode。
quedingshisuijibushibeianpai？
zheisangeyuzhongzaidiaoyujie，jibendoububeidiaoyurendangzuoshiyu，duiyuzuodiaochanglaishuogengshiruniaolekudangbannanshou！
“还好吧。”
“zhishaohaiyougeanwei，neijiushiyihouzaishengjiyuzhong，shibuhuizaichouzhongbaitiaopangpipadihuzheisanzhongjipinle！”
陈风缓了半天。
zheicaidiaojiehaozijideneixin，xuanjixiangqishenmeyouwendao：“duilexitong，jingyingmubiaorenwushishenme？”
【huisuzhu，jingyingmubiaorenwugenjuwanchengcishubutongerbutong，dangqianjingyingmubiao，qingsuzhuyi30yuanmeixiaoshidejiageyaoqingrenlaiyulongcunshuikuchuidiao，5xiaoshiqibu，zhiyaoyouyirenjiaofeibingchuidiao，suzhujikehuodeyicidiaochangshengjijihui。】
【tixingsuzhu，wanchengjingyingmubiaoguochengzhongbukezuobi，zhuruzhaotuo、feizhengchangjiahuiyudengshouduan，fouzewuxiao。】
噗——
gangdiaojiehaodeneixin，shunjianyoubengle！
30元每小时。
wugexiaoshiqibu，neijiushi150kuaiqian。
150块钱的钓费，
jiaorenlaishanlidiaobaitiaopangpipadihu？
还不让作弊？
去尼玛的！
“xitong，jingyingmubiaorenwunengbunenggai，wopaaida！”
【baoqiansuzhu，wufagenggai。】
“哈哈哈哈，好！”
neihuichenfenghaiganjuezijizheijinshouzhixitong，tainiubitaiqiangdale。
可现在。
他差点没吐血三升！
当然。
zhiyaoxiangbanfatongguolemuqianzheijieduan，huodelexindeshengjijihui，shengjichulailehaodeyuzhong，neijiuhaole！
“150kuaiqianrangrenpaoshanlilaidiaobaitiaopangpipadihu，jueduiyaobeidade，kanlaihaishidexianhuaqian，zanzijimaixieqitayufangjinlai，ranhouzaiyizheishoufeizhaorenlaidiao？”
“aineizheimeyishuo，yuzhongshengjishisuijichouqudangqiandiaochangneiweiyouyuzhong，neiyuzhongshengjiqian，gaiqubaneixiebuhaodezhaodianfangjinqu？？？”
【tixingsuzhu，yiqiefeitongguobenxitongshengjichulaideyuzhong，doujiangwufazaishuikudiaochangneicunhuo。】
“......”
xianzaishijianhaizao，chenfengtaochushoujijibiyuntaoyoudalegedianhua。
“喂风风？”
“在哪呢？”
“woyijinghuixianchengdaodianlile，zale？”
“lai，kaichelaiwoyulongcunshuikudiaoyu，150kuaiqiandiaowugexiaoshi，zhichixiongdiwoyiba！”
“shenmeyisi，yulongcunshuikuyiqianwoqudiaoguomeiyouyude，nizheimekuaiyoumaidaoyufangjinqule？”
“嗯呐，来钓嘛！”
“wobuxin，wonihaixiangshouqian，wobuqu！”
“zhenyouyu，jiushounizheiyiciqian，yihoudengwozuodazuoqiangle，tiantianmianfeirangnidiao，kuailai！”
“bu，nishixinfengle，ganjinhuixianchenglai，wogennihaohaoshuoshuonineishuikuzuoxiaquzhenyaodaobi。”
“滚！”