回家过年,相亲对象拿出108条家规第2章 

wojingranchilekangwenlemaidechelizi!“pei、peipeipei!”“buchile,niyebiechile,

badongxidoujitahaihuiqu!”xiangdaoneijigeyijingxiadudechelizi,wojiugenchilecangyingyiyangnanshou。

“nizheihaizizenmele?”“ma,wobuxihuanta,gengbuxianggentajiehun。”takezhenxinga,wozheigezoubutong,

zhuantoujiudengmenbaifang。haizhuantiaowobuzaijiadeshihou。“jingjing,xianzaibuxihuan,budaibiaoyihoubuxihuana。

”shuohuaderenshiwodagu,tagangcongwojiaxishoujianlichulai。woshunjianmingbaileyiqie。

kangwenlegenbenbuzhidaowomenjiadizhi,ruguobushiwodagulinglaide,hainengshishei。daguzhaohuwomahewozuoxia,

kaishizhangpiankuolun。“nimennianqingrendexiangfa,wodong。bujiushixihuanyanzhigaodeyouyouqiande,haiyaorijiushengqing。

”“suirankangwenlezhangxiangburumingxing,danfangzaiputongrenlijueduisuandeshangrenzhonglongfeng。”“jialihaiyouqian,

dengnimenxiangchuyiduanshijian,ziranjiurijiushengqingle。zaishuole,tabinidajisui,dadenanrenzhidaotengren。

”“jingjinga,dagukeshizhenxindainihao,xiwangnizhuazhuyanqiandehaojiyuan,qianwanbunengcuoguo。

”renyoutashuodetianhualuanzhui,wodexinsihaobuweizhisuodong,shenzhihaixianghehe。“renzhonglongfeng?dagu,

wojuedeniyoubiyaoquyankekankan。”sanshichutoudekangwenledoukuaixiedingchengdizhonghaile。dagudeliansedunbian,

dengzhewozhiwen:“jingjing,woshinizhangbei,nitingtingnigangcaishuodehuaduima?”“dagu,wokeshiniqinzhinv,

nimeibiyaobawowanghuokenglituia。”qifenshunjianjianbanuzhang。daguturanwuzhelian,kuleqilai。

“haoxindangchenglvganfei。”shuowan,tatizhebaojiuyaozou。womayongyanshenshiyiwobizui。“lianmei,

jingjingnianjixiaobudongshi,tashuodehuanibiefangzaixinshang。huitou,wozaihaohaoquanquanta。”“ma,

neikangwenlenianjidabushuo,doushenmeniandaile,haisongjiwoyibenjiapurangwoshudubeisong,

tajiashiyouwangweiyaojichengma?”“neimingmingjiushihuokeng,kedagupianyaotuiwowanglitiao,shuobudingjiumeianhaoxin!

”womashifendandingdipielewoyiyan。“tashishenmeyangderen,wobinihaiqingchu。jintiantabakangwenledailai,

woyemeisongkou。”woyitingtadehua,jiuzhidaohaiyoubiedexi,henkuailengjingxialai。biekanwomawaibiaorouruo,

taneixinshifenqiangda。dangniantahewobajiehunhou,keshishoulebushaoyeyenainaihedagujidewonangqi。

womabingmeiyouyinweitamendeguofenxingweiheyanyuerdangnianfanlian,ershishejiguyirangbakandao。wobaxintengwoma,

yikaishihuzheta,ketamenhoulaiyuelaiyueguofen,wobadaizhewomafenranfenjia。wonaishuo,

linjiadejiachanyihoudouhuijiwodagu,yifenqiandoubujiwoba。wobahewomatongshidoushuobuyao,

zhiyaolikaizheigejia。tamenzoushishenwufenwen,zaiwaidapinduonianzhongyuyousuochengjiu。erwoyeyenainairenlaole,

biankaishixiangnianerzi,zhudongqiuhe。womashuoshenshoubudaxiaomianren,mianzishangguodequjike,

zhiyulizineijiukanwobale。“wozhidaonitaoyankangwenle,shuoshihuawoyemeikanshang。zaijianchiliangtian,

womengaogedade。”wocuozheshou,douyoudianpobujidaile。dangwanyeyejiujiwodadianhua,

nainaiyezaiyipangcongzhongquanwei。“jingjing,nidagushiweinihao,weilenidehunshitajinxinjinli,

chadiandoukuaichibuxiafanle,binimadoushangxin。”“neikangwenle,womendoukanguozhaopian,xiaohuozizhangdebucuo,

haishigwy,zaiguojinianyishengzhiqiantuwuliang。bushinainaishuoni,

niyigexiaoguniangsuiranyougongzuokedaodibushitiefanwan,zheiyidiannijiubibierendileyigedangci。

”“chenzhenixianzainianqing,duifanghejiarendouhenxihuanni,zaodiandayingxialaibarenshengdashibanle。nainaia,

shixintengnicaigennishuozheixietijihua,nikeyaotinga。”womianshangxiaoxixi,xinlidoukuaimarenle。duiwolaishuo,

jiehunshiwodeshi,guanyuworenshengyibeizideshi。erbushisanyanliangyuyoubierenjueding,

gengbushibiandizijitaigaotaren,wobushishangpin,gengbuxuyaodaijiaergu。“nainai,

wohuihaohaokaolvninshuodehua,fangxinba。”zheimeshuo,shiweilebuxiangzaitingtadeyoushuo,

guizhidaowodaguzaitamenerbianchuileshenmefeng。yeyenainai,keshizishizhizhongdouzhanzaidaguneiyibianni。

getianweixinyilianfalaihaojitiaoweixinhaoyoushenqing,shikangwenle。womeitongyi。meiguoyihuier,

dagudedianhuajiulaile。“jingjinga,zheihuiershibushitebiemang?”wodangranzhidaotashiyinhedadedianhua,

“shangwuhenmang,gongzuobijiaoduo,huiyiyebijiaoduo。dagu,niyoushenmeshima?”“qishiyemeishenmeshi,

gualedianhuazhihou,nidongdongshoubaxiaokangdeweixinjiashang。zheihaizihaiyiweirenishengqile,

henzhejidianhuadoudadaowozheibianlaile。”“e,shima?neiwodaihuierjiutongyi。”“jingjing,

dagushizhenxinweinihao,xiaokangzheihaizibucuo,nikeyaobawohaojihui。”wofuyandingngjijugualedianhua。

hehe!dangranshiyouliangliangtahaojiucaitongguo。zhiyutayoudinglingguanglangjiwofalexieshenme,woyagenmeikan,

zhijiebatashezhichenglemiandarao。dangwohuidaojiashi,dagudedianhuayoulaile。yuqiyouxiejizao:“jingjing,

nizenmehuishi?bushishuohaoleyiqiandeshijiwangbujiu,xiaokangdadudouburangnidaoqianle,nizenmehainengshuangyueni?

”“shenme?”woyilianmengbi。kanleweixincaizhidao,yuanlaijiashangwozhihoutajiujiwofalejitiaoxinxi。

“wanshangliudiantangzhouyancanting,wangzhunshifuyue。”“shoudaoqinghuifu。”“qingxiabanhouhuifu。”“wudianbanle,

wofadizhijinile。”“liudianshifenle,nirenni?”“wozhendehenshengqi,houguohenyanzhong。

”“yanerwuxindexiaoren!”zhenshicaoduowukou,jiwozhengwuyule。woyagendoumeidayingtahaoba。“dagu,

wo……”womaturanpaipaiwodejiantou,chongwojijiyanhaidiantou。shayisi?rangwodaying?

kanworengdailengzaiyuandi,womazaiwoerbianxiaoshengshuo:“wenzhuta。”“buhaoyisi,dagu,wowangjile,

woxianzaigentajieshide。”“nitaiguofenle,nizenmenengzheiyangni?”wobotongdianhua,

tingdaokangwenledebaoyuanhoulijiguanbiyangshengqi。tapentade,woshoushiwode。gumozheshijianchabuduole,

wohuidiankai:“baoqianle,bieshengqi。”ranhoujixuguanbi。zhidaokangwenleshuo:“nijintianbixugenwodaoqian。

”“duibuqi。”daoqianzhishisangezieryi,diaobuleyikuaierrou。“hao,neiwojiuyuanliangnile。duile,

guojitianzhoumojiaoshangnihenidejiaren,womenshuangfangfumujianyimian。”“ok。”womajiwoderenwuwanchengle。

“ma,niyoushenmejihuaa?”womashizhifangzaichunbianxuleyisheng。“zheiliangnianniyeyenainaigenzanmenhehao,

qizhongnidagugongbukemei。danshi,niyaozhidao,shangganzhedehaochu,kebuyidingshihaochu。

”“woyijinggenhaojiemeidatingguole,kangjiadequejiadifenghou,kezanjiayebuchaa。

makebuyuanyiniquchizheigeku,danniyekandaole,nidagulazheniyeyenainaidoulaidangshuoke,

wopanibayizhibujian,weilesuoweidexiaodaohemianziqiangantou,weileyilaoyongyi,yaonaojiunaogedade。

”wodiantou。womalindeqing,wolindegengqing。daguneimejingmingderen,zaojiujinzhezijinverdingshang,

zenmehuibazhenzhengdehaorenjieshaojiwo。zheilimiankendingyoumaoni。zhouri,yujiancanting。

daguxiqiyangyangdibakangwenlehekangjiarenyingjinbaoxiang,zhuantouqulecesuo。“fangxinhaole,zheimenqinshizhuncheng。

wodididexinggewohaibulejie?”“zheicibamayelaile,genkangjiarenxiangchudetebiehao,