第1章 不做受气包

bangeyueqianwoyangshuipole,popozaisanjiaodaiyaowoshunchan。

dengwopougongchanhou,tingdaopopohelaogongdeedudeduihua。

「tashidushengnv,yaoshishunchansile,tajiasuoyoudeqiandoushiwomende。」

「tashenglelongfengtai,shengchuyigepeiqianhuo,wozhirensunzi,sunnvwokebudai。」

ketamenbuzhidao,cengjingderuanbaoziyijingzhilengqilaile。

wokebuhuizairangzhetamenle。

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pougongchanhoudebangeyue,woyizhizaijiaxiuyang,dengwoshenzihuifuyihou,womajiuyaohuijiazhaoguwozaichuangdelaoba。

popobuqingzilai,congtajinmendeneiyike,zuilidexianqishengjiumeitingguo。

popo:「nvbaoyihoudoushibierenjiadexifu,jitamaineimehaodeyifuganshenme?」

「haiburuduojinanbaomaidian……」

wodaduanpopozuilinantingdehua,zhiwendao:

「neinishenshangdezheijianyifushiwojinimaide,jirannvbaodoushibierenjiade,neinibanishenshangdeyifutuoxialai,woqumaiershouhuanqianjinvbaoyeyemaidianjiu。」

popoxianshilengleyixia,ranhoumadao:「nixianzaiganhuizuile?buyaoyiweinishenglelianggehaizi,jiunengbuzunzhongzhangbei!」

wocongyuesaoshouzhongbaoguonvbao,duizhenvbaoshuo:「zuozhangbeidedoumeiyouyigezuozhangbeideyangzi,zijiyeshiyigenvde,nanbuchengzheiniantouhaiyourenlianzijiyema,zheideduochuna!」

popozhuanshoujiangtashouzhongdenanbaojiaojiyuesao,tazoudaochufangqujiangwodewufanduanchulai。

wozoudaocanzhuoshangyikan,yipanshuizhudan,liangexiancaidoumeiyou,woxiaodao:「liushen,nizhongwuchidianshenme?」

yuesaoyouxiegangadishuodao:「suibian,womeiyoujikoude。」

womaileyidazhuomeishiwaimai,woheyuesaoyirenbaozheyigehaizi,liangrendakuaiduoyiqilai。

popokandaoyizhuozidemeishi,qideliandoufalvle,「nizheiyanghuaqianxiangbawoerzidexuehanqiandouhuawanma?」

「mashangjiuyaoguonianle,haiyaomainianhuo,huilaojiayidajiazidehongbaoyoushiyibikaizhi。」

wolengxiao:「nibaobeierzizhuandeneidianqianbudoujinilaofuqinzhibinglema?xianzaizheigejialidekaizhidoushiwoyigerenzaichengzhe。」

popoqidenachushoujibotonglechenqimingdeshipindianhua,「erzia,nilaopozaijiaqifuwo。」

popoduizheshoujikuhanzhe,baoyuanzaijialishouleweiqu。

wolengyanpangguan,zairenshidaotamenyijiazhenmianmuzhiqian,woweilejiatinghexieziyuandangsongbaozi,renyoutamenqifu。

kerujindewo,zaoyibushicengjingdesongbaozile!

wojiyuesaoshileyigeyanse,anfuhaota,rangtaanxinchifan。

guobuchusuoliao,bangexiaoshihou,chenqimingcongdanweiqingjiachongjinjiamen,taliansebuyuedikanzhewo:「neishiwoma!nizaijialichixiangdehelade,nirangwomachishuizhudan?」

wolengxiaodao:「chenqiming,nishaozaiwomianqianzhuangdaxiaozi,nixiaoxinwaibaodeshiqinggandebushaoba!」

wojiangtayiqianzuoguodeshiqingdouyijianyijianshuluochulai。

「wohuaiyundeshihou,nayicanbushiwozuojinimamachide,nini?nijinimamazuoguoyidunfanma?」

「shi!nixiaoshun,nidegongzidoujiniyeyeyangbingle,wohuogaibeinidangzuoxuebao,yongwodeqianyangqizheigejia。」

「nixiaoshun,nizijijinimazuofana!pingshenmewoyaotinixiaoshunta?shuobaile,yaobushiyinweini,wogenbenjiubuhuirenshinima!」

wonachushoujijitashuaiguoquyiduanjiankongshipin,jiazhongqingleyuesaodaixiaohai,weileanquanqijiandouzhuanglejiankong。

chenqimingdeliansebianlebian,tazhuanshenduipopohoudao:「ma,wogongzuohenmang,nibiezaijialitiaoshi。」

popoliketiaojiao,jiangtadeshoujipaidaozaidi,sibuchengrenshipinzhongdesuozuosuowei。

wozoudaopopomianqian,yongshouzhilezhitianhuaban,「youjiankongzaikanzheni,shaolaiwumiewo。」

chenqiminglijianfudao:「laopo,shiwodecuo,mingtianjiufangnianjiale,womenhuilaojiaguonian,wojuebuhuirangnishoudaoqifu。」

woqingxiaoleyixia,jiangshouzhongdehaizijiaodaotadeshouzhong。

talaojianeixieqinqizuisuidehen!jirantamenyijiarenmeiyoubawodangzuozijiren,neijiubieguaiwobukeqile!

woxiaozheshuo:「woyehenqidaihuinilaojiani!」

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ciri,yuesaosuizhewomenyitonghuilaojia,wotiqianheyuesaojiandanshuoleyixialaojiadeqingkuang。

chenqimingshigaocaisheng,shicunzilidedamingren,erwojiushiyigeputongxuexiaoderen,zicongbiyeyihoujiuzaijializuoqileziyouzhiye,congweishangguoyitianban。

tamenlaojiaderenyizhidoubudaijianwo,juedewopeibushangkaoshanggongwuyuandeta。

chinianyefandeshihou,chenqimingdejiujiuduiwodaqudao:「yaobushinijinnianshenglelianggehaizi,fangzaiwangniannidoubunengshangzhuochifan。」

wohengxiaoyisheng,「zenme,nvrenshangzhuochifanzhenishoule?」

jiujiuduipoposhileyigeyanse,popozhizewobudongshi,dingzhuangzhangbei。

chenqimingzaiyipangdazhehahadangheshilao,kejiujiufeidanmeiyouxiaoqi,fanerhuoqigengda。

jiujiudianleyizhiyan,yinyangguaiqidao:「nigangshengwanhaizi,zheixiedongxidoushifawu,nichileduishangkoubuhao。」

poponaqiyipinglajiaofen,jimeiyiwancaidousashanglajiao,tajieshidao:「lajiaoqushiqi,duochilajiaojiubupafale,duishangkouhaodekuai!」

wokanzhewoshouzhongdejituixianrulechensi,taitoukanzhetafanwendao:「xiyanduifeibuhao,rongyidefeiai,xiaoxinzaodianquyanwangyeneilibaodaoe!」

wozhuantouduizhepoposhuo:「nimingzhidaowobuchilajiao,pianpianjimeiyiwandoufanglelajiao,nizheishichengxinbuxiangrangdajiaguogehaoniana!」

jiujiuyipaizhuozi,nuqichongchongdiduiwoshuo:「woshuonijintianbunengchizheizhuocai,nijiubunengchi!」

wopieleyiyanpopo,qiaojiantaxingzailehuodemoyang,kanlaishitaguyizhishide!