第2章耍的就是你们
“hahahaha……xiaozinikezhenniubia，nihaiyoudanzipaohuilaidema？nihai**deshigedachundan！”tiandonglaijigerenturanjiudaxiaozheshuodao。
jizhiqiangkouqishuashuadezhizhetangwenlong，buguotangwenlongquemeiyousihaokongjudeshense“xiangyaobaobeishiba？jiuxianfangkaizheigemeinvba？”
tiandonglaihenhendedengletangwenlongyiyan：“nishizaigenwokaiwanxiaodema？nixianzaiyoushenmezigegenwozheimeshuohua？”
tangwenlongjinjiezheshuodao：“wusuowei！chufeinimenbuyaoneigebaobei，heziyijingbeiwozangqilaile，dabulewomensheiyebiexiangdedao，nonggeyusiwangpohaole！”
tiandonglaitingbaliansebianlebian，yeyishidaoleqingkuangdeteshuxing，suijiduizheshouxiashileyigeshoushi：“hao，meinvjini，hezinajiwo。”
mengruyanjiqishiwangdepieletangwenlongyiyan：“wozenmeyudaonizheimeyigedachuncaia！dabendan！”
“hahahaha……”tiandonglaiyangtoudaxiao：“nixianzaisuibianmatashenmedoumeiyouyongle，zheijiushiwomendeyunqia！hahahaha……”
tangwenlongwunaidejieshizhe，shunbianjiangdameinvbeizaishenhou：“niyiweiwoxianghuilaia！bayigenvrendiuxiabushiwodezuoshifengge，zheiyaoshiyougeshenmesanzhangliangduande，wokebujiuchengleqianguzuirendema？”
mengruyanlianjiaweihong，pazaitangwenlongdeshenshang，mengruyanganjuedaoleyizhongcongweiyouguodetashiganjue，momingqimiaodejiubeigandongleyixia。
jiuzheiyang，tangwenlongbeizhemengruyan，tiandonglaiweishoudejigerenjingenzhe，tiandonglaihaibuwangduitangwenlongjinggaodao：“xiaozi，nizuihaobuyaoshuahuazhao，fouzenidexiachangjiushisi！”
tangwenlongdunledun，zhizheqianmiandeyigelajitongshuodao：“jiushizheigelajitong，nimenyaodedongxijiuzaizheigelimian！”
tiandonglaijingtidekanleyiyan，shiyilianggeshouxiashangquchakan：“nimenlianggerenguoqukankan，ruguolimianmeidongxi，xiaozi，nijiusidingle！”
lianggeshashouxianshiguanchaleyifan，quedingmeiyoushenmeweixianzhihou，zaijingenleshangqu，mengruyandeliansekanqilaiyeshijiqidenankan：“nibushizhendebadongxifangzaizheigelajitonglimianba？”
tangwenlongrenzhendedianlediantou，huitoukandaotiandonglaizhengyongshouqiangzhizhezijideshenti，turanxiaoshengdeshuoleyiju：“meinv，baojinwo，woyaojiaoxunzheibangwangbadansunzile！”
mengruyanbumingjuelidewendao：“nixiangganshenme？paoma？renjiadeshoushangkeshiyouyibaqianga！”
tangwenlongmanyouyoudeshuoleyiju：“youqiangsuangepia，zaiwoyanzhongtamenjiushiyiqunlaji！”
shuobatangwenlongtudiyizhuanshen，duizheneitiandonglaideshouwanjiushiyijiaotileshanglai。
“papa！””zheiyijiaotidejiweizhunque，zhunquedetizaikantiandonglaideshouwanshang，yingshengjiangtadeqiangtichuquduoyuandejuli。
neitiandonglaidefanyingsududaoshijikuai，zaidishanggunleyiquanjiujianqileneibaqiang，kouzhongdaheleyiju：“made，xiangzhaosima！”
keshidangtazhongxinzhanqilaideshihou，tangwenlonghemengruyanyijingwanquandexiaoshizaitadeyanqian，fangfoturanrenjianzhengfaleyiban。
“renni？lianggerenzenmedoubujianlea？”tiandonglaiyishijianbumozhetounaole，naodaizhongturanyipiankongbaimamu。
“dage！kuailaikan，baobeizhendezaizheiera！！”lianggeshashoujidongdehuibaozheqingkuang，shengyinxiandefeichangdejidong。
“made！zheidoushigaoshenmea！”tiandonglaijingenzhelaidaolelajitongdepangbianchakanqingkuang。
tiandonglaijieguohezifenfulianggeshouxia：“mengruyanheneigexiaozipaole，tamenpaobuleduoyuan，ganjindejiwozhui，huoyaojianren，siyaojianshi！”
zheizhimihuangsedehezidagaiyingyukebenneimeda，waimianshimihuangsedeyanse，baozhuangheziwaibiaojingmei，dakaihegai，tiandonglaidunshijiushaleyan、
suoyidebaobeihezizhongzhuangzheliangkuaikendiaodexiguapi，yiqunluanwudehongtoucangying，madehaiyouyigefahuangdeyijingyongguoledebiyuntao！
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chengshidexiashuidaochaoshiyipian，heianzhizhongbushidishuideshengyin，tangwenlongbeizhedameinvqueshifeichangdeqingsong，zheiyesuanshitangwenlongdiyicigennvrenzheimedeqinjin，erqiehaishiyigejuepinmeimaodenvren，wenzhemengruyanshenshangdefangxiang，ganjuezhetadeshentishangdewendu，tangwenlongdunshijuedeshoushangyoushibuwandejing，zuiyaomingdeshi，tacishishuangzhangchupengdaodedifang，zhengshimengruyanrourenguanghuade**，mozaishoushangjiqideyouganjue，songchiyoudu，danxingshizu，susumamadeganjueshuangwaiwaile。
mengruyandaoshimeiyouyishidaotangwenlongdewochuoxiangfa：“meixiangdaonixiaozidaoyebuben，jingrancongneimegaodedifangtiaojinzheigexiashuidao，mancongmingde！”
tangwenlongxinxinshizudeshuodao：“womenzheierdexiashuiguandao，shiquanguozuifuzadexiashuiguandaozhiyi，ruguoshejichulaiyigepingmiantu，genyigemigongside，buzhidaoderendiaojinquzhihou，biexiangzouchulai，jiupingtamengengjiabuyongshuole，zhaodaotianliangyeweibinenggouzhuidaowomen！”
“dengdeng！”mengruyanhuranyishidaoleshenmejianjiaodao：“tangwenlong，nideshouhaoxiangmozailewode**shang，=liumang！xialiu！fangkaiwo！“
“a！”tangwenlongdunshicanjiaoyisheng，liandanshanglikejiuailemengruyandezhuduotiequan。
made！zheimeinvdeliqizenmezheimedaa？naoqiaodoukuaibeitajiqiaosuile！
huidaosushedeshihou，shijianyijingshiwanshangdeshidianban，kandaoyanqiandedameinv，tangwenlongjiuganjuezijixiangshizuomengside，congshengchenghuilaidaoxianzaizuiduobuguolianggexiaoshideshijian，lianggexiaoshideshijianquefashenglezheimeduodeshiqing，laotianyeturanjiudiujitayigeruhuasiyudedameinv，zheibianhualaideyetaidaleba？
“jinidedongxini？”mengruyangubushangxiuxichenshengwendao。
tangwenlongcongheisedehezi：“zheilimiandaodizhuangdeshishenmea？shenmedongxizheimezhongyaoa，gaodenimendouzhendaozhenqiangdeganshangle？zheigezhenshitaiherenle！”
mengruyanyibajiuqiangguoheisehezi：“youxieshiqingnihaishibuyaozhidaodehao，zhidaole，duinifanermeishenmehaochu，e……ninengbunengchuquxianbangwozuojianshiqing。”
tangwenlongweisuoyixiao，luchuqianqiandejiuwo，daliangzheyanqiandemengruyan，pian，hunshensanfazheyiguxinggandeweidao，youqishitazhanxianchulaideliangzhifengdadexiongqi，gengshihuzhiyuchu，jiuyaobaozhadeyangzi。
congtangwenlongdeteshujiaoduhainenggoukandaotaqianmiandeshenv，zheiyikanjiu**daoletangwenlong，buyouderangtadexiabanshenzhiqilexiaozhangpeng，xieedeyuhuodunshijiuzaitangwenlongnaohaijianshaokaile……
“zaiwobangzhunizhiqian，ninengbunengmibuwoyixiekuaile？”
“dangrankeyila。”mengruyandelianshanglveguoyisiwumeidongrendeweixiao，ranhoucukuangdebaohouleyisheng：“xiangsinijiushuoyisheng，wozhijiejiufeidiaonidekuailegongju！mashangguoqujiwozuoshi！fouzenijiudengzheduanzijuesunba！tingdaomeiyou！”
tangwenlongdunshijiubeimengruyanbaohouhezhule，zheigenvrendeshenshouzijikeshijianshiguode，tayizhishoushoushang，gujijiunengbazijijigaoding，suiranshishoushangle，dannongsizijihaishiyirufanzhang：“haole，haole，dameinvwocuole，youshinishuo，chulemaishenwoshenmedouzuo！”
mengruyanyoushihenhendedengletangwenlongyiyan：“niyiweiwogennikaiwanxiaodeba？，bieyiweinijiuguowo，jiukeyiweisuoyuwei，wojiuxianjinidianyansekankanba？”
suijimengruyanbianjiangzhuozishangbuxiugangdebeizi，pingfangzaizhuozishang，douranjiushiyiquanpaileshangqu，beizishunjianjiubeidanfeile，diaoxialaideshihou，jiugenyizhibeicaibiandeyilaguanside……
tangwenlongkandemudengkoudai，duidameinvdexiaxiangshunjianjiuxiaoshidewuyingwuzong。
“haole，biezaizheishazhanzhele，xianquwaimianjiwodiandongxi。”mengruyanqiaozheyutuipaoxiayiju。