第3章那你捏到软柿子了

【xitong,nishuotamenlianggezaiganshenme?】

jisisijintiezaichechuangshang,zhijianbuyuanchudelianggerenzuichunkaikaihehe,yaoshitahuichunyujiuhaole。

xitong:【buzhidao。suzhu,dannixianzaibushishiwangeweishenme,quedingbuchenzheigejihuihehezhengxinlajinjulima?】

kanleyanqianzuodezhananyihao,jisisiguoduanjujue:【weishenme?wocaibuxianghezhananshuohua。】

xitong:【shenmezhanan?jinzhisuzhuhushuobadao,womenzheishituanchongwen,jishengshengzaihouqi......】

tabenxiangshuojishengshengzaihouqidejuqingzhonghuibeijidananzhuchongai,jieguoduishangtachishidebiaoqing。

jisisichadianlengxiaochusheng:【shia,tuanchongwen。xiannvenvzhu999zhang,ranhouxieshangyiju‘zuihoutamenxingfukuailedeshenghuozaiyiqi’。haoxiangmeiyoupeijiaodediaonan,nvzhujiudebudaoxingfuyiyang。】

qiaomeihejijiasuoyourenjiuyaozaiyuanzhuhuilaihouturanxingqingdabian,duinvzhushierbujian,buzhidaodehaiyiweiyuanzhushishenmejiangzhiyaoni,jizheilaoxierenkuangkuangyidunguan。

haiyouqianzuozheigezhanan,kanzherenmogouyang,shijishanghegoumeiyouliangyang。

xitongtingchutayuqizhongdechaofeng,yishiwuyan,bantiancaibiechuyijuganbabadehua:【juqingjiushizheiyangxiede,womendouyaoweilejuqingfuwu。】

【哦。】

shenhouneichiredeshixiandoukuaibahezhengxindehounaoshaodianzhele,tarenwukerenhuitou:“jisisi!niyizhikan**shenme?wojinggaonia,woshibuhuixihuannide,nijiusilezheitiaoxinba!”

“shima?niyaoshizheimekendingwozhuibushangni,neiwojiubuzhuile。”

sheiganxihuantaa,zaijishengshengxuyaotadeshihou,zheigoukemeishaonveduifang,zuihouhaiyifubeipiandekelianmoyangqiunvzhuyuanliang,xiangxiangjiuexin。

jishengshenghenkuaihuilai,zaizhesanrendecheziqianwangjichang,tamenyaoxianquqitachengshizaiyujiemuzuqitajiabinhuihe。

jichangjisisibushidiyicilai,zheiviphuiketingdaoshidiyicijin。

kanzheduimianhaoqidaliangjichanghuanjingdenvsheng,hezhengxinxindaotubaozijiushitubaozi,zenmedoubibushangwulunheshihedidoushentaizirudeshengsheng。

menglidezijiyeshixialeyan,juranhuibeizheizhongtubaozimileyan。

“mouxierenjiusuanshijijiadezhenqianjinyouzenmeyang?yiwushichu,genbenjiupeibushangwo,yebupeijiaruhejia。”

jishengshengxianyibutingchutayuqizhongdechaofeng,chechetadeyixiu,“nibiezheiyangshuo。”

“shengsheng,nibielanzhewo,wocaibupabeitatingdao,jiusuanmourenqugaozhuang,wobazaizouwoyidunyouruhe!dabuleshibanianhou,youshiyitiaohaohan!”

tatigaoshengyin,zhouweiderendoukanguolai。

quanchangweiyitubaozihaoxiangzheicaifanyingguolai,zhizhezijidebiziwen:“a?shizaishuowoma?”

hezhengxinbuzhidaotashizhuangshahaishizhensha,lenghengyisheng:“bushini......”hainengshishei?

“bushiwojiuhao!”jisisijixudaliangzhouwei,shixianluozaizhuozishangdeshuiguoshang。

“ni,jiwobogejuzi!”

jishengshenghehezhengxinlengzaiyuandi,buzhidaotashuodeshishei。

xitong:【ng?suzhunichuxile?juranhuizhudongzuorenwule?】

jisisi:【heng,ququrenwueryi,zhiyaowolveshixiaoji......】

“jisisi,nizhishisheini?”hezhengxinfanyingguolai,zhizhetadebizijiukaishima。

nanshengmengdiyihou,bajisisihededalegeduosuo,kanzheduifanghenbudechilezijideyangzi,tayangzhuangdanding,shizeshoudouzaifadou:“nihouwo?woyaojiwomadadianhua!”

“nidouduodale?haizhaojiazhanggaozhuangyoubuyouzhi?”

“我,我不管!”

weiguanderengengduole,jishengshengshenshouqulata,“sisixiangchijuzieryi,wolaibo。”

“jiushi,youmeirangnibo,nihoushenme?”jisisichonghezhengxintiaoxinxiaoxiao,yishenjianziroubizijigaoleyigetouyounengzenmeyang?zhenganshenshoudatama?

ruguonenghuanhuachushiti,xitongdouxiangjitashuqidamuzhile,【suzhu,nixiangtonglema?zheicishizhendeyaozuoedunvpeiderenwulema?】

【当然!】

jisisikanzhebeididaozuibiandejuzi,awuyikouchixia,buzuorenwuhainengzenmeban?

tashizaizuobuchengedunvpei,dayedabuguozheigexitong。

xianzaizhinengzouyibusuanyibu,shizaibuxingsibanlu。

beitouweidiliugejuzishi,jisisishizaiguoyibuqu:“xinglexingle,nihuibuhuibojuzia?bensile,wozijilai!”

“buhaoyisi,wo......”

jishengshengxiayishidaoqian,yigebeibodeganganjingjingdejuzituranshenguolai,duzhutajiexialaidehua。

“buhaochi,buchile,jini,woyaoquxishoujian。”

kanzhenvshenglikaidebeiying,hezhengxinqiderendoukuaiyuandibaozhale,“shengsheng,nikandaolemei,tameiyoushouma?haiyaonibangta?yaobushinilanzhewo,wojiu......”

jishengshengyanxiazuilidejuzi,chechuyigewunaidexiao:“jiushibojigejuzieryi,yaoshitajimamadadianhua,women......niyouyaobeimale。”

nanshengyaran,shia,zijijiusuanyaojijisisineigenvrendianyansekankanyebunengzaimingmianshangdongshou,yaoshibeijiweijiazhangzhidaole,zijiaidayejiusuanle,shengshengkebunenggenzheshouweiqu。

tajuebunengrangmengjingzhongdeshiqingzaicifasheng!

songliangrenshangfeijizhihou,hezhengxindakaishouji,jishushudadianhua,“wei,shushu,woshixiaoxina,youyidianshiqingxiangyaonibangmang......”

《chunguangqieyi》shiheshijinniantouzideyigexiangmu,zairujindeyuelaiyuejuandezhichangyalixia,xuduonianqingrenshengchubailan、tangping,xiangyaohuilaojiazhongtiandexiangfa。

zheidangjiemubianshiruci,yaoqingbaweinianqingjiabinqianwangxiangxiashenghuo,yongjishidexingshizhanxianjiguanzhongmenbuyiyangdezhongtianshenghuo。

canjiajiemudezuhebujinjinyoudanghongmingxing,haiyousurenzuhe。

surenjisisihejishengshengliangrengangxiafeiji,jiemuzudegongzuorenyuanbianganguolai。

“nimenjiushijisisihejishengshengba?woshi《chunguangqieyi》jiemuzude,qinggenwodaozheibianlai。”daizheyashemaodegongzuorenyuanshenshoubangmangqulaneigekanshangquzuidadexiangzi,xiayimiaochadianbeixiangzidaipazaidi。

zheilimianshenmedongxi,zheimezhong!

jishengshengjianzhuangyaoqubangmang,quebeijisisiyibazhuazhugebo,dishengtaotao:“niganshenme?sheirangnipengwoxiangzide?xihuanlaxiangzishiba?wozheibianhaiyouyigeni!”

shuozhejianglingyigexiuzhenxiangzisaijinjishengshengshouli,dayaodabaidewangqianzou。

--【woqu,zheisheia?zheimekuang?】

--【jiaoshenmemingzi?weishenmebupailiana?genbentingbuqingchu。】

--【kendingshinageshuadapaidehuka,gongzuorenyuanyeshigoudaomeide,juranyushanglezheizhongren。】

--【xinglixiangdouhaiyaobierenla,zheimejinguihaishangshenmejiemua?】

jisisibuzhidaodeshi,jiuyinweizijirangjishengshengbolejigejuzi,jiemuzubeifeiqifanganzaicibeitaileshanglai。

meicuo,neijiushiyinzangshexiangji。