第1章

“nigejianyatou,fanzuohaolemeiyou?niyaoesiwoa?”

mamalieliedeyeerniangwangdishangcuileyikoutuomo,kanzhezaichufangliyanqianhuanghuangyouyoudexiaoshenying,yanditouzheyisibunai。

yimingshoushouxiaoxiaodeshenyingcongjianloudechufangpaochulai,xuebaidexiaolianbeizaohuoxundehuipupude,zhiluchuyishuangtouliangdedayanjing。

“niang,chaihuoyouxieshi,suoyizuofanmanleyixie。”

huayingangluo,sheizhifurenzhijiehenhenjiangnianbaochuaifanzaidi。

“nigejiantizi,shibushixiangtoulan?”

shoushouruoruodenianbaonalijingshoudezhuzheizhonglidao,yixiazibeiliejuzaidi,shouxinbeidishangjianruideshizigeshang,shunjianmaochuxianhongdexue。

nianbaoyishichitong,dakedakedeleidiluozaixuehuhudeshouxin。

jiandaonianbaoluolei,yeernianggengshiqibudayichulai。

“kukuku!nigejiantizixianbuxianhuiqi!?”

“woshuozuijinzenmelaoshuqian,yuanlaishinizheigesangmenxingkede!”

yeerniangchaoqibushoupangdeliutiao,pitougailianchaonianbaochouqu。

benjiushouruodenianbaonalijindezhuzheizhongduda?

neizangxixideyifudixiahenkuaibianshenchuyidaodaoxianhongdexuehen,yuzhierlaideshimenglieerjianruidetongchu。

痛。

真的好痛。

nianbaoquansuozheshenzi,shuangshoubaotoushitujianshaoyixietongchu。

keshimeiyong,zhendehaotonga。

nianbaoganjuezijizhenggeshentidouyaobeisiliekaile。

“niang....biedale...zhendehaotong...”

“niang,wozhende...cuole,kebukeyibudanianbao?”

nianbaoquansuozaijiaoluoli,shouxiaodeshenziyinweitengtongrenbuzhudifadou。

keshiyeerniangquexiangmeijieqiban,shouxiadelidugengshen。

“你个扫把星!”

“jintianwopianyaodasini!!!”

yeerniangshouxiayuefayongli,nianbaoqueganjueshenziyuelaiyueqing。

为什么....

weishenmedoushiniangqin,gebidewangerniudeniangqinconglaibuhuidawangerniu。

keshizijideniangqinquejingchangbufenqinghongzaobaidaziji。

ruguokeyi,nianbaozhendexiangwenwenniangqinweishenmehuizheiyang。

nianbaowulieryoumianruanditanzaidishang,jiemaoqingqingzhandong,ganliedezuichunweiweizhangkai,xiangyaokaikou,quezhinenghuchujilvweiruodeqixi。

qishizheiyangqiaoqiaodisidiaoyehenhaode。

至少不会再痛了。

念宝这样想。

“住手!”

jiuzainianbaohundunzhiji,yidaodaizhenuyideshengyinchuanlai!

zhijianyimingshenchuankaijia,qizhegaotoudamadeyingjunnanrenzhengzaiyuanwailishenghedao。

yeerniangbeirenrucixunchi,lengbudingdibeiheyitiao,shunshitingleshoulidedongzuo。

erneimingyingjunqingnian,cikejicongcongxiama,zhijiechongxiangdishangneitanxiaoxiaodeshenti。

xieyujihushizhandouzheshuangshoujiangdishangdenianbaoqingqingtuoqi。

nianbaodezhongliangbixieyuxiangxiangzhongyaogengqingyixie,qingderangrenxinteng。

erdengdaoxieyukandaoneizhangheajieshensidelian,xinxiajihukeyibaifenbaiqueren,yanqiandenvwawajiushizijizhaolezhengzhengsannianderen!

zicongsannianqian,nianbaoliqishizonghou,ajieyijuebuzhenzaibingchuangshangwolezhengzhengsannian,ernianbaodefuqinpiqiyebiandexinuwuchang,fuqijianyecongcililexin。

buguohaozaiquanjiarendoumeiyoufangqixunzhaoguonianbao。

zhidaosanriqian,youxianrenchadaodangshinianbaoshizongdexiansuo,xieyuzheicaicongjingchengjicongcongganguolai,sheiliaojiukandaoganggangzheilingrenjiuxindeyimu。

huailidexiaorenershentibingleng,shentijinyouyisiweiruodeqifu,meitoujinsuo,cikezhengxiaoshengfazheyiyu:

“痛...”

“niangqin,wocuole...kebukeyibuyaodale....”

xieyujihushishuangshouzhandou,ganjinjiangzijisuishenxiedaidejinchuangyaojinianbaofushang。

keshidengdaoxieyuxiankainianbaoneimanshixuewudeyifushi,raoshiyixiangjianqiangdexieyuyebujinluoxialeilai。

nianbaodepifujihumeiyouyicunshiwanhaode。

qingzideyuhenbianbuquanshen,beibudeshangkouzonghengjiaocuo,xianhongdexuerouxiangwaifanjuanzhe,hunhezhenituhenongye,zhengwangwaigugushenzhexue。

xieyuxiangxiangbuchu,yanqiandexiaorenerjiujingzaoshouleduodadetongchu!!

这伤拖不得了!

xieyusuixingdexiashulimajiangnianbaobaorusuixingdemachenei,kaishilejinjizhiliao。

erqixiyanyandenianbaozhiganjuezijizuoleyigehaozhanghaozhangdemeng。

menglizijishiyizhuxiaolingcao,danshiyinweidutianjieshibai,zhidezhuanshidaofanjiandeyigexiaowawashenshang。

tiandaoyeyegaosuta,yaoshixiangzhongsulingshen,bixujileigouzugoudegongde。

ernianbaozheiyishidejiarenshenshouyelitaizhong,niangqinshenxianlenggongzaopinqiehaisi,diediezaoxiongdisuanjibeiduojiangshanfengdianersi,jiujiubeijiandieyijianchuanxin,gegebeixinshangrenyibabishoulejiexingming...

mengzhongdenianbaomengmengdongdong,ertiandaoyeyezeshiqingqingfumonianbaomaorongrongdenaodai,zainianbaobojingshangdaileyitiaoyuguazhui。

“nianbao,nidediyidaojieyijingguoqu,yihouhuajieyeli...wubixiaoxin....”

“ruoshiyudaolekunnan,shuaisuiyupei,wohuibangni...”

erpangdeshengyinzhujianxiaosan,ernianbaozeshimomohuhudizhengkaishuangyan,ganjuehunshennuanyangyangde。

这是在哪里?

这也是在做梦吗?

nianbaoyanshenhuanghulehui,zhongyujujiaodaoyanqianneizhangnianqingdejunlianshang。

xieyuxintengdimolemonianbaodexiaoshou,pibeideyanjingzhongjiazazhehongxuesi。

醒了好,醒了好。

tianzhidaodangshitakandaohunshenshixuedenianbaodeshihou,tayouduohaipa。

“piaolianggege?shinijiudewoma?”

nianbaonengganjuedao,yanqiandepiaolianggegemeiyoueyi,shenzhinianbaonengganshoudaoyigutianshengdeqinqieyushuxigan。

ganggangsuxingdenianbaohaihenxuruo,shengyinbianxiandegengweiruannuo,zheigengshitingdexieyuxinliyizhan。

taroushengkaikoudao:“guai,wobushigege,woshijiujiu。”

“zhiyuyeerniang,tabushinideniangqin,nideniangqinhediediedouzaijingcheng。”

“zheixienian,womenyizhizaixunni。”

舅舅?娘亲?爹爹?

nianbaoyouhuixiangqizijiganggangneigemeng。

tashenshoutanxiangzijidebojing,guoranyouyimeibingbingliangliangdeyupei。

neibushizaizuomeng!neidoushizhende!

tiandaoyeyeshuozijidejiujiuyijianchuanxin,niangqindiediebeirensuanji....

念宝不要这样!

tayexiangzaijiarenmianqianxiangwangerniuneiyangsajiao!

haoburongyikeyijiandaozijizhenzhengdejiaren,nianbaoyidinghuibaohuhaotamende!huajietamendeshaqide!

jiandaonianbaofadai,xieyuyanweiweihong,chuimoukanzhechuangshangdenianbao。

“guaiguai,haitongbutong?”

nianbaonengchajuedaoyanqiandepiaolianggegeshouxinzhandouleyixia。

nianbaodexiaoshouqingqingcaguoxieyudeshouzhang,chechuxiaodao:“jiujiu,wozhendebutongda,xiguanlejiuhaole。”

shishishang,zicongzijijiandaotiandaoyeyehou,nianbaodeshenshangyidiandoubutongle。

ruguojiekaibengdai,xieyujiuhuijingqidifaxianshangkouyijingyuheruchu。

kanzheyanqianwubiguaiqiaodongshidenianbao,xieyuneixinzizegengshen。

ruoshizijikuaixiegandao,shibushiguaibaojiubuyongzaoshouzheiyangdedudale?

xiangdaozheili,xieyudeyanshenbiandegewaibaonve。

zheijiritayizhicunbubulishouzhenianbao,meikongchuliyeerniang。

neixianzai,shuoqilai,shigaihaohaoheyeerniangsuansuanzhangle!