第一章老宅冒烟了？
shenshiyiguanlaozhaiguamanlebaisemanzhang，shenyunlingchuanzheheiyiguizaiyuanzili，shouxiaodeshenyingbeixiyangladehenzhang。
“dajiakuaikan，jiushizheili！”
menwaichuanlaixuannaodeshengyin，tayehunranbuzhi。
“peng”diyisheng，benjiulaojiudemumenbeirenzhuangkai，fachuzhiyazhiyadeshengyin。
turanyourenshangqian，mengdijiangshenyunlingzhuaileqilai，tifanletamianqiandehuopen，yanhuifeijian！
“你们干什么？”
shenyunlingrumengchuxingbanchayidikanzheyanqianderen。
takulezhengzhengyitianyiye，cishiyanjingzhongdexianghetaoside，lianrendoukanbuqing。
“shenda**，niduozaizheilikerangwomenzhaolexujiua！sanqianwandehuokuan，nibieyiweinibamasilejiukeyibujiezhang！”
yidiehouhoudewenjianmengdizazaitaneizhangcangbaidelianshang，shenyunlingyigeliangqiangbianshuaidaozaidi。
suishihuapotadeshouzhang，zixiaojiaoyangdetacongweirucilangbei。
“nibiezaizheilipengcia！wozheidanxiao，sanbaiwan，nixianjielewozheizhangdanzi！”
youyidiewenjianrengzaitashenshang，chaodetatouhunnaozhang。
shenyunlingjiazhongshidaicongyi，daoletafumuzheiyidai，kaozhejiachuanyaofang，jingyingzheyijiayongyoushangbaigezhuanlidezhiyaochang。
kejiuzaisantianqian，tadefumuyiwaishengu，jiushengxiatayigeshijiusuidegunv。
tacongxiaoshenziruo，fumuxintengta，liantaduokanliangyanyishudoudanxin，gengbieshuochuliyaochangdeshiqing。
yinerfumuturanlishi，rangtawuchuxiashou，zhinengkaojialideqinqi。
“yaochangneibianwobofuzaiguanzhe，huokuandaoqiziranhui......”
“nidaboshuotazaojiulikaiyaochangle！laoziguannijiasileduoshaoren，jintiannijiusuanchuqumaiyeyaojilaozihaiqian！”
tamendehuarutongqingtianpili，shenyunlingbukezhixindifanwen：“bukeneng！wodabozuoricaigenwoshuoyaojiehuokuan，rangwoqianlezhuanzhangdedanzi！”
neikeshitadeqindabo！zenmekenenghuipianta？！
“xiongdimenbiefeihua，wokantamenjiushiyihuode！buhaiqianjiujiwoza！”
yishenglingxia，laizhuizhaiderenjingzhijietuidaoyuanzilidehuaquanhejidianyongdezhuozi。
“不！不要这样！”
shenyunlinggubudeshenshangdeshang，sixinliefeidijiaohanzhechongshangquzuzhi。
ketazhishiyigeshentijiaoruodeqianjin**，beirenmengdiyitui。
yizhentianxuandizhuanhou，jingyitouzazaitafumudeguancaishang！
“peng”diyisheng，xianxuefeijian，tabianyundaozaidibushengrenshile。
“buguanwoshia！shinituide！”
kanzhetadaodibuqi，naoshiderendunshihuangleshen。
tamenzhishixiangyaoqian，kebuxiangchurenminga！
“真晦气！”
“kuaidadianhuajineigerena，zheiqianhaizenmeyaohuilai？”
“zouzouzou，huiquzhaota！”
yiqunrenqichongchongdilai，youjicongcongditaozou，quemeiyouyigerenguanshenyunlingshisishihuo。
erzheigeshihou，laozhaidexixiangfangjingmaochuzhenzhenbaiyan！
sanqiannianqian，daxiaguonanjing。
“bao——wangye，jingchengsonglaibabailijiaji！”
shibingchuanguoheiyanmimandejiedao，lianshangyongbaibumengzhekoubi，zhidajinwangfumenwai。
zhengdiannei，shenchuanheisemangfudenanzizhengyupangrenjiaotan，yayideqifenlongzhaozhesuoyourendetouding。
“岂有此理！”
huoyanqingyongbaijinmengzhukoubi，luchushensuidemeiyan，yishuangliangruhanxingdemouzizhongchongmanlenuhuo。