第一章废物太子爷
大夏国，滇州。
zitanmuchuangshang，guseguxiang，tangzheyiwei，etouguozhebengdaidenanzi。
“妹妹！”
chuangbianyidaoyaoyaqiechi：“zheixiaozi，zuoyechuangjinshenyuanwainverfangzhong，toukanshenxiaojiexizao，zheizhongsepei，nihailiuzhetazuoshenme？”
“大哥…”
liulinglinghanlei：“tazaizenmebuhao，yeshiwodefujun，shiwobuhao，woyinggaitongyita，duoqujifangxiaoqie，zheiyangtajiubuhuifengliuchengxing，quwaimianzhaoqitanvrenle。”
“你！…”
liulingtian，yadoukuaiyaobengle，tameixiangdao，zijimeimei，juranshizheizhongxiangfa，zheigefeiwu，xunhuawenliu，daochugouyinnvren，tahaixiangjizheigefeiwu，duoqujifangxiaoqie？
这是被猪油蒙了心！
jiuzaitazhunbeinuchishi，menwai“dengdengdeng”chuanlaiyizhenjiaobusheng，zhijianyimingguanjiapaojinlai。
“dashaoye，daxiaojie！”
guanjiazhandou：“chudashile，neixierenyoulaizanmenfandiannaoshile。”
“咔咔咔！——”
“这些**！”
liulingtianyinchen：“meimei，zheijianshihenkenengshizheifeiwuredehuo，wobuguan，nibixugenwoqukankan，ruojiejuebule，wobidingfeilezheifeiwu，jiangtaganchuliujia！”
suizhezhengchao，zitanmuchuangshang，tangzhedeshenying，huanmanzhengkaiyanjing，zhijianyidaojifuxuebairuyu，shencaixingganmiaotiaodebiqunnvrenpaolechuqu。
zheibeiying，**，fengmanyuanrun，gaidadedifangda，gaishoudedifangshou，rangrenrenbuzhupenxue。
“......”
xiaoyanwutou：“zheitaniangdeshina，zuotianwanshang，wobushizaijiubazhaolelianggemeizishuilema，zenmehuichuxianzaizhei？”
gangshuowan，naodaiyigujutongchuanlai，rangtawuzhenaodai，yizhen**。
daxiaguo，taizixiaoyan，zijingye，haodonglan！
“好痛！——”
xiaoyanyonglizalezanaodai：“kao！wo…wojuranchuanyuele？haichuanyuedaoleyigeshiyifeiwutaizishenshang？”
xiaoyanshale，tabenshiyimingzhongyidaxuebiyedexuesheng，tadezhishanggaoda160，gangshangdayi，jiubazhenggezhongyililun，xuedetouche。
zhangwozhenggezhongyizhihou，tayouzijituixuejingshang，duanduansannianshijian，jiujianlileyigeyiyaoshangshijituan。
zheigeshihou，zhengyinggaishitafengguangwuxiandeshihou，kezenmejiuchuanyuedaoledaxiaguo？？
“还好。”
xiaoyanlvleyixianaohailidexinxi，zhangzhangshulekouqi：“zheigetaiziye，zhishishiyi，naodaibingbusha，erqie，zhenggedaxiaguo，zhiyoutayigehuangzi。”
daxiaguo，huangdixiaozhantian，yigegongyoushigehaizi，qizhongjiugedoushiyinv。
shouzheixieyinv，jiushiweileshengyigeerzi，zhongyuhuangtianbufuyouxinren，zaitasanshisuishi，yinglaiyigeerzi，zheibianshitaizi——xiaoyan！
youcikejian，taiziyexiaoyan，zaizhenggedaxiaguolaishuo，youduomezhongyao。
dankexi，zheixiaozi，zixiaodechong，taiguozhangyangbahu，daochupaonvren，huanggonglidenvren，chulefeizitabugandong，qitadegongnv，guanhuanxiaojie，doubeitasaoraoguoyigebian。
liangnianqian，tajuedehuangchengwuqu，biandairentoutoupaochuhuangcheng，laidaoledianzhou，kemeixiangdao，zaizheilizaoyujiefei，beidachengleshiyi。
suoxing，beiliujiadaxiaojieliulinglingxiangjiu，tashangshanqiuyinyuan，yuxiaoyanyijianzhongqing，bianjiajileta。
liulingling，dajiaguixiu，zhishudali，luoluodafang，duixiaoyanjidubaorong。
“这孙子！”
xiaoyanyaoya：“mingzenmezheimehao，shizhenggedaxiaweiyidetaiziyeyejiubale，shiyiyihou，haizhaoleyigezheimehaodelaopo。”
“算了算了…”
xiaoyanyaotou：“jiranwozhanletadeshenzi，neiwoyelaihaohao‘shuangyixia’。”
说完。
xiaoyanqishenxiachuang，laidaochuangbian，jiangshouzhifangrukouzhong，“xiu！”yishengxiangliangkoushaoerchu，zhijianyizhihuiying，suikongerxia，tajiangyigezhitiao，saizaiyingtuishang，huiyingtengkongerqi，xiaoshibujian。
大夏皇城！
“陛下！”
yiweidachenhuosuganlai：“taiziye，youxiaoxile！”
“什么！”
gongdianzhinei，zuozailongyishangdehuangdixiaozhantianhejiugejuemeinvrenquanshenjidong：“tazaina？”
“zaidianzhou，yigemianguanzhinei！”
“咔咔咔！——”
huangdixiaozhantianyaoya：“mashangtongzhi，mengyijiangjun，rangtaqujiangzheixiaozijiehuilai！”
“bixia，womenyeyaoqu！”
jiugejifuruxuedejuemeinvrengongshenxingli，manshichaohongjidong，jiuhaoxiangxinyuanyima，xiangyaodengbujichujiadehuanghuadaguinv。
“好！…”
xiaozhantiandiantou：“ruyan，nidaizhenizheibagemeimei，qianquxunta，ruosheixianzhaodaota，wojiufengnimenweitaizifei，jianglaijichenghuanghouzhiwei！”
xiaoruyanjidong：“shi，bixia！womenmashangqubataizizhaohuilai！”
yiquntingtingyuli，bingqingyujie，linglongtitoudejuemeinvhai，ganjingongjingxingli，xunsuxiangwaituiqu，yaozhidao，zheikeshigaibiantamenmingyundejihui。
jianglai，tamenkenenghuiyiyue，chengweidaxiaguodehuanghou！
滇州城，聚鲜面馆。
bikongwanli，lieriyanyan，xianzaishizhongwushifen，zheigeshijian，zhengyinggaishichifandeshihou，danbuzhiweihe，liujiamianguanzhinei，damenjinbi，meiyouyingye。
“媳妇。”
xiaoyanjinlai：“zheishizenmele，weihezanjiademianguan，meiyouyingye？”
yifanhua，rangsiqichenchendemianguandating，wushumuguang，xiangxiaoyankanlai，meigerendoudaizhebuxie，fennu，shaqi。
“你个废物。”
liulingtiannuchi：“sheirangnilaizheilide，zheishininenglaidedi？wobushigennishuole，ruzhuijiuyougeruzhuideyangzi，yihounijiwozaijiadaizhe，buyunxuchumen！”
“大哥！…”
liulinglingbuman：“nizenmenengzheimeshuo，xiaoyanzaizenmeshuo，yesuanwomenjiayifenzi，zheilishizanmenjiadechanye，taweihebunenglai？”
“你！…”
liulingtianyaoyaqiechi，buzhiruhefanbo，tazheigemeimei，ziconggenzheigefeiwuchengqin，yuelaiyuewufawutianle。
“咳…”
xiaoyanqingke：“liangwei，biezheiyang，doushiyijiaren。”
说完。
tayoukanxiangliulingling：“lingling，jiujingfashengshenmeshile，burunijiwoshuoshuo，huoxuwonengjiejue。”
shangyishi，xiaoyankeshizhishanggaoda160deshangyeqicai，duiyuzheizhongxiaomianguan，yinggaibuzaihuaxia。
“这…”
liulinglinganran：“fujun，zheixierizi，buzhidaozenmehuishi，zongyourentoutouzaiwaimiansanboxiaodaoxiaoxi，shuowomenzheilikeyimianfeichifan。”
“qianjitianhaihao，busuantaiduo。”
liulinglingjixu：“kezheijitian，turanbianbenjiali，renshubaozeng，womenmianguantiantianpeiqian，zhihaozanshiguanmenxiuxi。”