“dengshenme？nimencunliyoushenmehaodongxima？lailailai，nachulaikankan！”
chengxiaobubujinbi，fanzhenglianggecunziyebuhemu，duanleduifangdehuolu，tamencunlikendingyougengduodeqiankeyizhuan！
zheixierenquegannubuganyan，shizaishitamenshoulidedongxinabuchushoua！shifenputong！
gengbieshuohechengxiaoshoulinachudejinqiangyuxiangbi，neigenbenmeifabi！shangnalishuoliqu？
“kanba？genbennabuchuhaodongxi，jinshiyixielajidongxi，haiyoulianlailaobanzheiermai？zhenyiweilaobanyuanyiyizhikuiqianni！”
chengxiaoyouzhuanshenkanxianglaoban，lianshangbumanlexiyue，zhiyaonengshuofulaoban，neitamencunyihoujiuyijiaduda！
“wojuedeyeshi，nimencuna，jiushibuxing！laobanxianzaihaishounimencunlidehuowushitongqingnimen，danshizhongnabuchuhaodongxichulai，youshenmeyong？”
“zoubazouba，biezailaimaihuole，jiuwoshoulizheidongxidoubinimencunlidehao！”
gebicunlirenfenfenlengchaorefeng，haobuliuqing，fanzhengtamenshoulidehuobiqiduifanghaobushao，neikendingshiyoudiqide！
linhaishengcunliderenbeishuodeyuefaliansenankan，suirantamenhuowubuhao，danhaishiyouxiequdaonengmaichuqu，suiranjiagebusuangao，danyeshihuoa！
keshixianzaizhenmeifabi，chajutaida！
laobanjiandaozheifumoyangyebuyoudechensixialai，jiuchengxiaosuoshuodedequemeicuo，linhaishengcunliyijingyiliangnianmeichuguohaodongxi，quanshiyixiebianyihuo。
jiusuantamaile，suonenghuikuideyebushihenduo，haiburujiuquchengxiaocunlishou，neiyangdeshouchengkendinghuigaobushao！
chengxiaojianlaobanyouyule，shenseyuefaxiyue，tajiushiyaobaduifangdadewuhuakeshuo！
zheilianggecundemaodunbenlaijiubushao，yebuquezheiyici！
linhaishengzaihoumiankanzhezheiyiqie，meitoujinsuo，jiangjianshangkangzhedexiangzifanglexialai，buyoudeyaoleyaotou。
guoran，mashengshizhuantiaoxichuduande。
tamencunzizheiliangnianbenjiujiannan，yaoshizaibeiduanlequdao，neichujingjiugengshixueshangjiashuangle。
nianjici，linhaishengxinzhongyizhentanxi。
de，yihouhaidexiangbiedefazimoushengji。
xianrujin，takegubudeneimeduo，yanxiadebajinridehaihuoshuaichuqu。
zheiketunbude，guoshangyiye，zanqiebushuozheipangxiehuibuhuisi，neikendingshibuxinxianle！
nianjici，linhaishengchenmolehuier，kangzhexiangzixiangqianfangzouqu。
“laoban，woyaochuyipihuo！xinxiandehen，maixiangyebucuo！ninengyaodehua，wobianyimaile！”
tuwude，linhaishengdeshuohuashengzaisuoyourenerpanxiangqi，tadeshengyinhendichen。
erzaitahuayingangluoshi，jihushisuoyourendemuguangdouchaozhetakanqu。
“haha，xiaotuzaizi！nishibushilongle？meitingjianwoshuo，nimencundehuobuhao，laobankanbushangme？”
“heng！nimencunazaojiumeiyouhezuodejiazhile，jiunihaiganchulaishuacunzaigan，nizheibushizaizhaomama？**zaizizhenshibudongshenqian，jianzhijiushizitaokuchi！”
gebicunliderenfenfenchaofengdao。
chuhuo？chushenme？chouyulanxiame？
meiyouzhenzhengyoujiazhidehuowuzheikebujiushizaidangerenlaobandeshijianma？
zhongrenchaofenglianlian，linhaishengquebingbulihui。
“laoban，bielihuitamen，xiankankanwodehuoba！kanshanglenimai，kanbushangwozoujiushile！”
tadeshengyinhendichen，maibuzouxianglaoban，jiangxiangzimanmandedakai，zheigejiaoduyezhiyoulaobanhetashenhouderennenggoukandaodaizilidedongxi。
“哦？”
kanzhelinhaishengchaozhezijizouleguolaibingdakaidaizi，laobanbuyoudeniezhexiabaluchuyisiganxingqudemuguang，dantongshichongchizheyisiyihuo。
“laoban，nimaibumai？zheixiepangxienengshouma？”
linhaishengxiaoshengshuo，taxianzaizhiyouyigeniantoujiushijinkuaibazheixiepangxiemaichuqu。
laobantingshuolinhaishengyaomaipangxie，bianchelechezuijiao。
pangxiezheidongxi，suanshenmexihande？
guoran，zheicunziliderenzhennongbulaihaodongxi！
laobanxinlixiangzhe，zhengzhunbeibaishouranglinhaishengganjingundan，tadeshijiankeshihenbaoguide，dangezaizheichoupangxieshangbian，kezhenshikexi！
nacengxiang，laobangangtaishou，shenhoudeyigehuojiyoufachuleyishengjinghu。
“woqu，yixiangzihuangyouxie！”
？？？
tingwanzheihua，laobanmengle，ganjinkanxiangxiangzi。
我的天，还真是！
tamianqiandexiangziliershiduozhihuangyouxiezhangyawuzhua，neiyangzibietiduoshengmengle！
什么？黄油蟹？
linhaishengyeshixintouyijing，tafenmingjidefangzaixiangzilidedoushitazhuahuilaideqingxie，zajiubianchenglehuangyouxieleni？
奇怪！太奇怪了！
nandaoshuo......shixiangzi？
neixieqingxiezaixiangzilipinzhishengjibianchenghuangyouxiele？
zhaozheiyangkan，zheixiangziyeshihaobaobei！
linhaishengxintouyixi，dunshijuedeyaoganziyinglejifen。
huangyouxieshiyuegangaodengdijinduanshijianxinxingshiyongdemingguixiezhong，xiangyunanguo，you“xiezhongzhiwang”demeicheng。
qijiageshiguochanzhongxiezhiguan，zaixianggangjiulouyiliangjijia，meiwushikeshoujiajingdashubaigangyuan。
发了！真是要发了！
linhaishengxintiaokuailejifen。
tongyangrucidehaiyoulaoban，tamudengkoudaizhanzaiyuandi，zhijuedexiongtangleigu，huxiyekuailejifen。
guaiguai，huangyouxieyizhinanqiu，jintianjingrantongdaowole！
ershiduozhi！haigegedouyouquantoubandaxiao，zheijiazhi，dalequle！
买！
砸锅卖铁也要买！
neixiefuhaoshixihanjinqiangyu，dangenzheihuangyouxiebi，jinqiangyusuangepi！
xiangzhedabachaopiaoxiangzijifeilai，laobanyanshenyufamili。
ruguobushitongbanyibazhangpaizaijianshangjiangtapaixing，laobanzheimeimengnengjixuzuoxiaqu。
“ke，xiongdi，zanjieyibushuohuaruhe？zheibianrenduoyanza，yaoshizaizheiertandehua，yihuierwopanibuhaoban！”
huiguoshenlaihou，laobanzhengsewen，xinzhonganziqingxingdekuizijigangcaishuohuamanlebanpai，ruruoshidezuilezheidazhugu，neiyihouzhipashiyaoshaozhuangeshiwanbaiwan。
“行......”
linhaishengdexinliqingchu，renjianqiancaiheilexin。
gebicundezheibangjiahuomenyigegedoubushishenmehaoniao，yaoshirangtamenzhidaolezijidailaideshiyikuanghuangyouxie，yihuieryouyidabijinzhangdeshihou，zhibudingzheibangjiahuoyaozuochushenmeguofendeshiqing！
danshi，jiuzailinhaishengzhunbeigenzhezheigelaobanxiangzheyichumaocaodajiandezheyangpengganguoqudeshihou，turanzhijian，yuanchuchuanlaileyizhengaoangdehanjiaosheng。
“huanglaoer，nizheijiahuoyaoganma？zaizheilishuobuhaoma？haijieyibushuohua！wokannishixianghuyouneigexiaoxiongdiba！”