第1章 想当我妈咪,门都没有!

“baobei,nihaotian……”

heianzhong,nanrenyinyacixingdeshengyinzuanjinsuciyuedeerzhong。

女人躺在床头,

yipianheianzhong,tazhinengganshoudaotasiyidejielve。

“乖。”

……

suciyuemengdizhengkaiyanjing,yitoudelenghan。

tawuzhufaredeshuangjia,douwunianguoqule,weishenmehaishihuizuozheigemeng?

qishenquweishengjianpulebalian,qinliangdeyetirangtashunjianqingxing。

taduanqishuibeixialoudaoshui。

“wobuyao——!wocaibuyaojiajineigelaobiantai!”

“qinjianeigelaosanshigeyoulaoyouchoudelaonanrensheibuzhidao?zhenggerongchengyemeijigenvrenganjia!”

“wunianqiantabeishaoshang,huironglezhihouxinliyouniuqule!tingshuodousilianggenvrenle!wocaibuyaojiaguoqu!”

ketingli,jiankedenvshengchuanlai,“zaishuo,yaojiayeyinggaishisuciyuejiaguoqu!fanzhengtayoubushihuanghuadaguinv,talianhaizidoushengguole!jingyanfengfu!jiajineilaobiantaiyebukui!”

“沫沫!”

fuqinsujinchenglishenghezhuta,“yueershinijiejie!”

sumoyaoya,shengyinlidoudailekuqiang,“ba,wocaishinideqinshengnver,tasuciyuebuguojiushiyigedangchugenwobaocuodeyehaizi,wotitaguoleshibanianqiongkunliaodaodeshenghuo!haoburongyihuidaosujia,xianzaiyeyoulezijideshiye,nibunengbizhewojiaren!”

“是啊。”

yipangdechenfangyelianmangdaqiang,“momozaishangjieyijingmingshengqueqile,shizanmenjiaderongyao,zenmenengxishengta?”

“zaishuo,womenyangleyueerershisannianle,tayegaihuibaowomenle。”

shuowan,yijiasankouyiqitaitou,tongshikanzhezhanzaierloudesuciyue。

suciyueniezheshuibeidezhijieweiweifanbai。

她明白了。

tamenxiangheqinjialianyin,youbuxiangxishengsumo,suoyixiangxishengdiaota。

tashenhuleyikouqi,xialou,chaozhesujinchengshenchushouqu,“xieyi。”

sujinchengbujie,“shenmexieyi?”

“rangwodaitisumojiaren,baodanimensujiadeyangyuzhien,zongyaoyougexieyiba?burandehua,wanyinimenzaiyongzheifenyangyuzhien,bizhewosharenfanghuo,woshibushidouyaozhaozuo?”

sujinchenglengleyixia,shenhoudesumohechenfangyelengzhule。

“不写么?”

suciyuenaguozhihebi,ziguzidixiexialejixingwenzi,zuihoubamingziqianshang,“haole,nimenyebieyanle。wojiajiushi。”

shuowan,tadongzuoliluodiquchufangjieleshui,zhuanshenshanglou。

sumochongguoqujiangneizhangzhitiaonaqilai。

shangmianmingmingbaibaidixiezhe:

suciyuetisumojiaren,ershisannianyangyuzhienliangqing。

shiqingshunlidaonanyizhixin。

sumotaitoukanzhesuciyueshangloudebeiying,nannanzhe,“ma,suciyueshibushishale?tajiuzheimedayingjiaguoqu,buyaotananpengyoule?”

chenfanglianmangwuzhusumodezui,taitoukanzhesuciyuedefangxiang,shengpatafanhui。

suciyueqishiquandoutingdaole。

takuxiaoyisheng,liangtianqian,tadequeshiyouyigexianglianleliunian,yuanyiweitafuchuquanbudenanyou。

但现在,没有了。

jiajishei,duitalaishuo,douzhishihuangedifangshenghuoeryi,meichabie。

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santianhou,suciyuebeidaidaoleqinjia。

duifangmeiyouzhijiehetalingzheng,ershiyaotaxianzhujinqinjiadebieshu,zaizuojueding。

huanjuhuashuo,jishirongchengmeiyoujigerenganjia,danrenjiaqinsanyeyebushishenmerendouhuiqude。

sujinchengjisuciyuedeminglingshi,bixutaohaoqinsanye,rangtaquleziji,jisushijituanzhuzi。

夜。

suciyueanjingdizuozaiwoshili,dengzheneigenanrendelailin。

“pa——!”diyisheng,bieshulishunjianheilexialai,tingdianle。

suciyuedeshenzibennengdizhandouleqilai。

她怕黑!

wunianqianneigewanshangzhihou,tazaiyebuganduzimianduiheian,jiulianshuijue,douyaozaichuangtoukaiyizhanxiaoyedengcainengxinan。

rujin,daolezheigemoshengdehuanjing,tabenlaijiuyouxiexinjingdanzhan,youtingdianle!

nvrenxiayishidibaozhuxigai,zaiheianzhongsesefadou。

yinweitaiguokongju,tashenzhidoumeifaxian,fangjiandemenbeidakaile。

heianzhong,youshenmedongxicengdaoletadejiao,fushangletadeshou。

zhanniyoubingliangdedongxizaisuciyuedeshoushangcengaceng。

suciyuedunshiliansecanbai,hunshendexueyedousihuninggule。

tajianjiaoyisheng,shenzimengdihoutui,zuihoujibeizhijiezhuangshanglebinglengjianyingdeqiangbi,tengdechadianyunguoqu。

keheianzhong,neiyituanbumingshengwuyouchaozhetapaleguolai。

yinyacucaorupomumenkaiqideshengyinxiangqi,“laopo,wodelaopo……woshinilaogonga……”

suizheshengyindexiangqi,“pa”diyisheng,fangjiandedengshunjianquandouliangle。

suciyuezhongyukanqinglemianqiandeneiyi“tuan”dongxishishenme。

shiyigemianrongkebudenanren!

huoxu,douchengbushangshiren……

tashenxinggoulou,xianggezhuru,lianshoujiaodoushiheihuhudeyituo,fenbuqingguanjie。

nanrenguozheyupao,zhengpazaichuangbian,zhengzheneishuangheidongdongdeyanjingkanta。

而他的那张脸……

yijingbunengchengzhiwei“lian”le,tadelianshangzonghengjiaocuozhegezhongshangba,wuguanniuqu,xiangshicongdiyulipachulaideegui!

“啊——!”

jiusuanshisuciyuezhiqianyijingzuohaoxinlizhunbei,danshikanzhemianqianzheigeburenbuguidedongxihanzheziji,tahaishibennengdijianjiaochusheng!

neinanrenheiheiheidixiaoleqilai,“laopo,nijiaoshenme,shihaipawoleme?”

“keshinidayingleyaojiajiwoa——”

苏辞月快要疯了!

tajinghuangshicuodicongchuangshangpaxiaqu,hunshenzhandouzhewangwaipao,buganzaihuitoukanneigenanrenyiyan!

nvrenhuangbuzelu,shenzhiliantuizhuangshangzoulanglidehuapenkechulexuedoumeifajue!

“hahahahahaha——”

kanzhesuciyuedeshenyingxiaoshizaizoulangli,chuangshangdeneige“nanren”congyupaolimianpaxialai,zhaixiashoutaohemianju,luchuyizhangbaijingkeaidexiaobaozidelian,“xiangdangwomami,mendoumeiyou!”

tacongchuangshangxialai,xingfendipaodaoxiaoshufang,“ge,woyouhepaoleyige!”

xiaoshufangli,hetazhangdeyimoyiyangdelingyigexiaonanhaidizhetouzuozaidengxiakanshu,“e。”

xiaobaozibugaoxingle,yipiguzuodaoxiaoyizishang,“ninengbunengduoguanxinyixiadiedia,tamingmingkangjuhenvrenjiechu,yeyefeiyaojitaanpaiyigelianggeweihunqi,zheidoushidisangele。”

xiaonanhaidandanditailemei,bazhangdadexiaolianshangshihetanianlingbufudechengshu,“ng。”

小包子:“……”

tazheigegege,zhishangchaogao,danshiduirenyongyuanlenglengbingbing,xizirujin,hediediyiyang,shigemenhulu!

tabianlebianchun,youpaodaosanloudedashufang,xiaoxiaodeshenzituimenjinqu,“qinmohanxiansheng,nidedisanrenweihunqi,yebuzenmeyangma!”