第一章
beiqinshengfumujiehuihaomenhou，shequtongzhirenkoupucha。
dengjidegongzuorenyuanyilianzhiyidiwenwo：“hukoushangmeiyounindemingzi，ninquedingshihaomenjijiadunv？”
woshixiao：“dangran，rujiabaohuan。”
taquebapingmuzhuanxiangwo：“xitongxianshi，jijiadehukouminge，yijingbeizheiweijixunuozhanyongle。”
erwodehukouzeshibeisuibiansaidaoledashanpinkunhulimian。
jixunuoshiwobamazaiwozoudiuhoushouyangdejiaqianjin。
bamashuoyangtazhishiweilekuanjiesinianzhiqing，wohuilaihouhuilimasongzouta。
kewoqianjiaogangtajindamen，tajiudabingyichang，bamaliuletayigeyue，
shangyanyichangbushebielidexima，youliulesangeyue。
errujin，lianwozaizheigejialimingzhengyanshundeshenfenfumuyeliujileta。
womomonachushouji，maileyizhangsantianhouquxinidejipiao。
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huidaojijia，woshenxiyikouqi，qiangxingyaxiaxintoufanyongdesuanseyukexiao。
“ba，ma，jintianshequrenkoupucha。”
“wodehukou，weishenmehuizaiyigewoburenshideshanqupinkunhumingxia？”
zhoulanfangzhengzaijijixunuoxuepingguo，
wenyanshoumengdiyidou，daohuaguozhijian，shenchuxuezhu。
tashenzhimeigudeshangzijideshang，
zhishimeitoujinsuo，yuqilimanshifuyanyubunai。
“hukouzheizhongxiaoshi，huitoumazaijinixiangbanfa，buji。”
“小事？”
我重复着这两个字，
helideshenfenbeizhanju，zaitayanli，jingzhishiyizhuangwuzuqingzhongde“xiaoshi”？
“jiranshixiaoshi，neiwojiudaizheyuanjianqugenggaiduidiaoguolai。”
“胡闹！”
wohuayingangluo，zhoulanfangdeliansejiushunjianbianle。
“nuonuodehukouqianchedaotamingnianshenqingguowaidaxuedeshiqing，zaojiudinghaole，zenmenengshuohuanjiuhuan！”
fuqinyejiangzhongzhongjiangshoulidebaozhishuaizaizhuoshang。
banzhelian：“niganghuilaijitian？jiubunenganfenyidianma？”
“tiantianjijiaozheixiejimaosuanpidexiaoshi！yijiarenzuizhongyaodejiushiheheqiqi，nidongbudongzheigedaoli？”
yuanlai，wozhengquzijidequanli，
zaitayanzhongjiushishangbudetaimiandewuliqunao
“xunuozheixieniantinizaiwomenshenbianjinxiao，womenkuiqiantaliangduo！”
纪军建话锋一转，
kanxiangjixunuoshi，yanshenshunjianrouhe，chongmanlianxi。
“nizuoweijiejie，jiubunengrangzhetayidian？feiyaozaizheigeshihounaodetabutongkuai？”
jixunuotingdaodongjing，yankuangxunsufanhong，
tameiyoukanwo，fanerxianduizhefumu，
shengyinlishiqiadaohaochudezizeyutitie，
“ba，ma，nimenbieguaijiejie，taganghuilai，xinliyouqishizhengchangde。”
tashuozhe，caizhuanxiangwo，yanleiyuluobuluo，shentiweiweifazhan。
“jiejie，duibuqi，doushiwodecuo！yinweiwozhanlejiejiedehukou，jiejieshengqile，wo......wozhendebuzhidaohuizheiyang，woyiwei......”
haimeishuowan，bianwuzhexiongkou，zuoshiyudao。
zhoulanfanghejijunjianyigejianbuchongshangqianfuzhuta。
“nuonuo，wodeguainver！”
zhoulanfangshengyindaizhekuqiang，jiqiedipaizhetadebei。
“yishengshuolenibunengjidong！”
jijunjianyehuangmangnaqishuibei，yuqishiqiansuoweiyoudewenrou。
tamenshoumangjiaoluandianfuzhe，
“nuonuobieji，buguannideshi！”
“doushiwomenbuhao，meiyouchulihao，rangnishouweiqule！”