《yiqixiangxingfu》shiyidangzhibozongyi，yinweixingshixinying，suoyibeishouguanzhu。
bijingdouchuanyanzongyiyoujuben，yulequanlidezheixiemingxingdoushimianshangwandehao，sidixiadoushizhijie**，wangyoumenyexiangtongguozhiboguanchazhusimaji。
erzheidangzongyibeishouguanzhudeyuanyin，chulefangshilingpixijing，zuizhuyaodeshiyouguominlaogongchiyanzhou，yijitianxingongzhuxiazhiqingdejiameng。
liangrenshishixiazuishouhuanyingdeguominouxiang。
chiyanzhousuirannianqing，danqueshishilipaiyanyuan，henzaojiunaguoyingdi，pingjiechusedeyanjiheyanzhi，fensiquntipangda。
xiazhiqingzeyinweizhangxiangtianmeichuquan，youyanleyixieliuliangju，yincichengweidanghongxiaohua。
zhengshikaibozhiqian，youyigetiqianluhaodexiandaopian，shidaoyanzutuxijiweijiabindejia，quzuocaifang。
chiyanzhouzhuzaijingchengzuihaohuadediduan，zijiyongyouyizuodapingceng，zhuangxiujianyuedishe。
daoyan：“qingwenninweishenmexianglai《yiqixiangxingfu》？”
chiyanzhou：“bushinimenjiwodidezongyima？”
daoyan：“..........”
daoyan：“neiqingwenninduizheidangzongyiyoushenmeqidai？”
chiyanzhou：“bulei，tangzhe，kuaidianjieshu。”
daoyan：“..........”
daoyanbusixin，jixuwenkaozaishafashangdayouxidenanren，“chixiansheng，ninyaobuyaoxiangdajiatuijianyixiawomendezongyi。”
池砚舟：“不要。”
daoyanleiliumanmian，bukuishigaolengzhihuachiyingdi，guoranmingbuxuchuan，xizirujin。
caifangxiazhiqingdeshihou，daoyanzuzhijiequlexiajia。
mianduijudahaohuadezhuangyuan，daoyanzudoujingdaile，houlaiguankanxiandaopiandewangyouyezhenjingle。
#xiazhiqinghaomen#decitiaohaishangleresou。
wangyoufenfengankai，yuanlaibuhaohaogongzuojiuhuiqujichengjiachan，bushiyigewanxiaohua。
xiazhiqingyirujiwangdebaochilimaotianmeidexingxiang，bodeleyizhongfensidejiaohao。
qitajiabinhaiyoudanghongnantuanchengyuanzhiyidechengyi，yijiganggangbaohuodexinrenyanyuanbaiyining，haiyouwanghongchudaodeyirenxuxiyao。
tamendecaifangyeshizhongguizhongju，erlundaosongshiweishi，jingtouzeshijinleyigegongsisushe。
jiaoqianmianjigerendezhusuo，songshiweideyuangongsushezexiandexunsebushao。
huanjingxiaxiao，erqietazhudehaibushiyirensushe，zhijiehetaoxiaotianzheigezhulijizaiyigesushe。
yiqunhaoxindewangyoudouzaigankaizheishinageyiren，zenmedaiyuzheimechajing？
dangsongshiweichuxianzaijingtoumianqianshi，bushaowangyouzhenjing，zheimepiaoliangdeyiren，yeyaoshoudaozheiyangdedaiyuma？
zhangdezheimeniubi，buhongtianlinanronga！
songshiweichuanzheshufudejiajufu，zuozaitazaipinxixiwushikuaiqiantaolaidelanrenshafashang，jieshouhaowuyiyidecaifang。
daoyan：“qingwenninweishenmexianglaicanjia《yiqixiangxingfu》ni？”
songshiwei：“bushinimenjiwodidezongyima？”
daoyan：“..........”
【hahahaha，zheigehuidarucishuxi，daoyandoumengbileba】
【daoyan：woxianrulexunhuan？】
【chiyingdideyibohoujiyourenlehahaha】
daoyan：“neiniduizheidangzongyiyoushenmeqidaima？”
songshiwei：“yemeishenmeqidai，duojidianqianba，woshoutoutingjinde。”
daoyan：“..........”
daoyan：“qingniyongyijuhua，tuijianyixiawomendezongyi。”
songshiwei：“zheizongyinijiukanba，yikanyigebuzhisheng！”
daoyan：zheidoushicongnazhaolaidezheixieniumaa？！
【hahahaha，juranshigegaoxiaonv】
【meinvjiejiehaishibuyaoshuohualehahaha】
jitianzhihou，《yiqixiangxingfu》kaishiluzhi，shizaiyizuofengjingjuanxiudedexiaoxiangcun。
jiemugangkaibo，yijingyouwushuwangyouyongjinzhibojian，guankanrenshushunjiantupobaiwan。
liuweijiabinjiezhongerzhi，meigerenduizhejingtouzuogejiandandeziwojieshao。
bierenzhongguizhongju，zongyourenhuafengqingqi。
chiyanzhou：“wohaixuyaojieshao？neiwozheijiniandoubaihunlebei？”
songshiwei：“dajiahao，woshizhongguochimingshuangbiao，guojiayijitaigangyundongyuan，yulequandahuka——songshiwei。”
【zhayikanhenyoupaimian，zhinengzhayikan】
【haode，xiaciziwojieshaozhidaozenmeshuole】
【jishigaoxiaonv，youshixianyanbao】
chiyanzhouananguanzhuzhesongshiwei，yanlishengqiyiguzhuomobutoudexiaoyi。
shenghuowuliao，tahenyouzhi，dezhaodianyouqudeshilaizuo。
jiemuzuzhunbeileyizuosancengxiaoyanglou，zuoweijiabinluzhishixiuxidedidian，liugerenzuozaiyuanzhongputaojiaxiadezhangyishang，dengzhedaoyandeanpai。
daoyan：“huanyinggeweilaidaowomen《yiqixiangxingfu》，jiexialaiwomenjiangkaizhanweiqilianggeyuedexingfushenghuo。
zaizheiqijian，shenghuodegexiangkaizhijiangyougeweinulizhengquhuode。
shouxianni，womenyaoxianlaixuanqugeweidefangjian，jianggenjuyizuyouxihuodeyouxianjuedingquan。
zainimenshenhoudefangjian，zangzhe《yiqixiangxingfu》dewanou，zhaodaodewanouyueduo，youxianxiangyoufangjianxuanzequan。”
youxiyikaishi，sigerenyouxianchongjinfangjian，kaishisichuxunzhao。
jingtouduizhezuozaizhangyishangyouxianbudongdelianggeren。
xiarideweifengchuiqisongshiweidejuanfa，tashenzhanglegebo，shangbanshenwanruyizhanggong。
dan**shizhongbuliyizi，nuligouzhejiashangbaomanyourendeputao，shenxiahaibujideqiaozheerlangtui。
erchiyanzhou，zebaozhegeboxinshangyipangde“yerenzhaiputao”tu。
【zheiliangrenzaiganma？meitingdaodaoyandeyaoqiuma？】
【womenzhougeshinengbudongjiubudong，landezuoyouxihahaha】
zuihou，daoyankanbuxiaqule，zhudongxunwen，“erweilaoshi，zenmebuquzuoyouxi？”
songshiwei：“meishi，tamenqiangquba，wokanle，zheiliugefangjiannagedoubiwosusheqiang，zhunagewodoubuchikui。”
池砚舟：“太傻。”
qishiweilefangzhizheizhongqingkuangchuxian，chiyanzhouyijingzaijiemukaipaizhiqian，jiuzizhulejiemuzugezhongjiajuhedianqi，youqishishanghaodechuangdian。
yinci，jichusheshimanzudeqingkuangxia，tabuxuyaozuoneixie***deyouxi，zhengduoyigehaowuyiyidefangjian。
【hahahahazheiliangrenyetaifoxileba】
【guoranshiwomenzhouge，jiangfoxijinxingdaodi】
【buaizuoyouxi，canjiashenmezongyi】
【yaoniguan！womenzhougejiushishenmeyebuzuo，wangneiyizhan，shoushilvyecengcengde！】
shijianyidao，sigerenpengzheyiduiwanouchuxian，xiazhiqingkanzheyuanzhongweidongdeliangren，weiweichayi。
“yanzhougege，nimeiyouquzhaowanouma？”
songshiweitingdaozheigechenghu，neixinfanleyigebaiyan，zheimeexindechenghu，tashizenmejiaodechukoude？
buguoyuanzhuzhong，chiyanzhouhexiazhiqingliangjiasuanshishijiao，zhangdazhihou，anzhaobianjuneigoupibutongdeluoji，xilihutudejiuzaiyiqile。
zheigechenghuguoranyishijiqiqiancenglang，wangyoufenfenzhaguo。
【shenmeqingkuang？woxiudaolebaguadeqixi！】
【yanzhougege，tiana，haotiana！】
【junnanmeinvzaiyiqi，jiushiyangyan！】
【bieshenmerendoulaitiewomengegehaoma】
【womenqingbaozhishihenyoulimao！】
chiyanzhouquemeishenmefanying，zhididide“ng”leyishengzuohuiying，xiazhiqingminminchun，jiangshouzhongdeyibanwanoufenlechuqu。
“neiwofenniyibanba。”
zheilimiankaweizuidadejiushichiyanzhou，qitarenjianzhuang，yefenfenbazijidewanoufenchuqu，yishizhijian，chiyanzhoubeiyiquanwanoubaoweile。
songshiweizamazamazui，xunsizijibunengzuobuhequnderen，yesongguoquyizhishou。
chiyanzhoukanzheyanqianduochulaideneizhikongkongruyedeshou，tiaozhemei，kanzhezheizhishoudezhuren。
“nizheishihuangdidewanou？”
“bushi。”songshiweiyaoyaotou，“fenwoliangge。”